Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Pests claiming to leave an unflushed log of shit after renting the Airbnb is side splitting every time he rolled to it. You know he's just red in the face thinking that a pest is capable of that

Also you know someone will eventually do it, probably someone who isn't even a pest (other than in the normal sense of the word cause that shit's nasty), and he will completely flip his shit assuming it's one of them.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I maintain Nicki is just as bad as Pat, but in a different way. She is far less abrasive, but full of as much shit as him.

Being far less willing to try and pick online fights does make her better. A low bar but one she's clearing. Clearing it well enough she doesn't have a 3000+ page thread AND a separate forum created to commenting on her online antics.

There would be no Patposting if he wasn't being abrasive in his 0 to 100 way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Eric Hildeman describing himself as “deeply intellectual” is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read.

If you have to tell people how cerebral, beautiful, spiritual or humble you are, you are none of those things.

All of the people who willingly associate with Pat are the most pitiful specimens imaginable. They all deserve one another.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I still hope Magruber shows up to take an upper-decker in the air b'n'b.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Tried to read the "Noosphere" article. Emphasis on "tried."

It is incomprehensible. Not because it is gibberish or even Francis Dec-ish, but because I haven't heard of 95% of what is discussed. I'm familiar with Christianity, "transhumanism," eugenics, and Rudolph Steiner, but beyond this I struggled to grasp whatever the fuck this was talking about.

I may hand Pat this rare W because I think he may have come up with "fascist supraorganism" himself. He heard "super organism" somewhere else surely but then added "fascist." I'm sure he's very proud since it sounds science fictiony.

I did some googling to figure out what a "noosphere" is. Very simply, the noosphere is a theoretical third "sphere" of Earth (after the geosphere and biosphere) that consists of humanity's collective consciousness. Just as the formation of life altered the geosphere (rocks and dirt), so too has human cognition altered the biosphere (all living things). The noosphere theory is humanity will ultimately evolve into a hive minded superorganism, retaining individuality while somehow being part of a greater whole. It is as bizarre as it sounds. The entire article explores the moral and philosophical possibilities of such an evolution.

Of course, Fat Rick has literally zero clue about any of this. He saw the words "fascist super-organism" and saw a way he could virtue signal while appearing smart at the same time.

"Enjoy collective consciousness, child."

 

[Creative Username]

"Enjoy collective consciousness, child."

So Fatty means I'm not an independent person, and I was only just a facet of a gigachud stlakerchild sneed hivemind called Kiwi Farms all along?

Cool!

 

[Roland TB-303]

So there I was settling into my evening, sitting on the couch indulging in some low-budget mystery shlock called Strange Evidence. The old ball and chain had just gone to bed and I was taking a sip of a nice local hoppy IPA when all of a sudden this ugly, rotund pigman appeared on my screen causing me to spit out my drink all over the cat.

Oh what the hell was right, I thought! I burst forth from my fugue state and grabbed my laptop to furiously scour every episode of Strange Evidence for more appearances of this strange looking beast.

All in all, I found 5 episodes I’m planning on clipping after I wake up tomorrow. He appears in like 3 episodes of season 4 then 2 in season 5 and none ever again after that. The first episode they display his name and profession in a lower-third, by the second episode they don’t bother naming him at all.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Tried to read the "Noosphere" article. Emphasis on "tried."

It is incomprehensible. Not because it is gibberish or even Francis Dec-ish, but because I haven't heard of 95% of what is discussed. I'm familiar with Christianity, "transhumanism," eugenics, and Rudolph Steiner, but beyond this I struggled to grasp whatever the fuck this was talking about.

I may hand Pat this rare W because I think he may have come up with "fascist supraorganism" himself. He heard "super organism" somewhere else surely but then added "fascist." I'm sure he's very proud since it sounds science fictiony.

I'm not a christian but I do have some knowledge of Tielhard, so I can try to summarize the article:

Spoiler

In the future, with automation and AI, a lot of menial physical and intellectual labour won't be needed to be performed by humans anymore. This was inevitable as man masters the forces of nature. Tielhard believed that over time, humans will become more empathetic, more loving, we will see the consciousness in everything and each other, and this will cause some kind of mental evolution, where humans act godly and in perfect synchronization with each other's feelings and need, and when this happens, it will be as much of a change in human experience as when we discovered fire.

But, modern elites don't want this possible evolution and wish to remain in control because they are "Luciferian Ahrimanics", which means that they do not understand the possibility of godly humans living with love in perfect harmony, they want to impose it through technology, either plugging people into a digital world (metaverse) and/or combining human flesh with electronics, I suppose the author thinks they want to create some kind of borg hivemind (this is what he's referring to by "techno-fascist super organism"). This is bad because it will result in humans living in harmony but controlled by an artificial intelligence instead of God, making the "techno-fascist super-organism supra-ordinate to human individuality and relationship".

TL;DR : This is what happens when a midwit tries to make Francis E. Dec's delusions make sense using catholic literature written by a guy who wanted to make evolution make sense in catholic theology.

 

[Broadside]

So there I was settling into my evening, sitting on the couch indulging in some low-budget mystery shlock called Strange Evidence. The old ball and chain had just gone to bed and I was taking a sip of a nice local hoppy IPA when all of a sudden this ugly, rotund pigman appeared on my screen causing me to spit out my drink all over the cat.

