Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

I fully believe balldo suffers from ED but I do not believe he would share a story of sexual dysfunction at a swingers resort with steel balldo. This isn't the first time steel balldo has claimed this, but I'm just not buying it.

 

[figure it out persons]

I fully believe balldo suffers from ED but I do not believe he would share a story of sexual dysfunction at a swingers resort with steel balldo. This isn't the first time steel balldo has claimed this, but I'm just not buying it.

But why lie about it? If he wants to embarrass Nick he could makeup a far more embarrassing story. Like many have said, I'm sure Aaron states things in a way that paints him in a good light, but has he been caught outright lying about anything?

Aaron making it up doesn't seem likely in my opinion.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I fully believe balldo suffers from ED but I do not believe he would share a story of sexual dysfunction at a swingers resort with steel balldo. This isn't the first time steel balldo has claimed this, but I'm just not buying it.

He let Aaron do everything to his wife but anal. They slept in the same bed together. All four of them. What's a couple whiskey dick stories told under the qver?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Aaron making it up doesn't seem likely in my opinion.

yeah the guy with the failing youtube channel and radio show would never make anything up especially not something that conforms with everything the farms has been saying about balldo for 2 years
Edit: give me your puzzle pieces Steel balldo is a snake.

 

[Vect]

It would be completely consistent with everything we know about Nick as the eternal wannabe that he also sucks at being a hedonist.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

yeah the guy with the failing youtube channel and radio show would never make anything up especially not something that conforms with everything the farms has been saying about balldo for 2 years

Feel free to pull up the previous posts in the thread documenting that Rekieta admitted to having a bad experience trying coke for the first time at Hedonism II or that he did coke at Hedonism II at all.

The reason why I spent time clipping it was that it was not established information in the thread.

There's not even speculation of it in the thread. The clips are from when the thread was basically a fan forum and things like "here's Nick admitting to trying drugs in Jamaica" would not have been documented.

As far as I can recall it doesn't even come up in the Locals streams where he was specifically talking about his drug use during his trip, which WAS documented (not at the time I don't think, but certainly later). It was only when he was chatting with guests or responding to super chats that he talked about this.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

yeah the guy with the failing youtube channel and radio show would never make anything up especially not something that conforms with everything the farms has been saying about balldo for 2 years

I don't believe that someone like Aaron would ever have the work to read > 5.000 pages to understand our most accepted theories. And I don't think he would have the creativity to create some of those stories either. His fabrications seems very obvious most of the time.

And it's not hard to believe in that story with the full picture. He was definitely doing drugs at Hedonism II. Some with ED as a side effect.
Nick telling this TMI story while drunk to his polycule is a very believable image for me.

 

[Stasi]

yeah the guy with the failing youtube channel and radio show would never make anything up especially not something that conforms with everything the farms has been saying about balldo for 2 years
Edit: give me your puzzle pieces Steel balldo is a snake.

At a time like this it is important that we believe all women a-logs.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I don't believe that someone like Aaron would ever have the work to read > 5.000 pages to understand our most accepted theories. And I don't think he would have the creativity to create some of those stories either. His fabrications seems very obvious most of the time.

And it's not hard to believe in that story with the full picture. He was definitely doing drugs at Hedonism II. Some with ED as a side effect.
Nick telling this TMI story while drunk to his polycule is a very believable image for me.

Feel free to pull up the previous posts in the thread documenting that Rekieta admitted to having a bad experience trying coke for the first time at Hedonism II or that he did coke at Hedonism II at all. The reason why I spent time clipping it was that it was not in the thread.

There's not even speculation of it in the thread.

Balldos gate I generally agree with and trust you because you do the research but I don't think he would just be discussing this openly with steel balldo. Simple as.
That's great aristocrat it may not be hard to believe but I don't believe it from steel balldo. I don't believe most of what he says. He is a lying liar just like his daddy balldo.
Edit: is it really so hard to believe that he has people who feed him info about the the farms just like juju and balldo do?

 

[anionfarflung]

Lucifer is actually weeping, showing more human emotion than Nick.

Nick always made a big deal out of his not crying in public because of manliness stuff, but if Nick were to cry in public it would be for the same reason as Lucifer: not contrition or compassion, but self-pity.

 

[Train Operator]

No idea who this person is (seems to follow a lot of law tube stuff?) but they shared DMs with Nick.

He is NOT talking about his case. He claims his tests were clean. The man that visibly had cocaine on his nose was NOT doing any of the 26 grams of coke that were in his house.

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i see nicks defense strategy is shaping up nicely.

"we wasn't doing drugs, your honor. there just happened to be enough cocaine in my house for my 8 year old's hair to have the same test results as a serial coke head purely by virtue of living there. they aren't my drugs though. i have no idea where they came from.

and you know what? fuck you in your goddamn mouth for even suggestin' it was mine, your honor. who here can honestly say they haven't found thousands of dollars worth of illicit substances randomly in their home that materialized out of nowhere for no reason?

you can think what you want, but i know only God can judge me, bish"

Here's a cut of Rekieta clips from 2022, showing he denied ever using coke earlier in 2022. In August and September 2022, after returning from Hedonism II, Rekieta admitted trying it but said HE HATED IT!

I'm sure this clip isn't gonna come back to bite him.

 

[AltisticRight]

>The tests were clean
How am I supposed to interpret this statement? So Balldo didn't reach the 500pg threshold while one of his children blew it out (literally) by 1000%?
Or was he suggesting the test itself was hygienically done, nothing stated about the results?

Balldo would score at least high 5 digits, if not over 100,000pg/mg.

