Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Bioniclelover]

No, it is real. I have to admit that this kind of fuck-headed idiocy is the only thing about Pat that makes me angry. He really is a completely unprincipled retard and would have been a loyal supporter of Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin or any other genocidal dictator.

"To put it brutally – you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy gulag, kulak child." - Patrick S. DurantyTomlinson

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

As promised, here are Pat’s appearances in Strange Evidence. Don’t worry I’ve already deleted the show from Plex and my media server. It was taking up too much space, because he’s fat.

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Intro of the show for some context.
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S04E01: Nuclear Mummy Demon
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S04E02: Escobar’s Ghost
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S04E08: Alien of the Amazon
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S05E07: Possessed by an Alien
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You’ll notice he’s in 3 segments in his first episode and that dwindles throughout season 4 and he’s only brought back once for season 5 and then never again. He hams it up pretty bad so they either thought he sucked or he was belligerent to work with, probably both. Enjoy prison.

This is the kind of shit I watched on discovery channel when I was 12. Does anyone other than dentist and doctor offices with TVs on all day even watch this shit?
He’s so fucking fat on TV too. What a fucking moron. I like that his qualifications are just “author” because he has no scientific experience at all and everything he knows is from poorly written Wikipedia articles.
“Ive been on TV stalker child, have you?”

 

[Something Awful]

People have questioned if Rick has read The Lord of the Rings, but at this point it's unclear if he's even seen the movies.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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People have questioned if Rick has read The Lord of the Rings, but at this point it's unclear if he's even seen the movies.

Also the fat faggot does NOT have the one ring tattooed on his ass, he has the WORDS OF THE BLACK SPEECH tattooed on his arm.

The Twelve Words™

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

WORDS OF THE BLACK SPEECH

He definitely didn't read the books or see the movies or anything. He thought Black Speech means how his ingredients talk and like an enchantment of sorts getting it tattooed on him would make him alluring to the youths like deer in headlights before they get snatched up.

P.S. do you think the parlor felt like a kid in a candy store with all that skin canvas to work with? Also how many times did he ask to stop because it hurt.

 

[Welf Welf]

Also the fat faggot does NOT have the one ring tattooed on his ass, he has the WORDS OF THE BLACK SPEECH tattooed on his arm.

The Twelve Words™

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

Pat should leave himself trolling messages with the signature "You will never find me 12/819"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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People have questioned if Rick has read The Lord of the Rings, but at this point it's unclear if he's even seen the movies.

The One Ring answers only to Sauron, you fat faggot. It will betray you to your death.

 

[curbside2]

You’ll notice he’s in 3 segments in his first episode and that dwindles throughout season 4 and he’s only brought back once for season 5 and then never again. He hams it up pretty bad so they either thought he sucked or he was belligerent to work with, probably both. Enjoy prison.

I don't watch television at all these days. Are all these shows this scripted? Here's clearly (and poorly) reading lines. Why would you hire a fat (former) science fiction author from Milwaukee to read scripted pseudoscience?

 

[Maskull]

Also the fat faggot does NOT have the one ring tattooed on his ass, he has the WORDS OF THE BLACK SPEECH tattooed on his arm.

The Twelve Words™

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

He completely misses the point by having that script inked into his skin. They are the most evil words ever written; words that would enslave an entire forever. Pat is so goddamn dumb but this in particular really irks me.

 

[Something Awful]

As promised, here are Pat’s appearances in Strange Evidence. Don’t worry I’ve already deleted the show from Plex and my media server. It was taking up too much space, because he’s fat.

Patrick considers this one of his defining achievements. He put "Contributor for Strange Evidence" in his bio.



Rick, you're a faggot! Do you know what your cousin Jakob Raven has in his bio?



Nothing, because he doesn't use social media, you huge nerd. But if he did, it would say "Husband, Father, Patriot."

 

[Procrastinhater]

FTFY, child.
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I can't think of a better word for Pats pointer finger picture than "corpulent."
Pat is Corpulent.

 

[FinnSven]

He completely misses the point by having that script inked into his skin. They are the most evil words ever written; words that would enslave an entire forever. Pat is so goddamn dumb but this in particular really irks me.

This does get pointed out from time to time.

It’s another strong indicator that he has only ever seen the films.

Correct me if I am being snobbish or elitist, but anyone who wants to be a sci fi or fantasy author should have read the Lord of the rings in its entirety.
I would even argue that any kind of professional writer in the English language should too.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Correct me if I am being snobbish or elitist, but anyone who wants to be a sci fi or fantasy author should have read the Lord of the rings in its entirety.
I would even argue that any kind of professional writer in the English language should too.

I could accept someone having not read LotR, but then you shouldn't have strong opinions one way or another.

I'm even fine with people who have read it, and hated it. I've read some quite good critiques from authors I respect, and even Tolkien had people whom he respected that didn't think much of it. Tolkien himself would say it paled in comparison to the Silmarillion (truly his life's work, and one he never finished).

