Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bepis]

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How did Warski and PPP know? Really makes you think.

 

[Sweetened Condensed]

is that a children's book? Why would a grown woman read a book about christian dogs?

From the few pages posted here, I think it's a devotional. They usually have a topical story (in this case about dogs I guess) with scripture and a prayer at the end. There's millions of books like these, sometimes with only the loosest connection to Christianity. There's probably a devotional about Hello Kitty

 

[Desktop User2]

I endured this to see if there was any hint of what the bombshell is about and right at the end, there might be:

I think it might relate to Kayla. I know they were talking about Nick´s alleged strategy of dumping on her the possession charge, but PPP say "...him trying to throw Kayla under the bus, now there maybe something that comes out that make it easier to throw Kayla under the bus, I dont know... at least optically... but I think it is fucked of him to throw his wife under the bus." There is a little silence and Andy responds "I mean... will see..."

 

[Tablet County]

How did Warski and PPP know? Really makes you think.

(((Gabe))) is how.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

My advice would be to just wait and see what they have. Or think they have. It could be something. It could be nothingburger. It could also be bullshit they are being fed, and they end up realizing it's bullshit, and they they drop the whole thing.

In general, I would't take KC's word they have something "100x worse than the CHIPS report" (or whatever they said) until they actually produce it. PPP even said he wasn't believing "it" unless he sees evidence.

The Casino are much more fastidious about saying "allegedly" and not exaggerating about Rekieta than other people they cover for some reason. Rekieta successfully intimidated them into not covering his Steel Toe stand-up set in St. Cloud, while STMS alog Patrick Melton took the same video of the stand-up and reacted to Aaron's set.

I would hope that they wouldn't make something like this up out of whole cloth. On the other hand, I don't trust their ability to vet and/or verify the veracity of any information or documents they receive.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

, and dad was driving them around in a cocaine whirlwind like the Tasmanian Devil on drugs.

the dad wouldn't have to drive them because all their activities would be in one school vs a bunch of bullshit, plus a lot of schools have switched to the "everyone gets free lunch" idea because its easier and the white parents are tired of subsidizing the mutts meaning no chance of the teachers seeing nick nor the kids being hungry so outside of the clothes they wouldn't be able to realize they're being neglected.

If you're actually expecting KC to reveal some huge bombshell you might be as retarded as they are.

while i agree that it would be in PPP's nature to think he can trick Nick into admitting stuff by bluffing, they were responsible for the proof that April was blowing nick on stream.

I think it might relates to Kayla

if the obvious theory of Nick's Worst day being Kayla admitting to cheating on him then it would make sense that the dude would eventually reach out to someone to give his side. Hugh Hefner had a similar upstanding morality until his wife came clean about cheating on him when he was serving in ww2, the wife then gave him a free pass to go full degen and he used it so well they got divorced and he started playboy.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

How did Warski and PPP know? Really makes you think.

Plot twist: the ceiling cats are Ashton and Andy.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

if you think... justifies an accusation

1. It's speculation, not an accusation
2. This is kiwifarms - a hub of gossip.

Get the fuck over yourself.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

You forgot trawling Star Trek-themed mobile games for new dick. Kayla asked Nick if he’d mind her getting into a “relationship” with a guy she met on one of those and Nick said yes, he would.

It was claimed by Aaron that Nick vetoed the mobile game guy she knew.

What is more interesting was that Kayla knew this man well enough to propose him as a swinging partner.

Were some of the Rekita kids even going to school anymore? We know the oldest was at an actual school during the bust, but at that age it sounds like he was on his own initiative and probably wanted to get out of the house.

Given the friction with the wider church community that they supposedly home schooled with Id say some of the younger kids had not been going to school for awhile. In fact I think that was mentioned in the report seeking the warrant.

I’m sure they will claim Kayla was home schooling but that’s BS. I do have to wonder about how Kayla’s hanging in there. She’s got no children to care for and Nick has made April his main squeeze. Maybe part of April’s job duties is playing Kayla’s BFF too. Or maybe she’s just staying zonked out on pills and gives no fucks.

They are homeschooled except for the oldest. The 'not attending school' might mean that they stopped going to their homseschool coop or that they stopped attending their extracurriculars regularly.

The real nanny is another wild card. She left, and if I remember correctly, is currently doing the same job for a different lawyer

A different family in the church--not lawyer.

Himedall: *Makes a logger for his Locals*
Nicholas: "FUCK YOU HIMEDALL I HOPE YOU GET YOUR BUTT CHECKED BY A DOCTOR FOR AUTISM"
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It was such a strange insult after a poorly conceived OP. Now I know it was drug-addled grey matter that formed it, it makes sense.

Your OP is supposed to be unbelievable so when people believe it, they feel silly for doing so. At that point in time no one batted an eye that Nick would attend a drag show.

Rocky and Romaine

This would be too perfect!