 

[Stan]

The most common reason for a Criminal Defense Attorney to request to withdraw is due to credibke threats of violence from their idiot client or clients family.

Granted this is probably a non issue as I can't see any threats of violence from Baldo being credible.

He had a gun (not totally sure if he’s had that confiscated, but if you can get 1 you can probably get another)

He let Aaron do everything to his wife but anal. They slept in the same bed together. All four of them. What's a couple whiskey dick stories told under the qver?

There’s something weird and gay about a man tolerating another man in his marital bed, even if it means you get sexual access to that guys wife. How much of each other do they end up seeing in the hot tub? The bedroom? When he’s slamming your wife? The shower and toilet? Seems like this would require more than just a normal hetero male tolerance for male nudity and sexual behavior.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

How much of each other do they end up seeing in the hot tub? The bedroom? When he’s slamming your wife? The shower and toilet? Seems like this would require more than just a normal hetero male tolerance for male nudity and sexual behavior.

they are gay as fuck and steel balldo trying to deny it now is pure unadulterated cope
Edit: if the story about balldo asking steel balldo for viagra so he could fuck april is true why would balldo also share stories of past impotence with steel balldo. It just doesn't make sense b

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

>The tests were clean
How am I supposed to interpret this statement?

If there were tests, I would guess he only accepted doing urine / blood tests which detection window expires around 4 and 2 days respectively. And now he is "lawyering" his way into saying "tests were clean"

Other option is he's just lying as always.

EDIT: I was distracted editing my memes didn't saw that @parsnip first suggested it here:

I would bet any amount of money the hair follicle test was positive, which is why he won't release the results to the CPS, and he's been doing urine tests since then which may be clean if he's stopped using. It only takes like 3-4 days to piss clean from cocaine. A lot of users who have to be tested regularly with urine just figure out how to time their use so they don't get caught.
If he wanted to prove he wasn't doing any of the cocaine found in his house he should show the hair test. The urine tests since then don't mean much.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick trying the “Prove that the drugs in my safe are mine, I wasn’t even home!” BS has to be for the sake of his retarded paypigs, right? I just don’t know who the hell he thinks he’s fooling with that one.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He had a gun (not totally sure if he’s had that confiscated, but if you can get 1 you can probably get another)

The Sheriff confiscated all of his firearms along with his 26g coke stash and spare Baldo. He's facing gun charges so he should not be able to buy one legally.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I'm pretty sure that's a snort at the end.

The camera was on? The camera was on the whole time! Hi everyone.

Unfortunately, the killdozer was a work of love realized by a single skilled and highly motivated individual. With Nick's level of competence building a three story house of cards is an impossibility. The only way he could kill someone with a killdozer is if he started a fire trying to weld sex toys to a rented Kubota and the house burned down.

White bread ass nigga couldn't even fight his way out of a brown paper bag. He'd ram that balldomobile into a government building and might not even kill himself.

Basically Gundam's not the guy I'd go to for honest takes on things.

Gundam is basically Mulatto LTG but he doesn't get his ass handed to him in arcades by Viscant like white dudes and instead tells E-thots to kill yourself now.

But to be fair to the doctor, while the cost of living in NYC is absurdly high, the rest of New York is better than some others in the US. The Zillow property values he showed, I wish we had those kind of houses for those prices here.

The price of any large city shithole in a state is absurdly expensive versus the rest of the state (Except for maybe Hawaii). See, Austin in Texas, Savannah in GA, Anchorage in Alaska, Columbus in Ohio. The only one that doesn't fit this is South Carolina cause it's too large for a prison but too small to be hell on Earth.

It doesn't look like Cecil said that Kayla was zonked in the room, so that bit might have come from my source who attended AM 2023. FWIW, they are not planning to go to AM 2024, but it does not look like Nick will either.

Kayla being zonked out was 2020 I think. Here's my reasoning
1) Ralph called her a slatternly woman in retaliation for Nick laughing at the shart
2) Drexel bitched at fellow housnigger Q (Into the Darkness) about the video where Q was saying he banged our wife. I recall discussing this specifically because I tried to archive the video but Q's channel was nuked for "election interference" shortly after, hence the dating of that statement.
3) I specifically recall trying to archive 2 but Q was literally nuked off youtube for election interference within a day.

There wasn't too much fuss over the 2022 mid-terms so I think it was the 2020 presidential elections

I seem to recall a few others:

• Q (tard), Ralph, and others talking about Kayla having to get talked down and being slatternly in AM (?) 2020. I seem to recall this was in 2020 election year because Q had that video and his channel nuked off youtube before the election.
• Cecil saying Nick was high on acid in a hotel (?)
• Camelot saying Nick liked drugs n' hookers
• Nick talking about weed, MDMA, LSD (?) - At what we know as hedo 2.
• Gundam saying Nick was into drugs but he didn't know he was snorting like Cobaine (Press X to doubt).

I feel dirty, why am I did this? Is it worth it for the memes?

Spoiler: NSFL

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"Degenerates like you belong on a (Saint Andrew's) cross" - Nick 2024
Hans, ruf die einstazgruppen.

 

[Swole McPole]

He let Aaron do everything to his wife but anal.

Did he say why not? Does she not like anal or does Nick have exclusive use of the booty hole?

And could Aaron lay down similar restrictions? "You can use every sex toy on April except the Balldo."

Nick being a lawyer and all, do you suppose they had a contract? A Cuckoldry Contract, so to speak?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick being a lawyer and all, do you suppose they had a contract? A Cuckoldry Contract, so to speak?

That’s literally more likely than Nick having another Rumble contract.