Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[ghjoigcbn]

Why the fuck is she doing bulk/cut cycles only to ramp up cardio? I'm legitimately so angry about this I had to stop lurking and express my disdain for this bitch

She wants to lose all her lean muscle mass. She just cycles from fat to skinny fat.

 

[A27 Cromwell]

This is a perfect encapsulation of modern Idubbz. This needs to be on the OP.

 

[2020chan]

Local archive:

Why didn't they edit out Danes butt crack 30 seconds in?
Do they even watch their own podcast to edit it?

I just wanted to see the water effect light

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Not true. I'm not a marathon runner or old person with heart problems, and I have a resting heart rate around 50. During sleep, it goes into the lower 40s. I even went to a doctor about it—some people just be like that

If you sit at 50-40 with no clear cause and your doctor just shrugged it off you need a new doctor. I can see them saying having asymptomatic bradycardia isn't something that needs intervention but you don't live in that range without a cause. Anisa thinking 45bpm is an accessible goal is buttfuck retarded.
Smart watches underreporting resting hr by 20 or 30 bpm sounds like bologna too lol. Just doing a bare minimum level of Research shows they're mostly accurate with some variability but not an error range that big.
My whole point being regardless of how Anisa measures her heart rate making your fitness goal to be bradycardic is dumb as hell and not an indicator of fitness at all. She heard that fit people can have low heart rates so now she things it's a great.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I also think this should be in the OP somewhere. It's a great summary of his downfall. For newcomers to the thread it would be perfect.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I can see them saying having asymptomatic bradycardia isn't something that needs intervention but you don't live in that range without a cause.

It was postulated by the cardiologist to be asymptomatic ectopic atrial bradycardia but that it was nothing to worry about unless I'm having issues in a few decades. Not much I can really do after the cardiologist ran all the tests so it's whatever. The only impact it's had is that every nurse or doctor at every appointment asks if I'm a marathon runner.

 

[urr13 account]

Wasn't Anisa talking about how she has two uteruses a bit ago on their podcast? If they're trying to have a baby that might explain why they were looking into it.

That's such an Anisa-ism. The doctor said I'm so good at being a woman I have two uteruses, actually.

Anisa should stop being so selfish and donate her second uterus to a tranny

 

[skol]

Why the fuck is she doing bulk/cut cycles only to ramp up cardio? I'm legitimately so angry about this I had to stop lurking and express my disdain for this bitch

She cuts (Hers Ian’s reputation and sense of self worth) and bulks (the amount of their haters and alogs).

 

[Charnel Ground]

This is really excellent content. I agree with the others who say this should be part of OP.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Anisa is having her long waited twitter win lap, :

She already has more then 1.5k likes on her 'clever' The Wall reference.

 

[Leo Frank]

anisa celebrates/tries to joke about dr. disrespect being inappropriate towards a minor with not a thought of how unprofessional it comes off as a serious, mature content creator and event organizer.

She won’t answer questions about her affiliation/praise of Lucas or Ian’s association and platforming of Dave from Boyinaband or her dating a minor (?) Maybe @anisa_jomha_reciepts can explain if this is true. I know Matt was younger than her but unsure if he was a minor when they were together or if this is in reference to someone else. I’m seeing a three year age difference if what’s online is his correct DOB. I don’t know when they started dating.







Echoing what one of these comments said, it is retarded to joke/celebrate/seem happy a minor was perved on. It shows she cares 0% about women. Anisa would be happy if she found out Dr. Disrespect raped 16 little kids because she just doesn’t like him.

 

[big man]

Echoing what one of these comments said, it is retarded to joke/celebrate/seem Happy a minor was perved on. It shows she cares 0% about women. Anisa would be happy if she found out Dr. Disrespect raped 16 little kids because she just doesn’t like him.

people will probably disagree with me but this is honestly one of the most disturbing things she's done in a while, it really is creepy and vindictive.

 

[Charnel Ground]

She already has more then 1.5k likes on her 'clever' The Wall reference.

A chilling indictment of our society.

 

[angry shopkeeper]

Music vid gave me some motivation now that Euros are over for the day.


Ian likes cringe food - She Ruined My Career!
P1:
2:30 - Anisa says she hasn't seen LotR:RotK because she heard smeagol bites someone, Ian jokes she's traumatized because she told her about a greyhound bus attack in Edmonton when she was a kid. This happened in Portage La Prairie a days driving away. Just thought it was funny that she may have used some national news story as an excuse for trauma.

6:00 - Dane thinks randoms on cine2nerdle are googling everything after Anisa and Ian talk about how bad they are at movie trivia and how good he must be at it. Cine2nerdle warns you when other people change tabs so unless you truly thinks everyone is using a separate device to beat him some random good cope.

