Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
What's about this sudden influx of people who are new to this threat shitting on people who've been here for more than > 2 years? Last three days it's been worse than when this thread was going for 1 page every minute.
@Overwritten Tapes, you are shit talking one of the users who posts the most knowledgeable law related information at this thread because you have friends who are ex-cons? The fuck man.

I was on here well before this username, and if you really slurp join date cock that hard in the first place, feel free to ignore me, as I give zero fucks about you or anyone else in this thread for that matter.
 
Welcome to the Nick Rekieta thread. Yes he lies. The dry humor of his blatant lying is part of the entertainment, but the lies flat-out denying the swinging and non-monogamous shit was always less funny because they were always pure lie blanket denials.
I don't know, I think it was kind of funny this cuck faggot was blanket denying cucking and swinging while openly hooking up with Jamaican bulls on social media and shirtlessly tonguing some dude on stream.
Nick keeps just this thread open in a tab of his browser, never looks at the rest of the forum, mashing F5 in self-absorbed rage between lines of blow and punching himself in the face.
I'm pretty sure he has the other threads in his forum open, like the one about him being criminally prosecuted for cocaine, the one about his daughter testing positive for cocaine, the one about Aaron, etc. etc. etc. He has LOTS of threads about what a complete and utter piece of shit he is to F5 to all day.
how much does rackets lawyer fucking hate him right now, everytime he streams he just makes his lawyer's job so much harder. that being said, I will say his streams have improved drastically.
His MULTIPLE lawyers LOVE him. He is a retarded bag of money to them.
 
Yes and the only way he can even attempt to pull that off is to blame the wife for everything. I feel that's coming.
The smug “I wasn’t even home” wasn’t too subtle. It’s not going to happen, but my God it would be epic if Kayla caught a clue and turned on his faggot ass.
 
I'm pretty sure he has the other threads in his forum open, like the one about him being criminally prosecuted for cocaine, the one about his daughter testing positive for cocaine, the one about Aaron, etc. etc. etc. He has LOTS of threads about what a complete and utter piece of shit he is to F5 to all day.
But not the Drexel thread, because Nick has the worst sense of humor ever, and doesn't like funny things.
 
Even Andy Kaufman was more likable and he played the heel to intentionally piss off the audience. As for Nick, nobody will ever make a documentary celebrating his humor or life's work. He will be forgotten long after he is punished. What little legacy he had completely destroyed.

In the mean time we enjoy pelting nick with rotten fruit and laughing at him as he desperately tries to save his poorly crafted act.
 
Nick getting cucked rumors started as jokes when Drex appeared to talk about bulls and cucks. It went into over drive when Drex was MIA for 20 out of 24 hours during the 24hour stream. Every super chat was "Bruh Drex is doing your wife xD". That was nearly 4 years now.
It was one of those jokes that wasn't entirely a joke.

I love how Nick was such a fucking coked up retard he set up every meme so well. He even picked the Jamaican cuck shirt everyone made fun of for being absolutely gay as hell for his mugshot. Great jerb Nick.
He'd be able to maneuver favorably by doing other inmates law work (I've seen this on MSNBC Lockup. Some white bread ass dweeb law fag gets locked up and is suddenly dominating the cell block on the low.
Lmao no, he'd get his fucking ass stomped in the yard the first time he somehow managed to fail to even draft some document for some hood nigga he blew for the privilege, or outright shanked when he got some other hood nigga the death penalty for a parking ticket.
 
One for the weebs, but recently I noticed a similarity between the Sektur circling Nick and another band of degenerate monsters.
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I'm sure Nick will love this reference because he is a huge fan of anime and definitely didn't grift a whole community and completely fuck an innocent man over in the process.
 
That's absolutely crazy. Everyday I'm more and more okay with the Chinese approach of executing drug dealers and manufacturers.
Well, what's the argument against executing drug dealers and manufacturers?
A drug user is a victim but they become the aggressor as soon as they start dealing and making that shit.
An impromptu methamphetamine lab could blow up and kill innocent people.
The families of those hooked on shitty fentanyl adulterated cocaine are victims.
Innocent people are chopped up and stuffed in barrels for the crime of being at a drug trafficking route at the wrong time.

It's also not just the Chinese, "democracies" like Singapore and Thailand would execute drug traffickers too. They are not human, they deserve zero rights.

What am I missing?
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This could be a case study on what drugs do to your brain. Nick is beyond delusional at this point and cannot seem to comprehend basic logic presented to his face.
This is just who he is, no? He started his channel as a Dick Masterson groupie. He has always been slimy with word games. He always had the weird delusional monologues. Jamaica was before the hard drug use, they were swinging then because as much as Nick pretends he’s just a father and a husband that will do anything for his family, he’s one of the most selfish people out there. You don’t move your girlfriend in with your 5 children and wife if all you care about is your wife and kids. I just think he’s a liar and always has been. Down to the legal bytes drama where he demanded the same loyalty tests after his YT ban.
 
I just think he’s a liar and always has been.
This is correct. Knowing what we know now, there were many clues back in the good ol' days. He just hid it much better, and we liked him so yeah. But I know there are some here that got their long-awaited vindication after saying for years that they knew all along that he was a fraud. I know a certain AI baby chick is one of them.

The drug use and excessive drinking just amplified the true him, and he stopped caring about hiding it, but at the same time, still tried to keep up this facade that he was a family man at the same time. Makes no sense.

If he had any social skills at all, and didn't do the drugs, he probably could have kept the lie up for longer.
 
Citation needed.


Is there a consensus on Nicky's arm spots?
 
Again, tell me you don't know shit about NY, or the US in general. There are cheaper places, yes (like Detroit...). But to think modern NY is a very expensive state is absurd anymore. "But muh NYC" different beast.

If you want something actually "cheap", you have to live in a shit hole. Like Texas, or the midwest / the south.
Pretty sure Gundam lives in the NYC metro area, not some hollowed out Rust Belt town. New York is expensive and filled with bullshit that makes your life harder than it needs to be.

Your simping for New York is retarded. Writing off the entire South and Midwest is why people hate Yankees like you.
 
Forgive me if I'm late, but CGoody seems to be lowering his broom.

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Damn Goody was one of his most hardcore balldowashers, the man had a cope for every seeth, if even CGoody is hanging up the broom then the Balldo Lawyer Man is truly finished. All he's gonna have left are legit schizos like Stillbirth and that goofy faggot that can't stop fed posting that I can never remember the name of.
 
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If Nick can keep paying him, Randazza will stick around (and bleed him dry).
A lawyer has to have a really good reason to walk away from a client before a lawsuit is concluded, and I don't think that "My client is a coke-huffing Balldo" is quite sufficient.
Not to PL but from some experience. I have seen lawyers get rid of clients because dealing with them was not worth the pay.
 
He was using a .38 revolver and it failed to penetrate the back of his skull.
.38 Special often fails to pass through a skull even when used point blank in a suicide.
It's one of the reasons Gary Plauché used that caliber and not .357 magnum because he didn't want a pass through to endanger anyone else in the airport after he dealt with Jeff Ducette.
 
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