Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

Hurr durr I got me some urticaria, and like drunkolepsy, I mean narcolepsy, plus I also got these, like, heat allergies which is why I lick dudes' ears in hot tubs, and oh I got ODD too. This nigga can't stop lying.

Next he'll have Fibromyalgia

 

[AnOminous]

Shit, I didn't know that about the trust.

In this case, I don't know whether he specifically gets more money per kid but that's really common. The one thing we do knew he had five of them, and then did nothing but incessantly bitch and complain about what a burden they were. Multiple times he was pulled over by cops, he was literally bitching to the cops about his kids! That's how much he hates them.

Do we know the details on the trust? Would it be something like, if you have children you get more money since children cost money and the trust is for them, too? Or something?

No, we haven't seen it. Trusts are usually private unless they end up in courts or get named in legal documents. Privacy is part of the reason for them. You can structure trusts any way you like. The basic one is per capita where each named child living at the time of the death of the testator gets an equal share. However, if one of them dies, their kids get nothing.

Family trusts are usually meant to preserve generational wealth, from the children, siblings, spouses, others, to grandchildren, or even more distant relatives for really large ones. Those usually use something called per stirpes, meaning each child and their heirs gets an equal share, but if a child dies before the parent, their share goes to their children, the testator's grandchildren.

There are also so-called generation-skipping trusts, where one of the family members is a known fuckup. I'm pretty sure his family knows he's a fuckup at this point. There, you might base it entirely on the grandchildren and keep the fuckup in a spendthrift trust, which is a trust where the access to the money is strictly controlled to keep the fuckup from, well, fucking up.

It's pretty obvious from how Nick instantly turned into the stereotype of the trailer trash wigger who won the lottery the instant he got money entirely in his control. He'd never had real control over the money he was living on before.

So this is speculation but I think that while it's probably wrong here and there, his behavior is entirely consistent with the general gist of it.

I may be really bad on picking up on social cues though. Who knows?

@Balldo's Gate has done a lot more with the sparse information we actually do have, which is there actually is a family trust (probably more). One of his houses is owned by the "Robert Lord Family Trust," which may be something Nick set up himself to keep his name off his property and make it more difficult to dox. After all it's his middle name followed by "Lord." Sounds like the kind of dumbfuck shit he'd name it.

 

[Fate Fan]

You have to keep the end of American Beauty in mind to understand Nick's point of view on this.

At the end of the film, the father is dead. His daughter despises him. His underage daughter is running away with the drug dealer who set the father up to die. She and the drug dealer are going off to live with his connections in the city. The father, as he is dying, thinks that this is fantastic. That his daughter has really proved to be a great person and is now set up for a great life.

You have to understand. At some very basic level Nick's dream for his children is probably that they become degenerate junkies and cam whores. To Nick, someone like Digibro or Riley represents some sort of ultimate freedom dream for his sons to aspire to. I don't think Nick could imagine a better future for his daughters than being pimped out in porn or becoming cam whores.

And if they hate him, so much the better. Because then they will not be in the way of Nick doing what he wants or taking up his time anymore.

I noticed this with a few libertarians who have kids. They all seem to want their kid to achieve this weird idea of "freedom"

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Next he'll have Fibromyalgia

Fibromyalgia is a very common scam diagnosis for receiving social security money in Brazil. Is it the same at the USA?
Even if Rekieta went totally broke and got shunned by his family, could his ego allow him to ask for social security money from the Government?

 

[Chazzed Up]

You are nigger-brained if you think your emotional reaction justifies an accusation of pedophilia when there are scarce details indicating it. I'm completely willing to eat crow if the CPS investigation uncovers this kind of abuse, but that's the thing, I'd like professionals to find and test the facts and not some monkey on the internet.

It is overwhelmingly likely that sexual abuse went on in that house. Two unrelated adults were living in a house with 5 minors while being high on coke and ketamine. One child already is confirmed to be exposed to a large amount of cocaine. Their father is friends with people who are MAPs or MAP defenders. Their father has expressed wishes that his kids know about his sex life. Their father has crossdressed drunk in front of them. Their father idolizes a movie about a father trying to have sex with his daughter's friend. Their mother has a charge against her for allowing physical or sexual abuse of a minor.

Even just among the general population child sexual abuse is a high figure. Add in all that shit? It's a near zero chance none of the kids were molested or exposed to sexual situations either negligently or deliberately.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Fibromyalgia is a very common scam diagnosis for receiving social security money in Brazil. Is it the same at the USA?
Even if Rekieta went totally broke and got shunned by his family, could his ego allow him to ask for social security money from the Government?

Its easy to get diagnosed with it. Mainly because its a dustbin diagnosis.

Its symptoms usually coincide with other diseases like RA, MS, etc.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Fibromyalgia is a very common scam diagnosis for receiving social security money in Brazil. Is it the same at the USA?
Even if Rekieta went totally broke and got shunned by his family, could his ego allow him to ask for social security money from the Government?

