Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[sharp lint]

It really is interesting how much he's enabled by his parents.

- He constantly invites drug dealer's to their house.

- Smokes weed, cigarettes, and crack in their house.

- Puts holes in the walls of his room, slams all kinds of shit on the ground while throwing temper tantrums, constantly screaming from dusk to dawn.

- Provides literally nothing to the house while staying there rent free.

- Routinely insults them to their face for any slight inconvenience to his random stream schedule.

All that and they're still calling him to come eat breakfast the next morning like he's a teenager, lol. I understand parents can love their children under even the worse conditions but god dam. Ratdad and ratmom, you guys are wild for supporting bmj through all this bullshit.

 

[Yankee Bastard]

The tax debate is settled. Ratdad did his taxes and he owes barely anything
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So the guy who can't even install a door did the taxes for hundreds of thousands of dollars from several sources of income. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[thefreshmaker]

The long term issue here is that it makes any eventual rehab harder. Though I'd rate the chance of any successful BossmanJack rehab as nil, if he's forced to dry out in jail eventually, he'll be feeling an enormous come down that could drive him to rope for real.

They've got phones and TVs in jail. He'd be straight onto the races calling shots into a microphone, then selling $5 handies for commissary money

 

[traditiontaiga]

It's extremely unlikely, even the 200K runup is something you wouldn't expect to happen even once a year even at Austin's constant gambling rate. Just by the house edge, any time you want to double money in gambling the odds have to be below 50%, and doubling it over and over makes it less and less likely. He doesn't play any sort of lotto game where he can turn $100 into a million by sheer random luck, even the digital slot machines all have specific max wins that you cannot pass no matter what.

If he chucked a full weekly $8000 on a single Keno bet and got 1000X that's still not quite to 1M. And that's not a 1% chance, it's a 0.00000012% chance. That's close to 1 in 10 million odds. If he tried that every week for the rest of his life it's still insanely unlikely to happen once. The only way I imagine it happening is if someone donates an absurd amount like 100K and he gambles that in massive bets, and it would still require huge luck.

First $8,000x1,000=$8,000,000.

Second, that is Keno, which has lower payouts which makes the odds worse for larger multipliers. Being that Bossman essentially just plays dice the odds are actually 0.792% assuming he stops at exactly $1,000,000. And that is a chance every single week. So over a year he has a 40% chance of hitting it. It doesn't even really matter how he plays. He could Martingale dice/coinflip all they way up to a million or just chuck it all at limbo with a 125x multiplier, in either scenario the odds are the same since originals all have the same RTP.

 

[latinlover]

So the guy who can't even install a door did the taxes for hundreds of thousands of dollars from several sources of income. What could possibly go wrong?

You're forgetting Austin also happens to be a pathological liar lying about stuff that doesn't matter at all and is extremely easy to verify, such as initial deposit amounts that he ran up before he starts streams, after that 70k runup he still smugly pretended in the discord that he didn't lose it all offstream for like an hour after having a balance of 0, having withdrew 'thousands' to his bank account during this runup (which is verifiably false as someone has looked into the blockchain), etc. etc.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

We've really entered a new era now. The 200k win and loss has fried his brain to the extreme. Even though he's been progressively getting more and more reckless with each new peak he's now in ultra retard reckless betting mode, constantly betting large fractions of his balance on dice in attempts to win repeatedly and get up fat real quick. Like mentioned before he's addicted to high risk high reward betting and now it's worse than ever before.

He’s going all in a lot more often, from what I can tell.

Haven’t noticed anybody clip it, but the most telling part to me of the Shuffle arc was in the middle of Austin losing $50k in 5mins he explained how he HAS to win it all back. Openly stating that he was chasing his losses.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It really is interesting how much he's enabled by his parents.

I know the regulars here hate this topic, but it's my main interest. Austin's parents really need to throw in the towel on him. It's like they must have guilt about something with him that's caused this.

I also highly doubt he's ever done his taxes. I know the letter of the law says even if you lose money overall, you need to report them, but what can they do to him?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I know the regulars here hate this topic, but it's my main interest. Austin's parents really need to throw in the towel on him. It's like they must have guilt about something with him that's caused this.

I think part of it is that however embarrassing and destructive he is now it’d be worse if he was on the streets. Looks better to have a failure kid in the spare bedroom spazzing out than having a potentially violent homeless son going in and out of prison.

 

[break these cuffs]

All that and they're still calling him to come eat breakfast the next morning like he's a teenager, lol. I understand parents can love their children under even the worse conditions but god dam. Ratdad and ratmom, you guys are wild for supporting bmj through all this bullshit.

