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This is just extremely low effort rage bait and predditors just eat it up
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This reminds me of a time I was a 19 year old college girl and I ordered a large pepperoni pizza. When the delivery guy knocked on my door he said, here's your sausage pizza. I told him, sir, I didn't order a sausage pizza and then he lifted the flap on the box and he had his ercect penis poking through a hole in the bottom of the box. I said "you must have me mistaken for the frat boys across the street" and slammed the door in his face. AITA?
 
Jesus not existing in Gut's universe is precisely why he is so tormented. The powers that be in that world are unfathomably evil.

Admittedly, I'm not that far into the Manga, but are the Redditors conflating the various cults in the story with religion in general?

Anti-religion is not the subtext/theme I picked up on when reading, but I could be wrong. I thought it was more a hopeless situation wherein there are no benevolent gods to worship.
I haven't read the latest chapters since they always take so damn long to come out and I prefer binging them when they're plentiful.

But if I recall isn't Skull Knight basically the closest thing there is to a 'Big Good' in the world of Berserk?

There's False Gods but then there's Skull Knight who seems to rival their powers and is somewhat benevolent... Unless you're a deformed rape baby spawn of the Antichrist Analogue (aka Griffith) that is.
 
I haven't read the manga in years since I've been busy, but if I recall isn't Skull Knight basically the closest thing there is to a 'Big Good' in the world of Berserk?
That's what I've figured thus far. I'd like to learn more about him if it's covered by the story.
 
Average gay relationship problem
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wtf is "chemsex"
It's when you have sex while high on Meth. Maybe MDMA or Mephedrone instead, if you're being classy about it. Since the NHS lifted its ban on gay men donating blood they now have to ask about it during screenings:
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I like the maybe answer.
"Are you a pozzed bugchasing chemsex pig?"
maybe
 
I'm going through r/PublicFreakout and I'm wondering what series of events would cause the biggest reddit meltdown. Maybe like "amatuer pedo hunter group killed in self defense while on conservative white man's property" It's got all the buzzwords.

Constitutional-carrying amateur pedo hunters of color
 
I'm going through r/PublicFreakout and I'm wondering what series of events would cause the biggest reddit meltdown. Maybe like "amatuer pedo hunter group killed in self defense while on conservative white man's property" It's got all the buzzwords.
Socioeconomic factors induce misunderstood african american male into beating an 8 yr old girl to death.
 
Socioeconomic factors induce misunderstood african american male into beating an 8 yr old girl to death.
Would be brushed under the rug as soon as a "source: it came to me in a dream" fag gets updooted to the top comment by claiming that the male sensed that the child thought the word Nigger in his presence, therefore it was tragic but understandable and justified that he and 20 of his closest cronies swarmed her and stomped on her head while she was on the ground. Fuck around and find out, play stupid games win stupid prizes!
 
I'm going through r/PublicFreakout and I'm wondering what series of events would cause the biggest reddit meltdown.
Judging by my experience, it's a video of a white woman being screamed at and assaulted by a group of blacks with the title being something like "Racist Karen says the nword and gets instant karma" turning out to be fake, and the white woman being entirely innocent.
 
Kudos to whoever posted the link to the rules update at /r/publicfreakout, for expanding my vocabulary. I'd link back to it, but I read it on my phone, and I'm now on PC, laziness, etc.
* WE WUZ KANGZ


* 2550c01


* just posting the letter "N" to start an askouija style attempt to create a slur
I'd never heard "* 2550c01" as a racist insult before, so I had to go look it up. Turns out it is the Lego inventory number for a monkey minifig.
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Something that could only exist at the confluence of racism and autism, I guess.

And now I can also truly say I have learned something from Reddit.
 
EAT SHIT liberal
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I believe you 100% InsurrectionBoner38
Also posted to r/boomersbeingfools because easy karma. Comes with a description that makes it even more hilariously and obviously fake :
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ACAB, supervillain but still retarded neighbor fantasy, it's got it all! I think this creative writer is actively testing just how fake they can make their ragebait while still getting thousands of updoots and comments. The answer is, sadly, essentially infinitely fake and gay. What a world.

Oh and btw in case any of you haters are doubtful, the reason he won't share the video is because he's bringing this to the FBI and he doesn't want to compromise the case. He'll share after all is said and done, though! Subscribed, I'm sure he'll come through after his awful criminal neighbor is brought to justice!
 
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Also posted to r/boomersbeingfools because easy karma. Comes with a description that makes it even more hilariously and obviously fake :
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ACAB, supervillain but still retarded neighbor fantasy, it's got it all! I think this creative writer is actively testing just how fake they can make their ragebait while still getting thousands of updoots and comments. The answer is, sadly, essentially infinitely fake and gay. What a world.
Where's the "and then everybody clapped" ending? 🤔
 
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