Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Nick’s gay-ass habit of setting up a straw man and then saying “I guess…” makes the most punchable face on the internet even more so.

This is his go-to Backpfeifengesicht for when he lies that way.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Nick’s gay-ass habit of setting up a straw man and then saying “I guess…” makes the most punchable face on the internet even more so.

This is his go-to Backpfeifengesicht for when he lies that way.
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I haven't been in here in a bit. Did Nick actually get his ass kicked or did the coke fuck with the structural integrity of his nose? Mine's crooked like that because it's been broken twice.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is his go-to Backpfeifengesicht for when he lies that way.
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Not to jerk my own peter, but this is one of my favorite unedited originals of all time. His faggot face is really the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Lubby Smith]

His kids and reputation gone, this is all Balldoman has left.

 

[AnOminous]

I haven't been in here in a bit. Did Nick actually get his ass kicked or did the coke fuck with the structural integrity of his nose? Mine's crooked like that because it's been broken twice.

Not sure. It's always been a little weird looking and has been visibly getting bigger. Usually it's the nostrils collapsing like Jake Alley was apparently born with, or the septum dissolving, or a total collapse of the entire nose.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Nick is back on the offensive today. Denying he gave his daughter coke.

>YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID FOR BELIEVE IN THAT POLICE REPORT! IT'S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT THE GOVERMENT IS FRAIMING ME FOR SPEAKING OUT AGAINST THEM, YET YOU'RE DRINKING THE COOLAID LIKE THE FUCK- hold on a second (snorts cocaine off camera) oh fuck...where was I...oh yeah.... LIKE THE FUCKING BOOTLICKER YOU ARE! GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU GOVERMENT SHILL!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

His kids and reputation gone, this is all Balldoman has left.
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congrats balldo you found literally the only guy on earth you could successfully top lmao

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron Imholte claimed that Rekieta's sex and drug lifestyle began when Nick was 40.

AN ANALYSIS OF THE NICK REKIETA ARCHIVE CONFIRMS:
Nick Rekieta ADMITTED to having tried coke for the first time at 40 years old at the infamous swinger resort HEDONISM II IN JAMAICA in August 2022!

Here's a cut of Rekieta clips from 2022, showing he denied ever using coke earlier in 2022. In August and September 2022, after returning from Hedonism II, Rekieta admitted trying it but said HE HATED IT!

Honest Aaron told the real story, He relays a specific story from Nick and Kayla's time at Hedonism II, saying they were going to swap partners, but Nick was unable to perform to abuse of coke and molly, forcing him to limply watch in the corner.

Nick Rekieta was arrested in the Jamaican tank top he acquired while visiting Hedonism II in the first time in August 2022.

HEDONISM II RUINED HIS LIFE!​

 

[moocow]

I always chuckle at mentions of Denny's and at people who've (rightly) never set foot in one and thus have no clue what it actually is.

It's a performance theater where niggers and white trash (sometimes both) get into hilariously uproarious fights (on a scale Waffle House can only dream of), and also there's a kitchen and some waitresses who can have it cook you food during intermission.

 

[Sharpeteer]

congrats balldo you found literally the only guy on earth you could successfully top lmao

literally and gay

 

[drammamean]

Except he didn't deny it at all, he just called the guy stupid.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

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"Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures"

The Fallen Angel (French: L'Ange déchu) is a painting by French artist Alexandre Cabanel. It was painted in 1847, when the artist was 24 years old, and depicts the Devil after his fall from Heaven.[1]The painting is at the Musée Fabre in Montpellier.[2]

 

[Redeemer]

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"Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures"

I'm a philistine. What's the source of the one on the left?

 

[keke]

No idea who this person is (seems to follow a lot of law tube stuff?) but they shared DMs with Nick.

He is NOT talking about his case. He claims his tests were clean. The man that visibly had cocaine on his nose was NOT doing any of the 26 grams of coke that were in his house.

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So the 9 y/o girl, the one who has tested positive, planted a 26 gram bag in their parents bedroom?

Or the positive test is wrong and lying but the apparent negative test Nick got is based and true?

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Now that I think about it. Cocaine. Hookers. Wife swapping. Screwing the nanny. Rampant alcoholism. Cops busting down the doors and arresting you for this. All of this recording on the internet for all to know.

Good luck with Nick or Kayla ever being able to tell their kids what they should or should not do, or what they can or cannot have.

They have no moral standing to enforce on their kids.

Mom & Dad are junkies. Dad is a cuckhold. Mom's a whore.

Those kids will lose every "I've fucked your Mom & so did the principal & the football team" argument on the playground.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

His kids and reputation gone, this is all Balldoman has left.

Context for the mouse pad joke:

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

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"Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures"

Lucifer is actually weeping, showing more human emotion than Nick.

 

[thebigdream]

Now that I think about it. Cocaine. Hookers. Wife swapping. Screwing the nanny. Rampant alcoholism. Cops busting down the doors and arresting you for this. All of this recording on the internet for all to know.

Good luck with Nick or Kayla ever being able to tell their kids what they should or should not do, or what they can or cannot have.

They have no moral standing to enforce on their kids.

Mom & Dad are junkies. Dad is a cuckhold. Mom's a whore.

Those kids will lose every "I've fucked your Mom & so did the principal & the football team" argument on the playground.

Nick doesn't care, he once opined that it would be good for his children to know about his sex life. No doubt that extends to drug use too.

 

[Truly Rural]

HE HATED IT!

"From the very first time (not the only time) - did not like it" Good thing he never gave up on it.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I'm a philistine. What's the source of the one on the left?

The Fallen Angel (French: L'Ange déchu) is a painting by French artist Alexandre Cabanel. It was painted in 1847, when the artist was 24 years old, and depicts the Devil after his fall from Heaven.[1] The painting is at the Musée Fabre in Montpellier.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fallen_Angel_(painting)

(Sorry for doubleposting, but I can't edit in a reply quote)