Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Rei is Shit.]

I love Warski but he’s a permafried sperg. I don’t think it’s a stretch to expect him, having some kind of crazy scoop, to instinctively refer to it as “10 times worse than the 9 year old testing positive for coke” especially when he’s excited and trying to hype it up.


The pregnancy rumor is a likely enough candidate.

Per Warski, the craziest thing KC has ever covered is whatever they are currently talking about.

 

[NotAlfred]

Cholinergic Urticaria is a very heterogenic disease in it's pathology. It's the kind of disease that in the future may segregate into different nosological entities under a similar clinical presentation because their physiopathology can vary quite a lot depending on the subtype. Some types seem to have a disorder in the cholinergic pathway (as the name of the disease implies), but others seem to be related to histamine, sweat hypersensitivity, poral occlusion, anhidrosis, etc.

Interesting. A lot of those could be related, as some antihistamines are anticholinergics, and some anticholinergics are commonly used as a treatment for hyperhidrosis.

 

[AltisticRight]

Enjoy.
It's not too late to suggest replacements, but make it realistic.
A lot of this pertains to Balldo's house and the general surroundings. I can't think of anything beyond that.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Although my personal opinion is that he most probably doesn't have Cholinergic Urticaria, I wouldn't outright discard it. This is because I believe that any professional involved in the healthcare field who says they can make or dismiss a diagnosis without meeting the patient is a fraud.

That said, even if he had Cholinergic Urticaria, my personal opinion is that his excoriation marks don't seem to result from it.

I'd discard it but then I'm not a healthcare professional, Nick has a skin condition (heat allergy) that doesn't effect him in the Hot Tub or on nude beaches in the Jamaican summer and Narcolepsy that has never made him fall asleep once on stream in 8 years, even while drinking like a retarded alcoholic fish.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

It's not too late to suggest replacements, but make it realistic.

They are going to have to ask April, and or our wife to put on more clothes. So good news for fapcop

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I'd discard it but then I'm not a healthcare professional, Nick has a skin condition (heat allergy) that doesn't effect him in the Hot Tub or on nude beaches in the Jamaican summer and Narcolepsy that has never made him fall asleep once on stream in 8 years, even while drinking like a retarded alcoholic fish.

Yeah. It's just because "this patient didn't read the book" is a common saying in the healthcare field. Rarely a test is 100% sensitive or specific for a disease. And uncommon presentations aren't as uncommon as we would like them to be.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Enjoy.
It's not too late to suggest replacements, but make it realistic.
A lot of this pertains to Balldo's house and the general surroundings. I can't think of anything beyond that.

Vermin in the house, Roaches, ants, perhaps even rats etc. maybe instead of cops are disgusted.

 

[AltisticRight]

Vermin in the house, Roaches, ants, perhaps even rats etc. maybe instead of cops are disgusted.

I did think about that, but I doubt the police bodycams are good enough to pick those up.

They are going to have to ask April, and or our wife to put on more clothes. So good news for fapcop

Replaced "male lingerie".

 

[Botchy Galoop]

It's not too late to suggest replacements, but make it realistic.

Empty cupboards/refrigerator

 

[Oxyjen]

I endured this to see if there was any hint of what the bombshell is about and right at the end, there might be:

I think it might relate to Kayla. I know they were talking about Nick´s alleged strategy of dumping on her the possession charge, but PPP say "...him trying to throw Kayla under the bus, now there maybe something that comes out that make it easier to throw Kayla under the bus, I dont know... at least optically... but I think it is fucked of him to throw his wife under the bus." There is a little silence and Andy responds "I mean... will see..."

Just boosting this speculation because it got lost in the demon baby noise.

IMO this hint that it is something about Kayla is plausible.
The demon baby theory is funny, scandalous under normal circumstances, but it doesn’t raise the bar on what has already come out, and it’s probably bullshit anyway, let’s face it.

What it could be involving Kayla is the hard part. I can’t even guess.

AltisticRight said:

It's not too late to suggest replacements, but make it realistic.

More terrible art / kitsch home decorations. “Live Laugh Love” embroidery etc.

 

[Polyarmory]

Just boosting this speculation because it got lost in the demon baby noise.