8:25 - Ian thinks some of the podcasts shortcomings were him using the switcher and that he was incapable of it, he has a mouse and keyboard now but he doesn't want to get too crazy and just give Anisa a few episodes to get used to the switcher. Then goes into a segment he calls "idubbbz admits" and starts by admitting he likes deviled eggs. So quirky Ian. 3m 6m ramble about eggs.

14:35 - WON'T SAY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A SLUR LOL he uses the example that Anisa won't say "Snickers" for the same reason and talk about Sophia Nygaard. Anisa says schwarzeneggar and Ian says just her saying it makes him feel something in his stomach. Insane. Says "idubbbz admits" will all be food related. Rants about certain food and thinks that Better Than Sex cake is named that as an ice breaker for white people so they're less prudish. Talk about how white people are weird about sex and a scrapped idubbbz vid covering a prank of parents kissing their kids on the mouth while blindfolded.

22:00 - Calls Edmonton, the most well developed liberal city in Western Canada other than Vancouver, a backwoods type of place because some highschool kids put beta fish in cups in the hallway as a highschool prank.

23:50 - "I hate that hummus has been gentrified" "They had something called peanut hummus and it was just peanut butter!"

30:15 - Ian is currently obsessed with grilled cheese, specifically white bread with kraft singles like a small child. Dane mentions Chef seemingly trying to get a funny reaction and he just responds unenthusiastically "oh yeah" and they continue to sperg about ideal grilled cheese making.


P2:
00:10 - "This podcast is a bit of an open concept" lol.

00:50 - Ian talks about how lately he has been ravenously eating food and then chugging a soda and having gastric issues. "There's not many things where you do things and I go AAAAAAAAH but when you eat really fast and do that hiccup burp thing something breaks in my brain and I have to kill him."

02:00 - Anisa: "Sometimes when we're eating I can feel your homicidal intent what is it about me?"
Ian: "The chewing" ... "I think there has to be some base-line of hate with the person and then when you're mad the chewing becomes the loudest thing on earth."
Anisa: "But there has to be something I do... It may just be my CTE I'm not sure, there's gotta be something I do even just very rarely" Maybe she does have CTE he just said it. Also says she opens random shit in the kitchen and leaves it out.

13:40 - Dane talks about how a female friend eats M&M's one at a time slowly, saves some in the fridge, and it pisses him off. Anisa immediately says "As someone with eating disorders I..." Dane cuts her off and says he wasn't trying to imply she's anorexic or something. Ian says his reaction would be that they're being passive aggressive and manipulative to get someone else to throw it away. Dane says he thinks it was innocent and just funny that someone saved a few M&Ms for later.

15:15 - Ian admits for a long time he has thought basically anything that annoys him is a sleight against him and it caused him to argue with Anisa a lot over dumb shit like leaving food in the fridge. "It's really important to communicate these things and not fly off the handle."

18:20 - They talk about how when they hate people who try something for a short period of time and get frustrated. Anisa says that type of thing gets her angry and motivates her to try harder. That's why she has quit everything she has ever tried?

21:10 - "Just wait for that third boxing match my solarbeam will have gone off" After Anisa makes a shitty analogy about focused effort being powerful but you need to charge up for a bit like solarbeam in pokemon.

24:40 - Dane says "You riffed her bit" and Anisa says this. I'll let her speak for herself.

Also apparently Ian bugged Dane at a con and in dms for youtube advice before he blew up and Dane doesn't really remember it and just gave him some generic advice lmao.

26:35 - "If someone were to ask us about Creator Clash, not easy, if I knew what would've happened after I probably would've said no. The only difference is we could walk away at any time" Dane starts an analogy about Creator Clash was like the ending to the movie Arrival and about how even though she knew she'd have a kid in the future who dies of cancer at age 12 she still chose to have a kid for the good memories knowing it would end in catastrophe. Anisa immediately botches the "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." quote.

P3:
01:50 - Dane "Raising a son sounds horrible, raising a boy seems chaotic to me. They all suck." Anisa "I was a lil fucker. I still am a lil fucker."

03:20 - Anisa says she'd feel bad raising a child no matter due to inherent biases and societal conditioning and being afraid to amplify gender after Ian says he'd like to have a girl to see that experience as a father.

10:20 - Ian says he has friends whose parents walked around the house naked all the time. Is Cali really like this? Anisa says Ian walking around naked "healed" her from how conservative her parents were about nudity. Topic starts from them talking about Pedos ~7m but they are truly masterfully boring. Felt an OF mention coming but nah.

19:00 - Anisa says Dane should do more music adjacent stuff on his channel which in my experience is usually met negatively by fans in his videos since we all watch for informative tf2 shit.

20:35 - Anisa says she loved music, played alto sax, french horn, drums, but her parents couldn't afford instruments or lessons and her dream died young because of that. Also says she bought a guitar recently to learn it. Add deprived of music career by parents income to the list.