He bragged about getting Section 8 Housing to prove he is a real street nigga. (Section 8 is government housing)
And Fibromyalgia was used to prescribe painkillers I think.

 

[LiquidKid]

Brief update regarding the Bodycam Footage FOIA:

• Kandiyohi is communicative.
• Our request asks for a variety of information related to the arrest ("Data") and the bodycam footage ("Footage").
• They have requested, and confirmed receipt, for money related to the Data ($25).
• They have received our request for the Footage but have not asked for payment for it yet.
• Old Glory Alliance has paid out the money from the Crowdfund, minus a temporary sum for chargeback protection.

So the request is in the bowels of the beast and being processed but it's probably going to take longer than expected.

Is there any possibility that we’ll get it before his August court date?

 

[AnOminous]

The best person (or one of) to answer this question at this thread already addressed it here:

The Omnibus hearing is scheduled to August 21, 2024
View attachment 6120348
Discuss the criminal case here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/state-of-minnesota-v-nicholas-rekieta-kayla-rekieta.191978/

I do. I just am not going to post something I've already posted there every time someone asks a question HERE.

 

[Null]

Is there any possibility that we’ll get it before his August court date?

They can deliver it at literally any time.

 

[Neil]

Nick, Kayla, and Drexel all come from generational Satanic families.

Chris Bores is that you??

 

[kurosawa]

He put the Balldo on the Sonichu medallion thus fulfilling the prophecy and unleashed a demon from the 9th circle.

Also have to mention:

- Tues: Went to Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper show with Coomalot, Doug TenNaple + "personal friends"

Referencing this because I discovered Rob Zombie has a song called "Pussy Liquor" from his House of 1000 Corpses film (why I didn't remember - its been probably close to two decades since I watched that). Tried searching the Balldoverse and I couldn't find references to the song but I might have missed it.

It wasn't on the set list for the show at Nashville but the title song of House of 1000 Corpses was so its probably a FUNNY and WEIRD coincidence.

The lyrics are also somewhat apropos - pussy liquor, make ya sicker.

 

[HarrySachz]

Even if Rekieta went totally broke and got shunned by his family, could his ego allow him to ask for social security money from the Government?

you need to buy that sweet crack cocaine somehow, and he's just too lazy to go the mugger route. He would make april suck balldos for money first tho.

But this is never going to happen. If anything, I'm betting on a slow and steady decline using his trust fund until he rots away. There's always going to be someone nice enough to keep giving money online, too. So we got years and years of good old Rekieta shenanigans until his shit heart fails.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta is still fighting at X with random accounts about details of his case.
If he is to be believed they only showed him the warrant after busting his door during the raid.


Xeet / Archive

 

[Law]

Nah it’s just some weird nesting instinct women have.

^Nick, after CPS roasts his dirty house

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He mentioned it on his last stream. Someone asked about the marks on his arms and he said it’s called Cholinergic Urticaria and makes him break out in hives when he’s warm. Online it says the hives can be from heat or sweat. The marks in question are the “ track marks” people were speculating about. It checks out.

Except he has been talking about the heat allergy for years and the sores were only noticed recently. I first recall seeing an image of the sores only a couple days before he lost his appeal and the disaster stream that followed.

The fact that the church people reported also shows they were new. If he was around them and he had those sores before, they wouldn't have reported it as something new.

Aaron said on the casino that he saw Nick naked post coital in the kitchen, they would stumble out into the kitchen after balldo bang sessions. That part really bothered me since not only were Nick's kids there but so were Aaron's. Actually now that I think about it, I would be hungry too if I had to risk seeing daddy naked to get to the food.

There was also this from Thanksgiving 2022, Nick passed out shirtless. This stuck in my mind not because there is anything wrong with him being shirtless in the house, but because if he's not bothering to put on a shirt for Thanksgiving dinner, what is he wearing on a normal night?

Nick reveals that he passed out at his household Thanksgiving dinner table (narcolepsy, he was sober) while shirtless. Have fun speculating about the usage of clothing in his household.
The hate watchers for Nick are fucking lazy for not catching this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I first recall seeing an image of the sores only a couple days before he lost his appeal and the disaster stream that followed.

I called out the giant sore on his chest when he posted the disgusting photo of get himself getting that gay snake tattoo. It was also on display in subsequent shirtless streams. I just assumed it was scabies.

These vids were post-Imholte intro, of course.

 

[Oxyjen]

 

[Jacknife]

No, he'd be really popular. Inmates are very stupid and his credentials plus his conman confidence and ability to fast talk around shit would absolutely endear him to the prison population.

True but he would still hate every second of it because that is work

 

[Law]

They're apparently putting xylazine in everything now. If that got into Rickety Racket's nose candy, it could cause sores.