Can any of the long time Balldo watchers share what Nick's said about this? Between what we already know about the household and KC's insinuations, I think it would be good to have a refresher about what exactly Nick is in favor of.

See video linked below. I clipped it.

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6106/6106113-249eefbdd4ca86d7e7328640bdcaac6b.mp4

 

[Chazzed Up]

if the obvious theory of Nick's Worst day being Kayla admitting to cheating on him then it would make sense that the dude would eventually reach out to someone to give his side. Hugh Hefner had a similar upstanding morality until his wife came clean about cheating on him when he was serving in ww2, the wife then gave him a free pass to go full degen and he used it so well they got divorced and he started playboy.

If Nick wasn't so transparently a narcissist this might be believable, but he is a dyed-in-the-wool narc. He is definitely not a jilted dindu in this situation who was slaving away four hours a day in the Rumble trench while his wife got fucked. By all accounts he fetishizes her getting fucked, based on his repeated invocation of Mutt's Law in relation to black men lusting for her.

 

[RotPockets]

Rekieta is still fighting at X with random accounts about details of his case.
If he is to be believed they only showed him the warrant after busting his door during the raid.

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Good thing they don’t need Lord Balldo’s permission when executing a search warrant. Does he expect people to believe they pulled him over and asked him if they could get the door code after breaking the door down without ever mentioning the search warrant? What a fucking retard.

 

[Bepis]

Plot twist: the ceiling cats are Ashton and Andy.

Would make a lot of sense. He's looking up at the ceiling because he can hear the "Woah, buddy!"

 

[Sharpeteer]

How did Warski and PPP know? Really makes you think.

There's not a dam in the world that can hold back the PPP. Mountain of a man.

 

[TherapyMan]

I would hope that they wouldn't make something like this up out of whole cloth. On the other hand, I don't trust their ability to vet and/or verify the veracity of any information or documents they receive.

PPP has gotten better over the years about reining in his innate desire to outright lie for the sake of promoting the story. But I would agree that you have to take anything they cannot specifically corroborate with a grain of salt. Especially since Kinochet apparently has been taking a big role in feeding them information.

At least PPP and Andy have gotten better at signposting that they are speculating / shit-talking as opposed to making actual claims.

 

[Strix454]

Rekieta is still fighting at X with random accounts about details of his case.
If he is to be believed they only showed him the warrant after busting his door during the raid.

1) He was not shown the warrant because he threw it on the ground rather than read it and by throwing it on the ground rather than reading it, its an invalid search warrant and Nick goes free.

2) He was not on his property when he was asked for the code to the house. He was on the road in front of his property. So the police are lying liars, there was no cocaine on the property and his kids are all doing just fine.


I only hope he takes the stand during the trial to fully explain these things.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

IIRC she did actually complete a degree in Early Childhood Education or some shit. Maybe she didn't finish, but I thought she had.

She did not finish. She also wanted to be a doctor at one point. I have clipped these in the Kayla section of the OP.

Spell it "gyp" so it retains the full offensive quality of its etymology.

I am glad someone else said it. It bothered me.

He also said it's been the worst 7 years of his life, yet the same time last year he didn't have these junkie scabs. They only started showing up when he started hitting the hard drugs.
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This is verifiably a lie. He has been well photographed for years and these are new. I tend to think these are picking scabs. He gets neurotic on cocaine and scratches.

 

[Oxyjen]

PPP has gotten better over the years about reining in his innate desire to outright lie for the sake of promoting the story. But I would agree that you have to take anything they cannot specifically corroborate with a grain of salt. Especially since Kinochet apparently has been taking a big role in feeding them information.

I think they are being as careful as they can about this one - they haven’t repeated the rumour they’ve heard, and aren’t going to be the ones to break it.

PPP is pretty funny and observant, even if fat. “When you’re arguing with The Gunt News Network instead of focusing on your upcoming criminal case, you’ve already lost”.

 

[hoes before glows]

They like cutesy stuff. Crazy, we need to get our most autistic Kiwis on the case to figure out this baffling enigma of why women like cutesy things.

Because the parents failed to raise them on giant robots, like all good parents should.

 

[Peace Through Power]

1) He was not shown the warrant because he threw it on the ground rather than read it and by throwing it on the ground rather than reading it, its an invalid search warrant and Nick goes free.

2) He was not on his property when he was asked for the code to the house. He was on the road in front of his property. So the police are lying liars, there was no cocaine on the property and his kids are all doing just fine.


I only hope he takes the stand during the trial to fully explain these things.

I hope he explains how he can't be found guilty by a jury of his peers, since nobody is his peer as a lawtuber with five kids

 

[Strix454]

She did not finish. She also wanted to be a doctor at one point. I have clipped these in the Kayla section of the OP.

She didn't finish her degree at Southwest Minnesota State, but it seemed like she did finish her later degree in early childhood education at Ridgewater College in 2011. Or is there information that she did not?