Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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I'm very curious what Dax's "perfect pushup amount" is. Is it however many he can do? But then we're back at 0 and he'd have to consider himself "too fat". Truly an issue for the ages!
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Dax, disgustingly fat, sweating like a pig while trying to put together a puzzle made Fat Mac in the Always Sunny episode look like the pinnacle of health. Dax is the kind of person who brags about doing 12 ounce curls while the hops give him bitch tits.

Of course he’s just being contrarian because nothing matters! Ackackackack!
 
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Dax, disgustingly fat, sweating like a pig while trying to put together a puzzle made Fat Mac in the Always Sunny episode look like the pinnacle of health. Dax is the kind of person who brags about doing 12 ounce curls while the hops give him bitch tits.

Of course he’s just being contrarian because nothing matters! Ackackackack!
The resemblance is uncanny... He's like fat Mac but balding.
 
Youre doing the thing Im talking about right now, you're doubling down on the exactly what I said you would do. All you guys do is moralize, and gossip all day like women. None of what you said is true, the "attention seeking" you're talking about is called a prank, a troll, having fun. You guys always sound really upset like you're never having any fun. What you don't like about him is that hes the anti-ppp hes the opposite of the moralizing fire and brimstone.

You don't have to make stuff up, just say he sucks. I think metokur sucks hard. His speech patterns are bizarre, hes always fake stuttering and repeating hinself. Hes always fake laughing about nothing. All he does is repeat kino casino and kf posts he saw word, theres not an original bone in his whole decaying body.

Edit: but if you think Jesse is the bicflame of da sektur i get it
 
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Vito has caught some stray rounds so Daddy Dax moving in to sweet it up with advanced logic like “Oh you hate pedos? That means you secretly are one”
Okay CringleJingle, it's not like he's said multiple times that he'll imprison and rape children.

You don't have to make stuff up, just say he sucks. I think metokur sucks hard. His speech patterns are bizarre, hes always fake stuttering and repeating hinself. Hes always fake laughing about nothing. All he does is repeat kino casino and kf posts he saw word, theres not an original bone in his whole decaying body.
Shut the fuck up who cares, kill yourself.
 
Dax, disgustingly fat, sweating like a pig while trying to put together a puzzle made Fat Mac in the Always Sunny episode look like the pinnacle of health. Dax is the kind of person who brags about doing 12 ounce curls while the hops give him bitch tits.
Now we know who finished the box of donuts Ralph bought after Ralph had his 1-3 donuts.
 
EDIT: Already source the audio, but any rare Nick media is appreciated.

Cross-posting from the Main Rekieta thread:

As I work to expand the Rekieta OP with comprehensive arcs documenting Balldo in his formative years and more detail, I am having issues finding archives of his fist appearance on The Dick Show as a guest. It appears to be a Patreon exclusive video, but I figured that someone here might have some sort of local archive.

Is there any archive of The Dick Show Bonus Episode where Nick first called in? This one specifically. Audio-only is fine.

I REALLY do not want to pay for it, but the historical value to the expanded lore posts to the OP is fairly high.
 
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Lmao.
It’s easier to get a point across by painting with a less broad brush. “Everyone” tends to comes off as overkill. Anyway, beware of the single Dorito style, it’s contagious, though endemic.
This smugnick has just gotten funnier and funnier as the number of cocks up Nick's ass has expanded massively.

Are things working out like you thought they were, Nickfag?

(smugly eats a single Dorito)
 
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Dax, disgustingly fat, sweating like a pig while trying to put together a puzzle made Fat Mac in the Always Sunny episode look like the pinnacle of health. Dax is the kind of person who brags about doing 12 ounce curls while the hops give him bitch tits.

Of course he’s just being contrarian because nothing matters! Ackackackack!
Lol Dax is really pudgy.
He's got the same body type as Pat Tomlinson. Thats fucking embarrassing. Guy has no self respect.
 
Ever notice how everyone is either "too fat to do one pushup" or "a roided out muscle dummy?" He's so formulaic even in his limp-wristed attempts at insults.
He did the same with Eric July's fans after Riley got arrested at the meet, insulting all of their appearances for absolutely no reason, even when most of them looked totally ordinary. People keep calling Dax a woman but I think it's far more indicative of his mindset never having evolved past high school.

He can't attack anyone on any kind of actual merits because he lives the kind of pathetic manchild life most normal people would rather rope than endure.
[Unfiltered autism]
How you haven't got a pink triangle yet is beyond me. Please either talk about Dax or shut the fuck up.
 
Lmao.
It’s easier to get a point across by painting with a less broad brush. “Everyone” tends to comes off as overkill. Anyway, beware of the single Dorito style, it’s contagious, though endemic.
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Maybe off topic but holy fuck Nick looks like he's aged decades in the last year, he looks gaunt and wrinkly like a 75 year old like fucking Daniel Larson. This is what associating with juju does to a mf
 
Maybe off topic but holy fuck Nick looks like he's aged decades in the last year, he looks gaunt and wrinkly like a 75 year old like fucking Daniel Larson. This is what associating with juju does to a mf
Demons tend to sap the life force of those they afflict. Dax is no different.
 
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