24:00 - "Just to give context, Ian has come to the realization that he doesn't listen to his inner voice ... There's some things I think your inner voice has been really loud with and you have listened and I don't think you're aware of it. For example I got tattoos first so people think this style was my choice but you were the one that was passionate about american traditional I was the crazy one who was like 'whatever I'll start getting em'" "Yeah, thank you sacrificial lamb" "Like, you picked them"

Ends with reactions to a vine comp and abrupt ending when they realize it's boring and Ian doesn't get some of the memes.

Pain. Mostly vanilla couples therapy, some good moments though.

 

[Leo Frank]

people will probably disagree with me but this is honestly one of the most disturbing things she's done in a while, it really is creepy and vindictive.

I 100% agree. She is quite literally celebrating someone perving on a minor. She is a 31 year old, today is literally her 31st birthday, and she is busy celebrating with all her left wing fag friends that a guy was being inappropriate with a minor girl.

And shes either so retarded or so overjoyed it’s not her getting assblasted this week that she’s happy about it.. as a woman. A woman who has claimed she was “groomed”. If that were true, why is this funny to you? Ofc I don’t agree with talking dirty to minors but the breadtubers are ecstatic that a previously liked, successful and wealthy streamer who said some right leaning stuff a few times has fallen.

Update: she’s blocked this account so I’m assuming she’s not up for discussing her hypocritical nature and I’m sure she blocked the other users as well



Happy birthday, Anus

 

[JelloJerk]

Speaking of the OP, I've been thinking about this for a while, but I didn't want to bring it up since the task would be very time-consuming. The OP desperately needs a complete rewrite. Last time it was updated was 2020. Think about it, this means it doesn't even cover CC OR the Sam Hyde stuff. Most of the clips to do with Anisa there are old dramas from 2017-18, and the OP barely talks about Ian himself and his downfall, when the thread is 50/50 at this point.

I'm going to be a busy over the next few days, but I just want to put it out there now if anyone else is interested... maybe we can do a little collaborative writing?

 

[urr13 account]

WON'T SAY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A SLUR LOL he uses the example that Anisa won't say "Snickers" for the same reason and talk about Sophia Nygaard. Anisa says schwarzeneggar and Ian says just her saying it makes him feel something in his stomach. Insane.

How completely brain broken do you have to be that you are self-censoring to the point you wont say a word or even a persons name in your own personal life if it sounds even a tiny bit like a word that is banned on social media sites.

The Google TOS lives in their brain.

They genuinely aren't even real people anymore. They are unironically NPC's. They don't have their own thoughts.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

She won’t answer questions about her affiliation/praise of Lucas or Ian’s association and platforming of Dave from Boyinaband or her dating a minor (?) Maybe @anisa_jomha_reciepts can explain if this is true. I know Matt was younger than her but unsure if he was a minor when they were together or if this is in reference to someone else. I’m seeing a three year age difference if what’s online is his correct DOB. I don’t know when they started dating.

At the time of the boyfriend sheet there was misinfo regarding his birthday because even though he was a pro league player, his fans weren’t parasocial enough to want to know everything about him. He is 3 years younger than Anisa and he started dating her when he just became legal.

The more annoying part of this entire thing was Anisa complained about people dogpiling creators and hate campaigns. What happened to “there are two sides of the story”? She sure had no problem defending lionmaker even though he went to jail. She dunked on doctor disrespect in the last two streams she did too. What a fucking hypocrite.

If anything this is a good time to bring up idubbbz own skeletons - why was he sexting fans? Using their own logic, That’s a gross power imbalance. You told those girls to go kill themselves when you were done with their nudes. Were you just playing a character? Or will you admit it wasn’t a “character” and you were a shithead this entire time? Which is it? IDUBBBZ EXPLAIN!!!

Also I caught this deleted tweet. She’s really excited to witch-hunt and engagement farm. BIG NUMBER GOOD I guess

I probably won’t do summaries for a while, I am legit Anisa’d out. Thanks for the homies sacrificing their brain cells to do it

 

[DumbDude43]

How completely brain broken do you have to be that you are self-censoring to the point you wont say a word or even a persons name in your own personal life if it sounds even a tiny bit like a word that is banned on social media sites.

The Google TOS lives in their brain.

They genuinely aren't even real people anymore. They are unironically NPC's. They don't have their own thoughts.

i think he is just paranoid that some hater will clip it and cut it up into 1 second soundbites of him saying NEGGER

 

[ghjoigcbn]

i think he is just paranoid that some hater will clip it and cut it up into 1 second soundbites of him saying NEGGER

Safiya Nygaard doesnt even sound anything like that though. The surname Nygaard is pronounced like NIGH ( like night) GUARD. It’s really cringe to be this paranoid. Who even cares, theres tons of recordings of him saying Nigger with a hard R Anyway