I've talked about his parents at length before, but this is the part that still makes me shake my head. I completely understand not wanting to see your kid homeless or in prison. If I ever had to move back in with my parents as an adult I knew it would have been their house, their rules. I would have followed them because I'm not a piece of shit like Austin, but giving him snack money? Making him french toast? Holy shit, have some self-respect. Just because you don't want him to die in the gutter doesn't mean you have to wash his balls and tickle his taint.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Rat dad comes in to inform Derrick arrived. And Austin's cunning plan by moving his cam to hide the n1gg3rh4t3r donos gets felted by Derrick.

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when he said "its just a cigar dude" and started laughing it made me MATI, god he's such a stoner 16 year old brained loser

 

[W00K #17]

I wish I didn't have to make my own breakfast if I wake up hungry. I hate my life.

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

It's extremely unlikely, even the 200K runup is something you wouldn't expect to happen even once a year even at Austin's constant gambling rate. Just by the house edge, any time you want to double money in gambling the odds have to be below 50%, and doubling it over and over makes it less and less likely. He doesn't play any sort of lotto game where he can turn $100 into a million by sheer random luck, even the digital slot machines all have specific max wins that you cannot pass no matter what.

If he chucked a full weekly $8000 on a single Keno bet and got 1000X that's still not quite to 1M. And that's not a 1% chance, it's a 0.00000012% chance. That's close to 1 in 10 million odds. If he tried that every week for the rest of his life it's still insanely unlikely to happen once. The only way I imagine it happening is if someone donates an absurd amount like 100K and he gambles that in massive bets, and it would still require huge luck.

200k once a year is actually just about what you'd expect when you have 8k a week to completely degen bet. Say he just took his 8k (really more than that with juicers and subs) and just did all in coin flips or dice till he ran out of money which isn't all that far off from what he really does. 8k becomes about 250k in just a 5 win streak, which is more than a 3% chance, ie more than likely to occur on at least one week of the year. 2 more wins and that's a milli, which drops the total weekly chances down to only a bit under 1%.

 

[toiletpump]

when he said "its just a cigar dude" and started laughing it made me MATI, god he's such a stoner 16 year old bra

when he said "its just a cigar dude" and started laughing it made me MATI, god he's such a stoner 16 year old brained

stay mad rat.

 

[sirthisisanarbys]

he's such a stoner 16 year old brained loser

no u

 

[thefreshmaker]

I also highly doubt he's ever done his taxes. I know the letter of the law says even if you lose money overall, you need to report them, but what can they do to him?

If the IRS is being their usual lazy self, they may just assume he owes based on a $200K win or whatever and demand he provide proof otherwise or receive a tax bill. Knowing how incompetent government documentation and verification is, they may fuck him by not accepting crypto wallet transactions showing it went straight back into thin air.

 

[baws man jack]

That was his #1 sweeper. Amazing.
Bridges are rats! Burn them all!

Top janny or not if you have a falling out (ie asking for repayment on loans when he's in a bad mood) you will be cast aside with the rest of the rats. You'll get your money if bmj feels good and goddamn ready to give you your money and not a second before.

You tryna make him feel some typa way asking for YOUR money back? nah fuck outta here.

 

[Collections Agent]

when he said "its just a cigar dude" and started laughing it made me MATI, god he's such a stoner 16 year old brained loser

Don't get mad over a retarded crackhead acting like a retarded crackhead, it's what he's best at

 

[break these cuffs]

Top janny or not if you have a falling out (ie asking for repayment on loans when he's in a bad mood) you will be cast aside with the rest of the rats. You'll get your money if bmj feels good and goddamn ready to give you your money and not a second before.

You tryna make him feel some typa way asking for YOUR money back? nah fuck outta here.

The most redeeming thing about Austin is that he treats his jannies and paypigs exactly how they deserve to be treated.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

He could Martingale dice/coinflip all they way up to a million

Martingale strategy only works if you already have bankroll to eat away your chances of failure. For example, if you only have $1 and you want to make $1, you have a 50% chance of success. If you want to increase your chances of success to 75%, you need $3, for an 87.5% chance, $7, 93.75% chance, $15, 96.87% chance, $31, 98.4% chance, $63. In other words, he could already have $7 million, and he wants to make another million, he still has upwards of a 10% chance of losing it all. Even if he has $63 million, the casino still has a chance to win it big. Also the Martingale strategy is about doubling up on your losses, so even when you're betting millions of dollars in Martingale you're still only profiting your original bet amount when you finally win.

As far as chucking goes I don't think its reasonable to expect him to use his $8000 all at once, based on $2000 start just straight chucking it he would need to win 9 consecutive games, which is a 0.195% chance. With 4 chances a week, 52 weeks per year, (208 total chances) he would have about a 35% chance of hitting it each year assuming he used every $2000 reload towards this goal for a straight year.

 

[toiletpump]

The most redeeming thing about Austin is that he treats his jannies and paypigs exactly how they deserve to be treated.

misery loves company lol