Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Brace for prostitution.

Yet again, it turns out that I picked the wrong username.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Could she somehow send a "oopsie woopsie I did a fucky wucky and broke the US court system" and take it back?

Probably not

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I don't think this case is over just because this is the third (after the 10th circuit and appeal and transfer to Florida) time the case went quiet for a while and people said it was lost in limbo forever and basically closed

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Probably not

As frustrating as this is to poor Joshy, I fin it more than mildly amusing that there are adults bedecked in robes seriously discussing this ball or retarded stupidity and forced to do so unironically. They may well even be honestly interested in and invested in a just outcome, but wholly underreported to deal with the lolcow spergery.

 

[Thomas Talus]

A soft-lock like this can only be broken by the Supremes

To get it to the US supreme court you'd need to appeal through the circuit first, but I'm not sure there's a hook to latch an appeal onto yet.

 

[mindlessobserver]

To get it to the US supreme court you'd need to appeal through the circuit first, but I'm not sure there's a hook to latch an appeal onto yet.

Or even what circuit is appropriate.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Or even what circuit is appropriate.

The TWO HUNDRED FORTY VOLT CIRCUIT COURT is now in session!

I mean we're basically a step or two away from actually getting some sort of sovcit shit going here, reasonably ...

 

[lolwatagain]

I have no fucking idea. I repeat, it is my sincere unironic belief that Russell Greer managed to softlock all parties including the court from being able to do anything. This is might be completely uncharted territory Regarding writ of mandamus; consider this train of thought. If Utah does not have jurisdiction, does the 10th? Utah has proclaimed that it has no jurisdiction, and Florida has proclaimed the same. Actually, Utah has proclaimed it has no jurisdiction thrice. Anything and nothing could be the game here.

By the way, don't take my tone to carry any ill will towards you.

No, Stalker, he has many many thousands of fans. I am sorry you have to live in your delusions again. Brace for prostitution.

Somehow the US District Court in Guam will get jurisdiction.

Logically, there is no way for Guam to get jurisdiction, but this case has managed to defy all logic so my money is on Guam.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Somehow the US District Court in Guam will get jurisdiction.

Logically, there is no way for Guam to get jurisdiction, but this case has managed to defy all logic so my money is on Guam.

I'm going all in on it ending up in the US Virgin Islands, coz Russ.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'm going all in on it ending up in the US Virgin Islands, coz Russ.

He's not a virgin, though.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Dudes and hookers don't count.

 

[AnOminous]

Somehow the US District Court in Guam will get jurisdiction.

Logically, there is no way for Guam to get jurisdiction, but this case has managed to defy all logic so my money is on Guam.

I'm calling American Samoa.

 

[East_Clintwood]

He's not a virgin, though.

Hasn't Russ somehow literally struck out with hookers he'd already paid? IMO that qualifies him for permanent turbo virgin status, even if he did eventually successfully pay some poor girl to give him a pity suck.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Hasn't Russ somehow literally struck out with hookers he'd already paid? IMO that qualifies him for permanent turbo virgin status, even if he did eventually successfully pay some poor girl to give him a pity suck.

He takes girls that charge by the hour to Olive Garden. He wouldn't have gotten stiffed if his time management was better.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I'm calling American Samoa.

St Albans. Might as well go full bleak house on this mad disaster of a case.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I was thinking of some ways these could happen. Here’s what I’ve come up with, and the courts are free to steal my ideas without credit.

• Location of first US territory landfall of the Internet cable that transmitted the evil bytes from Nulls offshore servers
• On his return to the USA, the first US clay he steps on is Guam or PR or something because his flight was forced to divert
• Some weird small island is the closest territory to the halfway point between the Greer abode and Serbia.

 

[DumbDude43]

I was thinking of some ways these could happen. Here’s what I’ve come up with, and the courts are free to steal my ideas without credit.

• Location of first US territory landfall of the Internet cable that transmitted the evil bytes from Nulls offshore servers
• On his return to the USA, the first US clay he steps on is Guam or PR or something because his flight was forced to divert
• Some weird small island is the closest territory to the halfway point between the Greer abode and Serbia.

null should move to some US air force base in turkey, and then request a case transfer to the court martial at that base

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Fuck at this point he could request it be transferred to tax court. The IRS couldn’t be worse.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I'm calling American Samoa.

It’s halfway between Serbia and Utah, if you take the long way

 

[Botchy Galoop]

You know, Russell should look into buying an old battleship and making it a whorehouse in international waters. He could create his own floating country a la Pirate Radio. Then we could see this case resolved by the United Nations.
United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS): The UNCLOS is the cornerstone of the Law of the Sea, providing a framework for states to cooperate and resolve disputes.
Maritime Law, unironically.