I'm fine with someone enjoying the movie as they are made, and being ignorant (even willfully ignorant) of the book and source material. But to tattoo that shit on you without even understanding this scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeSKelvlMfk

holy fuck it's not like Tom Bombadil or Arwen or something changed or removed in the movies! It's fucking all there in black and white! Sure, the movie changes some slight things (Aragorn, Gandalf, maybe Elrond, Galadriel could have wielded the one ring to their victory over sauron but to their eventual defeat to evil), ruins the characters horribly in obscure ways, but it's fucking clear - these are not good words, this is not a good thing - AND - it's not even a terribly awesome weapon unless you're already powerful and (more importantly) twisted enough to use it as it was meant to be used.

holy fucking shit this guy is going to make me sperg out

 

[Dean Pentel]

So the take home point is that Patrick is a consooming bugman that's extra retarded, very fat, and has huge bitch tits?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Also the fat faggot does NOT have the one ring tattooed on his ass, he has the WORDS OF THE BLACK SPEECH tattooed on his arm.

The Twelve Words™

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

Tolkien designed the Black Speech of Mordor to be the ugliest language that he, a Professor of Linguisitics and Philology could devise, to represent all the cruelty and barbarity and evil of the Dark Lord and his master.
He'd probably vomit down his pipe if he knew this FAT fucking poser had that shit tattooed on him and tried to use it as a point of pride. Pat probably can't even read the Cirth to know what it says without going online for a translation, despite Tolkien going out of his way to make the script easy to pick up, especially the (modified, with vowel signs) Sindarin mode which is probably the easiest to use to write in English, with a little practice.
the Tattooist should have changed nazg to FAT I bet Pat wouldn't have even noticed.
A True and Honest Tolkien fan would have something in Quenya, or at least Sindarin, not that.
It looks ugly to read and it sounds ugly to speak. Its something only an Orc would admire.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Correct me if I am being snobbish or elitist, but anyone who wants to be a sci fi or fantasy author should have read the Lord of the rings in its entirety.

We were forced to read Tolkien in sixth grade. I’m pretty sure the only book Pat may have read outside of elementary school was Where the Red Fern Grows.

 

[FinnSven]

I could accept someone having not read LotR, but then you shouldn't have strong opinions one way or another.

I'm even fine with people who have read it, and hated it. I've read some quite good critiques from authors I respect, and even Tolkien had people whom he respected that didn't think much of it. Tolkien himself would say it paled in comparison to the Silmarillion (truly his life's work, and one he never finished).

I'm fine with someone enjoying the movie as they are made, and being ignorant (even willfully ignorant) of the book and source material. But to tattoo that shit on you without even understanding this scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeSKelvlMfk

holy fuck it's not like Tom Bombadil or Arwen or something changed or removed in the movies! It's fucking all there in black and white! Sure, the movie changes some slight things (Aragorn, Gandalf, maybe Elrond, Galadriel could have wielded the one ring to their victory over sauron but to their eventual defeat to evil), ruins the characters horribly in obscure ways, but it's fucking clear - these are not good words, this is not a good thing - AND - it's not even a terribly awesome weapon unless you're already powerful and (more importantly) twisted enough to use it as it was meant to be used.

holy fucking shit this guy is going to make me sperg out

I am fine with them having read it and hated it, but if they want to be a great writer of sci fi or fantasy, or even a mediocre one, then reading it is required.
It's such a singular influence on all fantasy and sci fi which came after it, so while people can think they read it because they have seen and read so much derivative work, it is the first step to understanding modern fantasy.

It is like someone trying to write about Christian history, and not having read the bible. Maybe it doesn't contain any insight on the subsequent events, but it is required to know the key motivation and influence behind Christianity as a religion and cultural force.

John Rhys Davis confessed that he hated reading the book as a child/adolescent, saying that it was a chore. But I doubt he could have played Gimli the Dwarf so well had he not.

If Fatrick was just a random fat prick, then fine. It's the fact that he seriously does think that he is not just a sci fi author, which he is insofar as he has published sci fi novels with his name on them, he thinks he is a well read and learned sci fi author.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Patrick is essentially the closest thing to an orc IRL so the tattoo is perfect, I have no idea what you're all on about.

- Brutish
- Ill-tempered
- Easily cowed stooge
- Has likely cannibalized people of smaller stature

 

[Maude Snew]

I’m pretty sure the only book Pat may have read outside of elementary school was Where the Red Fern Grows.

Wrong as always, stalker. The only book he has read was also one he has written himself.

He had eaten all the negro children in Milwaukee but he was still hungry.

 

[grey area]

Pat's consoomer mindset leaves him all but devoid of feeling and emotion in his books. He is the ultimate imposter. This guy calls himself an author, and he never mentions other people's art or creative works because he could care less about them. If he were serious about his career, he'd be reading, writing, and refining his abilities every waking moment, but Pat is passionless. To him, it's having your name on the cover that's important, so he shits out soulless slop for people who think Ready Player One is a masterpiece. Even they couldn't be convinced to pay money for this shit.

It's amazing how someone who so often bloviates and blusters until red in the face brings absolutely nothing to the table. Pat has nothing profound to say, as life for him is surface-level.