Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

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Oh boy! Does this mean we're going to be living in a 1980's dystopia where there are little fires everywhere on the ground, everybody rides around on motorcycles and dune buggies, wears their hair in tie dye mohawks, where everyone dresses in studded leather jackets and carries a makeshift melee weapon made from department store supplies? I can't wait.
 
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fireatdawn said:
I'd like to imagine somewhere Bernie is smiling smugly to himself because he knows he would have won, and this shit is payback
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Bernie was campaigning hard for her. In-person rally appearances, enthusiastic FB/Twitter stuff, the whole nine yards. Either he was promised something huge (Cabinet-level position) or he's the official Cuck of the Year, after all the email leaks showing how hard the DNC colluded with Hillary's campaign to fuck him over.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Can't wait to see the episode that's airing tonight. I wonder if they predicted this.
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If it's like the 08 election, they make 2 slightly separate episodes and the night they know who won, change it to add in any last second jokes and air the one that got the call right
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Oh boy! Does this mean we're going to be living in a 1980's dystopia where there are little fires everywhere on the ground, everybody rides around on motorcycles and dune buggies, wears their hair in tie dye mohawks, where everyone dresses in studded leather jackets and carries a makeshift melee weapon made from department store supplies? I can't wait.
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Assless chaps. Don't forget the assless chaps.
 
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MrTroll said:
Bernie was campaigning hard for her. In-person rally appearances, enthusiastic FB/Twitter stuff, the whole nine yards. Either he was promised something huge (Cabinet-level position) or he's the official Cuck of the Year, after all the email leaks showing how hard the DNC colluded with Hillary's campaign to fuck him over.
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Well, she did buy him a pretty swankey house.

So that's something.
 
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mayfield said:
Serious question: what are some tips on comforting your friends, some of whom virtually think that Orange Hitler is going to snatch them away while they're sleeping?

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Speak cold logic and common sense while assuaging their fears. Point out that most fears are overblown and that trying to do something like undo gay rights would be political suicide. Won't always work but it's what I did.

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This is the naked Moviebob. If you do not believe as he does, you are sub-human vermin.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Oh boy! Does this mean we're going to be living in a 1980's dystopia where there are little fires everywhere on the ground, everybody rides around on motorcycles and dune buggies, wears their hair in tie dye mohawks, where everyone dresses in studded leather jackets and carries a makeshift melee weapon made from department store supplies? I can't wait.
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So Mad Max will happen in America? Cool!

mayfield said:
Serious question: what are some tips on comforting your friends, some of whom virtually think that Orange Hitler is going to snatch them away while they're sleeping?

@Johnny Bravo
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Just tell them that Trump is one of those politicians that's all "yap" during elections, but once he's in the chair he does nothing. We've had a million type of presidents like that before, and it wasn't the end of the world. And because congress and the Amendment and general American culture would never turn the USA into something like the lovechild of North Korea and Cuba.

It makes you seem rational and not come off as a racist pro-Trump lover (bc in their minds anyone who's calm about this is pro-Trump).
 
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Haven't read all 44 pages, but have we gotten any comment from The Young Turks on this stunning turn of events yet? I can't wait to see Cenk or one of the scrawny white toadies on that show freak out.

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Oh boy! Does this mean we're going to be living in a 1980's dystopia where there are little fires everywhere on the ground, everybody rides around on motorcycles and dune buggies, wears their hair in tie dye mohawks, where everyone dresses in studded leather jackets and carries a makeshift melee weapon made from department store supplies? I can't wait.
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That sounds fucking gnarly and I am ready as fuck for the post-cyberpocalypse and Neo New York.

Make America Gnarly Again.
 
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I'm still not getting the whole "a vote for Trump is a vote against LGBTQIABBQWTF". Granted yes, his VP Pence is a moron, but Trump has never campaigned on anything anti-gay marriage. Hell after the Orlando massacre he was the only one who wanted to do something substantial to ISIS and Islamic terrorism besides "hug it out".

I will say I'm more terrified of coming out to friends as a Trump voter / conservative than I was about coming out as gay to my family.
 
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mayfield said:
Serious question: what are some tips on comforting your friends, some of whom virtually think that Orange Hitler is going to snatch them away while they're sleeping?

@Johnny Bravo
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Repeat "everything is going to be okay" a lot. Let them know that you support them and will be there for them if they need you. Gently remind them of checks and balances in the US government when they're feeling sensible enough to understand it.

Oddly enough telling my friends about the night I spent with you guys in the stream and on this site, experiencing your jubilation, and conversing in the election thread with disappointed Hillary supporters and elated Trump supporters alike seemed to help. I think people are afraid of division. They're afraid of Trump supporters because they think Trump supporters hate them. Letting them know that we don't need or want to be at each other's throats, that we're all human, might have eased some tension.
 
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