Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

So does Null have to go back to TDS if he puts on the Medallion? That’ll be awkward.

I believe Null’s conditions were that he had to wear the medallion AND say the same incantation Rekieta did, using the Dax Harrera name and not Dick Masterson.

So it will never happen.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Things got real bad for the Diddler this month, and that was pre-fucking with Magi-chan. Dudes gonna be granred imortality but be be trapped at the bottom of the ocean or in space or some other tales from the crypt/twilight zone twist. Or he'll just get AIDs cuz california.

 

[30+GameOvers]

As long as the demon makes Vito the Pedo suffer, I'm fine with that. Gunt will take care of himself and Dick is irrelevant(as he always was)

 

[Cringestorian X]

Now Magi-chan has to fight Dax's multiple fursonas to gain full control of his body. Godspeed

 

[Incecticyder]

Cursed objects increase in power when conditions are fullfilled. More people believing in the curses, many hosts etc etc. Dax has demonstrated the willingness to wear the medalion and host the demon so if we assume that the curse got stronger, there might not even be a need for an incantation.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I don't believe it's a Sonichu demon. I think what happened is Chris likes to use the "Curse-ye-hamaha" as his primary weapon. But now we know the ability only effects the caster. He built up a huge stockpile of negative karmic energy and now it drips off him like radioactive fallout. Now, he did do forgiveness blessings, which may have mitigated the damage somewhat. But once he started that God Complex bullshit, his self-idolatry brought it rushing back. Now the medallions themselves are like radioactive curse totems.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

That medallion segment sure is LA-based comedy, huh? Overacting, screaming, constant loudness, couldn't be more phony. You can really tell Dax desperately wants to be a star, Vito too. They all just look desperate for attention.

 

[porkWellington]

The Merge is actually Sonichu merging with Juju to evolve into Sonijuju.

 

[Oliver Onions]

(Hellraiser is actually a really good comparison to the Sonichu medallion because the Lament Configuration is meant to be the final reward for those living a life of complete hedomism.)

Gonna be pretty embarrassing for Pinhead and the other cenobytes when they try to teleport Dick to a plane of eternal torture and misery only to find themselves back in LA.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Things got real bad for the Diddler this month, and that was pre-fucking with Magi-chan. Dudes gonna be granred imortality but be be trapped at the bottom of the ocean or in space or some other tales from the crypt/twilight zone twist. Or he'll just get AIDs cuz california.

He streams with a pedophile to a dwindling audience and lives in Los Angeles. How could things get worse?

 

[Fireman Sam]

He streams with a pedophile to a dwindling audience and lives in Los Angeles. How could things get worse?

It can ALWAYS get worse.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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This is NOT going to end well.

EDIT: He did not wear it on stream, he said maybe next week people can vote on whether or not he puts it on, or X amount of donations and he wears it. It's clearly a bit but he's fucking with forces beyond our comprehension here. Personally I wouldn't tempt fate so brazenly.

Do it coward.
Put it on.
Say the words properly.
Use your real name.

 

[Ghostse]

Umm @Null I think we might have a problem.

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> Gets fucked in the ass by sparkly purple strapons
> ditches wife to suck unwashed, sweaty cock at festivals
> cryptofurry
> Pedoenabler

I mean if this is life BEFORE the Sonichu medallion imagine what the fuck is going to happen to him now.

 

[Incecticyder]

To anyone who thinks that the life of Dax cannot get worse by putting on the medalion as it sucks so much already: We used to say that about Chris-Chan too. And then he went to prison for fucking his mother only to come out with an even bigger god-complex than before. It can always get worse. Always. Especially when it involves that medalion.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Gonna be pretty embarrassing for Pinhead and the other cenobytes when they try to teleport Dick to a plane of eternal torture and misery only to find themselves back in LA.

I think the Labyrinth on Hellraiser 2 was just West Hollywood tbh.

 

[Hellion]

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls.
But not for Dax Herrera, AKA Juju the Cow, for he likes to get fucked up the ass whilst dressed as a cow. This prayer is not for him.
Amen.

The stars have aligned
A new host is chosen
Hail onto thee
Dax-Chan Herrera-Chu

"Don't undermine my prayer with voodoo Sonichu!"

 

[Lidl Drip]

Daxchan Herrerachu, birthed on a full moon on the summer solstice in a sacred ritual with the pigmoster. This is so poetic fr fr. Put it on, coward.

 

[Sneedotron]

Clipped the segment, THEY ALL TOUCHED IT. Mark your calendar boys, 1 year from today.

wtf is this laughter?

 

[Incecticyder]

wtf is this laughter?
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That is Magi-chan in her new host!

 

[Desktop User2]

Top LA comedy

Even Ralph is embarrassed and he eats hamburgers from the trash can.

Dax Herrera, also known as Juju, the cow, a furry that likes to get fucked in the ass with a sparkling dildo, now that you are tempting faith, do not use the blowtorch inside the house. I repeat, do not "seer" you shitty steaks inside the house!