IMO this hint that it is something about Kayla is plausible.
The demon baby theory is funny, scandalous under normal circumstances, but it doesn’t raise the bar on what has already come out, and it’s probably bullshit anyway, let’s face it.

What it could be involving Kayla is the hard part. I can’t even guess.

Don't worry; I can furnish a guess for you.

Among kiwi demonologists, a key piece of information has gone neglected over the past few weeks: The eldest son is named Christian. As soon as the demon entered that house, Kayla was destined to have her G-spot hit like Nick never could every three days...

(I am not being sincere, and am surprised that this joke has not been made more often. I suspect that it's because kiwis are uncomfortable using the names of the children for privacy reasons.)

 

[chomp chomp]

As horrifying as it would be, I really hope we get to see the balldo just lying around.

Even better would be a cop seeing it and asking what it is and getting a full lecture on how it works.

im picturing nick going from rage to excitement as he starts giving his sales pitch on the balldo

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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Just came across this comment under a clip of Aaron. This is the first I've heard of this, so I have no reason to believe it... yet. Don't suppose this is the mysterious Kino Casino news lol.
edit: added the clip url, forgot earlier...

Nick's transformation into Ralph wouldn't be complete without a demon baby.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Can of spaghetti-o’s visible. Either opened or unopened.

 

[DuranceVile]

The demon baby theory is funny, scandalous under normal circumstances, but it doesn’t raise the bar on what has already come out, and it’s probably bullshit anyway, let’s face it.

Aaron seemed to know what it was too, and I think he'd react to it differently if it was the demon baby theory.

I think it's more likely that Nick is indeed setting himself up to throw Kayla under the bus and say it's all her fault. How that would play out knowing that the Appealstream is quite literally what cinched his arrest, we'll see.

 

[Desktop User2]

He mentioned it on his last stream. Someone asked about the marks on his arms and he said it’s called Cholinergic Urticaria and makes him break out in hives when he’s warm. Online it says the hives can be from heat or sweat. The marks in question are the “ track marks” people were speculating about. It checks out.

edit: I’ll clarify since people are being retarded. The allergy is real thing that exists, that’s all I meant by “it checks out.“ Fucking obviously Nick is lying about it. I also said this

If the house is so fucked as the CPS and police said, couldn´t it be bug bites? Bed bugs, other arachnids, whatever... maybe it was a tell of the neglect on the kids if they had bug bites as well.

 

[OrionBalls]

Aaron seemed to know what it was too, and I think he'd react to it differently if it was the demon baby theory.

I think it's more likely that Nick is indeed setting himself up to throw Kayla under the bus and say it's all her fault. How that would play out knowing that the Appealstream is quite literally what cinched his arrest, we'll see.

That's a really bad idea, especially since he doesn't seem to like the children much, but it would probably result in the most hilarious results, so he should go for it.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Or not, I suppose, just watch and laugh as the world dissolves into utter chaos and we all die screaming.

Geez, and I thought I was cynical. But yes, to your point, sometimes idiocy prevails at official levels. There's a scene (the best scene) in the movie Gettysburg where Colonel Buford, played by the great Sam Elliot, knows his troops will be ordered to make a pointless and suicidal attack if he doesn't succeed in preventing Lee's army from taking the high ground around the town. The catastrophic outcome of such a Union attack was so clear he could see it play out as if it had already happened, yet he knew the men above him would order it done anyway. Stupidity has its own momentum.

What I'm getting at is winning often means being a little less stupid than the other guy. In this instance, I think we can count on Nick Rekieta's stupidity to be far greater than that of the prosecutor seeking to put him away.

 

[macrodegenerate]

5500 pages. 500 more to 6000. May we hit 1 million pages.

*1 year later*.
A network engineer at a colocation facility slowly rolls a cart down a hall. He stops coming to a single rack. Tiredly he heaves another 4U storage module into the rack, and walks away knowing he'll be back in a few months. "Damn it Nick all you had to do was pull up.". He grumbles under his breath.

 

[WelperHelper99]

*1 year later*.
A network engineer at a colocation facility slowly rolls a cart down a hall. He stops coming to a single rack. Tiredly he heaves another 4U storage module into the rack, and walks away knowing he'll be back in a few months. "Damn it Nick all you had to do was pull up.". He grumbles under his breath.

This thread alone will be the downfall of the server hardware, struggling to load a single page as it triples in size per month.