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Oh what the hell was right, I thought! I burst forth from my fugue state and grabbed my laptop to furiously scour every episode of Strange Evidence for more appearances of this strange looking beast.

All in all, I found 5 episodes I’m planning on clipping after I wake up tomorrow. He appears in like 3 episodes of season 4 then 2 in season 5 and none ever again after that. The first episode they display his name and profession in a lower-third, by the second episode they don’t bother naming him at all.

Look at his fat fucking head!

 

[AnOminous]

TL;DR : This is what happens when a midwit tries to make Francis E. Dec's delusions make sense using catholic literature written by a guy who wanted to make evolution make sense in catholic theology.

Incidentally the concept was an indirect influence on the Matrix, by a couple of midwits, but they probably didn't get it directly from Teilhard de Chardin, but through Phil Dick who was very influenced by him and explicitly mentioned him on a number of occasions. I wouldn't consider Pat a midwit, though. He's a straight up dimwit and has probably never even heard of the first and never even read the second.

So there I was settling into my evening, sitting on the couch indulging in some low-budget mystery shlock called Strange Evidence. The old ball and chain had just gone to bed and I was taking a sip of a nice local hoppy IPA when all of a sudden this ugly, rotund pigman appeared on my screen causing me to spit out my drink all over the cat.

This is why you never trust anything on shitty "science" channels on cable. This fat mental retard is the kind of person they use as a source or as an "expert."

 

[msd]

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These fucking texts have me giggling like a fucking idiot.

God I love these

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I did some googling to figure out what a "noosphere" is. Very simply, the noosphere is a theoretical third "sphere" of Earth (after the geosphere and biosphere) that consists of humanity's collective consciousness. Just as the formation of life altered the geosphere (rocks and dirt), so too has human cognition altered the biosphere (all living things). The noosphere theory is humanity will ultimately evolve into a hive minded superorganism, retaining individuality while somehow being part of a greater whole. It is as bizarre as it sounds. The entire article explores the moral and philosophical possibilities of such an evolution.

Of course, Fat Rick has literally zero clue about any of this. He saw the words "fascist super-organism" and saw a way he could virtue signal while appearing smart at the same time.

"Enjoy collective consciousness, child."

chances are he didn't even get it from The Orb's second album, which is probably the most direct reference to it in popular culture - relevant sample starts at 2:22
(strictly speaking it's a noösphere, accents tend to get lost in translation)

 

[Antikythera mechanism]

Please let this be added to the smilies

 

[Incel Death Note]

Patrick is up and attem, oinking at Boomia and saying lolcows aren't real. Not sure what he even means by that. Also giving his support to Brianna Wu concern trolling Palestine protestors.

 

[MilkThePig]

These fucking texts have me giggling like a fucking idiot.

God I love these

Somebody once texted him a picture of an electric guitar along with "REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and he threatened it with prison.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Patrick S Tomlinson was birthed into this existence to be a God tier lolcow.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

What do you guys think they sell here?
2611 Oakland is now a pepperoni restaurant. Stalker children strike again!

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Patrick saw a man getting married on Twitter and tried to talk down to him like a "wise old man" about gay sex and the definiton of "Pride". Now what's funny about this is pride is considered one of the seven deadly sins, and it is often referred to as the “mother of all sins.” It is the excessive love of one’s own excellence, which can lead to a sense of superiority and a lack of humility. I know Patrick is a faggoty atheist who hates God and takes it up the ass from his wife, but he is the epitome of pride.
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[John Andrews Stan]

Patrick saw a man getting married on Twitter and tried to talk down to him like a "wise old man" about gay sex and the definiton of "Pride". Now what's funny about this is pride is considered one of the seven deadly sins, and it is often referred to as the “mother of all sins.” It is the excessive love of one’s own excellence, which can lead to a sense of superiority and a lack of humility. I know Patrick is a faggoty atheist who hates God and takes it up the ass from his wife, but he is the epitome of pride.
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Dunking on that loser is shooting fish in a barrel. He, like Pat, is 100% a faggot both in spirit and sexuality. Bad case of gay face and look at these trousers:



If you’re thinking about fags while you’re proposing, you’re a fag.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Dunking on that loser is shooting fish in a barrel. He, like Pat, is 100% a faggot both in spirit and sexuality. Bad case of gay face and look at these trousers:

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If you’re thinking about fags while you’re proposing, you’re a fag.

Turning your marriage proposal into into something political is extremely gay, I agree. Still I think it's funny how Patrick of all people is trying to pull the "wise old man" schtick when he himself is a fucking retard who will never learn to take the L even when he has to pay $80k to the people making fun of him for being a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Turning your marriage proposal into into something political is extremely gay, I agree. Still I think it's funny how Patrick of all people is trying to pull the "wise old man" schtick when he himself is a fucking retard who will never learn to take the L even when he has to pay $80k to the people making fun of him for being a fat faggot with bitch tits.
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Yes it’s funny. But faggots like that faggot need to be identified early and often. He’s the easiest target Pat could have aimed at.