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- Aug 16, 2019
I'm very curious what Dax's "perfect pushup amount" is. Is it however many he can do? But then we're back at 0 and he'd have to consider himself "too fat". Truly an issue for the ages!



Dax, disgustingly fat, sweating like a pig while trying to put together a puzzle made Fat Mac in the Always Sunny episode look like the pinnacle of health. Dax is the kind of person who brags about doing 12 ounce curls while the hops give him bitch tits.
Of course he’s just being contrarian because nothing matters! Ackackackack!