Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[ChromaQuack]

problem.

I fail to see the problem here, you karen farmers are a bunch of silly geese.

Put it on Dick, nothing is going to happen, it's all just a silly joke. Say the words, they sound very funny!

'Oh! double spirited Goddess! sear mine being and soul with tomgirl charm!

I bequeath unto thee mine name and purpose!

Hail to thee! true name sprung from the CPU womb! Daxichan Masterchu'

 

[The Tall Man]

no he said people would vote on if he should wear it next week

Dax is getting cold feet, he is too sacred to put it on.

 

[Fireman Sam]

It's afraid!

 

[Journoscum]

Didn't say Dax-chan Herrera-chu, not interested til he does it right.

 

[AnOminous]

NULL NULL WAKE UP
TURN ON THE TV
TURN ON THE TV
HE PUT ON THE FUCKING MEDALLION!

Just put it on. It's pure superstition that there's anything wrong with it.

It's not like everyone else who has put it on has suffered insanely awful repercussions or anything.

 

[Vibralldo]

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This is NOT going to end well.

EDIT: He did not wear it on stream, he said maybe next week people can vote on whether or not he puts it on, or X amount of donations and he wears it. It's clearly a bit but he's fucking with forces beyond our comprehension here. Personally I wouldn't tempt fate so brazenly.

The stars have aligned
A new host is chosen
Hail onto thee
Dax-Chan Herrera-Chu

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Do it fat head or the coloring book negro will undoubtedly dunk on you for being a big scaredy cow!

 

[Retink Retunk]

You know what the saddest thing of all of this is for Dax? It's the most relevant he has probably been in awhile, which is why he's milking it so hard.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Clipped the segment, THEY ALL TOUCHED IT. Mark your calendar boys, 1 year from today.

 

[Nonronic]

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This is NOT going to end well.

EDIT: He did not wear it on stream, he said maybe next week people can vote on whether or not he puts it on, or X amount of donations and he wears it. It's clearly a bit but he's fucking with forces beyond our comprehension here. Personally I wouldn't tempt fate so brazenly.

>showing off the medallion during a show with Ethan Ralph of all people
THAT'S SO FUCKING CURSED, I PRAY THAT THERE MAY BE MERCY ON EVEN THE WORST OF HUMANITY IN THE FACE OF COSMIC HORROR LIKE THIS. I dare not encourage or so much as witness this dangerous shit.

 

[Fireman Sam]

>showing off the medallion during a show with Ethan Ralph of all people
THAT'S SO FUCKING CURSED, I PRAY THAT THERE MAY BE MERCY ON EVEN THE WORST OF HUMANITY IN THE FACE OF COSMIC HORROR LIKE THIS. I dare not encourage or so much as witness this dangerous shit.

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls.
But not for Dax Herrera, AKA Juju the Cow, for he likes to get fucked up the ass whilst dressed as a cow. This prayer is not for him.
Amen.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Look, I do believe in demons but either way you have to admit something is going on here.
It's so over, Magi-chan has found it's next host.

 

[River possum]

Clipped the segment, THEY ALL TOUCHED IT. Mark your calendar boys, 1 year from today.

Either dax is a better actor than I give him credit for, or he is legit nervous about this bit.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Top LA comedy

Vito doesn't know how to open a package and needs help from Ralph to open it.

Here is the Sonichu medallion segment.

 

[Kulee Baba]

So does Null have to go back to TDS if he puts on the Medallion? That’ll be awkward.

Also I only consider the CWC signed Medallions to actually hold the curse.

 

[Wash away the rain]

He had the pig demon next to him when he did it, I fully expect both Vito and Dax to be dead, in prison, or troon out within the next year the pact has been sealed new hosts have been found the sacrament is complete. All hail the new hosts of the arch demoness magichan may their souls rot and their bodies serve the darkness.

 

[Strangolapreti]

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This is NOT going to end well.

EDIT: He did not wear it on stream, he said maybe next week people can vote on whether or not he puts it on, or X amount of donations and he wears it. It's clearly a bit but he's fucking with forces beyond our comprehension here. Personally I wouldn't tempt fate so brazenly.

Good. Gooood.
The autism is strong within you.
An infamous lolcow you will become.
Henceforth you shall be known as
Jujuchan
(heavy breathing)
The milktanchu.

 

[Annealing Crater]

As expected, Daxchan Herrerachu was too much of a little pussy to put on the medallion and speak his true name. Sad.

 

[genericwhitemale]

https://x.com/MoshiMoshiMoan/status/1804395464252432428

(Hellraiser is actually a really good comparison to the Sonichu medallion because the Lament Configuration is meant to be the final reward for those living a life of complete hedomism.)

 

[AltisticRight]

no he said people would vote on if he should wear it next week

Imagine your show that no one watches being SO DEAD you have to grift off a Sonichu medallion because that talisman is the only object attracting some attention.
The Deadest Show In the Universe
Those are Piggytits numbers, Juju. You're on YouTube. Two dozen episodes amounts to less total views than an episode of Kino Casino.

PATHETIC.
(I know deadest is not a word. You don't seer a steak either.)