Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AprilRains]

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You know, Peter Gerety has the excuse that he's 80 years old. What is Patrick's excuse?

 

[Law]

Somebody once texted him a picture of an electric guitar along with "REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and he threatened it with prison.

A legendary item to hide in a dungeon for Patgame.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Somebody once texted him a picture of an electric guitar along with "REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and he threatened it with prison.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Patrick S Tomlinson was birthed into this existence to be a God tier lolcow.

my favourite was the picture of the shower with the caption "KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Shout out to Rick for coming out!

https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/1dnk1uy/just_wanted_to_share_that_this_is_my_5th_year/

Found in the wild by searching “Rick” “Fatrick” “fat rick” “Patrick” until I found patposters

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Turning your marriage proposal into into something political is extremely gay, I agree. Still I think it's funny how Patrick of all people is trying to pull the "wise old man" schtick when he himself is a fucking retard who will never learn to take the L even when he has to pay $80k to the people making fun of him for being a fat faggot with bitch tits.
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Why does Pat perpetually look like an unmade bed?

Did he fish all that out of a laundry basket and put it on to take that picture? I've never seen jeans look like crumped paper while a person is wearing them, what the fuck Pat.

Take some PRIDE in your appearance, and get some nipple guards before you make others stumble into sin.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Such a likeable fella:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick saw a man getting married on Twitter and tried to talk down to him like a "wise old man" about gay sex and the definiton of "Pride". Now what's funny about this is pride is considered one of the seven deadly sins, and it is often referred to as the “mother of all sins.” It is the excessive love of one’s own excellence, which can lead to a sense of superiority and a lack of humility. I know Patrick is a faggoty atheist who hates God and takes it up the ass from his wife, but he is the epitome of pride.
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Odd since straight people get attack at Pride Parades. Patrick is just upset that she has a better figure than the pilled out whale he married.

Dunking on that loser is shooting fish in a barrel. He, like Pat, is 100% a faggot both in spirit and sexuality. Bad case of gay face and look at these trousers:

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If you’re thinking about fags while you’re proposing, you’re a fag.

Even shoes salesman have to start somewhere. He'll tell you about his five touchdowns in a single game if you asked.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Even shoes salesman have to start somewhere. He'll tell you about his five touchdowns in a single game if you asked.

Al Bundy would have smeared that queer even in his 70s. Both of them, come to think of it.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Such a likeable fella:

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I'm not sure why Patrick wants to remove their right to vote, I thought most cemeteries were Biden voters?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Yeah I don't know if "no taxes no vote" is the road Pat wants to go down.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Pat “Boomer Remover” Tomlinson and Josh “Final Solution” Null have something in common!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm not sure why Patrick wants to remove their right to vote, I thought most cemeteries were Biden voters?

He knows his target demographic because he's already the walking dead.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Yeah I don't know if "no taxes no vote" is the road Pat wants to go down.

That's one of those decided things.

*koff* Poll Tax *koff*

Lets see if black twitter picks up on Patrick pushing for poll tax/suing black men just doing their job.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah I don't know if "no taxes no vote" is the road Pat wants to go down.

He’s so fucking bluepilled about every topic under the sun. I bet he’s one of those “if you don’t vote you’re not allowed to complain” shit-for-brains, too.

 

[Maude Snew]

He knows his target demographic because he's already the waddling fat.

FTFY, child.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

How did I miss this?! L | A
Pat's a big fan of @Null's random.txt forum feature all the way back in 2022.

IIRC that random.txt is from a text he sent a pest who called him a lolcow, wish I could find the original source. If anyone can locate it that would be greatly appreciated.
Pat's a large-ly normal person who was totally picked at random. Trust him bro.

I found that because I had noticed an uptick in "Lolcows do not exist, stalker" posting and thought it was recent phenomenon. He's been saying that line for literal YEARS:

Spoiler: really fucking long

 

[Roland TB-303]

As promised, here are Pat’s appearances in Strange Evidence. Don’t worry I’ve already deleted the show from Plex and my media server. It was taking up too much space, because he’s fat.



Intro of the show for some context.

S04E01: Nuclear Mummy Demon

S04E02: Escobar’s Ghost

S04E08: Alien of the Amazon

S05E07: Possessed by an Alien

You’ll notice he’s in 3 segments in his first episode and that dwindles throughout season 4 and he’s only brought back once for season 5 and then never again. He hams it up pretty bad so they either thought he sucked or he was belligerent to work with, probably both. Enjoy prison.

 

[MajinGoku]

Turning your marriage proposal into into something political is extremely gay, I agree. Still I think it's funny how Patrick of all people is trying to pull the "wise old man" schtick when he himself is a fucking retard who will never learn to take the L even when he has to pay $80k to the people making fun of him for being a fat faggot with bitch tits.
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I stil cant get over the fact that fatrick looks like a middle aged lesbian

 

[Welf Welf]

As promised, here are Pat’s appearances in Strange Evidence. Don’t worry I’ve already deleted the show from Plex and my media server. It was taking up too much space, because he’s fat.


S04E02: Escobar’s Ghost

"This is not what I want to see stalking my parking lot."

Life imitates... Pat's twitter?

 

[Antikythera mechanism]

As promised, here are Pat’s appearances in Strange Evidence

really thought this was satire