Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

i would agree that the kino casino has improved in quality from when it started to where it is now. reading the bulk of superchats after a segment instead of when the superchat first appears, having ppp read the superchats instead of w-w-w-warski, ppp's camera is at 1080p instead of 144p, etc.

warski, as a person, appears to be a nice guy. i am glad for him that he has cleaned up his life. but that does not change the fact that warski continues to step on ppp's rant, thus killing the momentum of the show. that ppp tends to drift off focus with the subject they are talking about and warski doesn't appear to be able to focus ppp back to the subject. this is really my main issue with the show. the stuttering is annoying but it is something that can be overlook if everything else is working.

I agree with @Meiwaku 100%

I've mulled over the idea of different co-hosts for PPP. Warski always ends up being the best choice as the balance is all there to contrast PPP's speed, intelligence and wit. I just can't see anyone else filling the spot to make the chemistry work.
i mentioned godwinson. if you go back to ppp and godwinsons old colabs, it was very kino. but again, godwinson is a literal psychopath. had ppp chose godwinson over warski during the fagmento arc, godwinson would have stabbed ppp in the back and the show would have imploded.

for fun, lets look through the sektur to see who can replace warski as co-host, with strengths and weaknesses.

co-hoststrengthsweaknessesverdict
surferchemistry, chimes in on occasion, knows when to speak and stay silentskitzo, politiospreg, can be annoying when he is speaking for a long period of time surfer worked with ppp, but was not a co-host but more of a hype man. will not work as a co-host for the kino casino
gahoolechemistry, previous streams with him seems to be smoothtoo low key, topics were wrestling and not sektur based. not sure how well a show like that will go.gahoole will be ok but the show will be average at best.
leo piratechristian, doesn't stuttersteven universe and the "911 of the internet" (gamergate)a show with leo pirate will not be dynamic
gatorwill sweep for what ever ppp will say, no matter how stupid or heinousboring, loli enthusiastthis will be a step below warski as co-host
jfgthe show will be more canadian politics centric wife murderer (allegedly), retard lover (literally). jf will try to steer the kino casino away from the sekturtoo domineering a personality to co-host with domineering personality ppp, also kino casino works as a sektur based show than a political show
jesse from podawfulhas good repour with ppp, is witty and can improv not sure if jesse's ego can be a 2nd string to ppp, not as funny as he thinks he isthis can work but, ultimately, the show will implode due to ego
nick rekietais witty, can bound off of ideas, does work best in panel showsdegenerate, child abuser (allegedly)as on-air talent, this might work, but, eventually, rekieta's retarded stand-up routine will be so annoying that there will be a "hey buddy" moment from ppp to rekieta, if they are in the same room
nick fuentesintelligent, can improv and go with the flow of a conversation catboi lover, may plant evidence on ppp to meet his fed ci quotelike rekieta, this may work as on-air talent goes, but the egos will collided
ethan ralphwhen sober, has good report with co-host, has the ability to be entertaining pick one: ego, xanies, child support, revenge pornographer, etc. i don't think ralph's internet connect is completely reliable in the mexican heatif ethan is willing to be 1b to ppp's 1a and ethan stays sober and reliable, then, it can work. but, press x to doubt
juju the cowsimilar to jesse, but slightly funniercuties, and vitojuju as co-host to ppp will be similar to rekieta, if rekieta was funny.
mersh
typical small market fm morning radio host. think aaron imholte may stroke out at any timei think this co-host may work. but this is mersh and never underestimate mersh's ability to drop the ball at the 1 yard line
jim mekoturexcellent interviewing skills, can tard wrangle, has the ability to get along with anyone (see jim's interview with kraut)aids cancer will kill him any time now.... still waiting.the question isn't if the team up will work but why would mekotur agree to co-host. he can fire up a stream and earn in 1 night what kino casino earns in 1 month
zidancan get along with massive egos, can play 1b to a 1a, can tard wrangle and focus the direction of the showretired from the sekturthis would also work, but the sektur is shit and why would you leave a stable job for the e-fame of the sektur. it doesn't pay enough.
You are a filthy bum for insinuating Warski isn't the strong point of the show.
as the producer of the show, you are right, warski is a very strong point of the show. warski can book guests, does obs, and organizes the show. ppp is more on-air talent and ppp can not do the behind-the-scene part of the show.

but as on-air talent, warski abilities is not for a talk show. warski is limited in wit or improv skills for a talk show. warski works better as an irl streamer, where it is more about what you are doing instead of what you are saying. aim, aim, aim.
 
Will they ever have a solid schedule? They change their streaming days seemingly every day.
Like last week: "We'll stream fri, sat and sun!"
After fri stream:"We'll be back tomorrow night!"
sat: Cancel for editing, we'll stream sunday and monday!
Sunday stream: We'll be back tuesday!
Tuesday: No stream.
It's a right bitch and a half when you try to move things around to catch it live just to not have it happen for like the third time in a 7 day period.
I think they said on a recent show that they stream when they have something they’re excited to talk about.

It’s annoying to try and keep up with as a viewer, but I appreciate that we don’t wind up with a bunch of boring shows that were only done out of obligation. KC lives and dies by its chaotic energy.
 
I think they said on a recent show that they stream when they have something they’re excited to talk about.

It’s annoying to try and keep up with as a viewer, but I appreciate that we don’t wind up with a bunch of boring shows that were only done out of obligation. KC lives and dies by its chaotic energy.
It works by amplifying demand for the streams. Streaming at irregular times lowers the chance for shows to get stale and keeps viewers asking for more.
 
Warski protec kittens.
Ashtonne eats them.
I know this has been posted ITT before so I can’t be the only one noticing but I love how dismissive PPP is whenever Warski brings the cats on stream and he starts baby-talking and doting on them. I could just be imagining shit or mind reading but it seems like PPP really does not like cats, or just Clapski’s cats. He’s more than willing to use them as another tool in his grifter toolbox to GET SOME FUCKIN SUBS LETS GO LETS GO SUB TRAIN CHOOOO CHOOOOOO CMON BISH ITS LIKE YOU DONT EVEN WANNA SEE ME DISLIKE THEM KITTIES, YOU BROKIE BISH

The way Ashton replies to Andy whenever Andy shows off the cats or asks him “which one is your favorite? W-w-w-wh-which ones c-c-c-cuter?” Is the same way that an adult would reply to a kid with Down’s syndrome who asks the adult “which of my dinosaur toys is your favorite? Which ones the coolest?” And the adult just doesn’t give a shit but they don’t wanna hurt the downie’s feelings. I find it hilarious though, it shows PPP is willing to put aside his contempt for cats for the benefit of the show/his friend Clapski.

his stutter is cute and a charm point
That’s gay* and I disagree but that’s the only bullet point of yours I disagree with.

* = women can be gay too
 
I know this has been posted ITT before so I can’t be the only one noticing but I love how dismissive PPP is whenever Warski brings the cats on stream and he starts baby-talking and doting on them. I could just be imagining shit or mind reading but it seems like PPP really does not like cats, or just Clapski’s cats. He’s more than willing to use them as another tool in his grifter toolbox to GET SOME FUCKIN SUBS LETS GO LETS GO SUB TRAIN CHOOOO CHOOOOOO CMON BISH ITS LIKE YOU DONT EVEN WANNA SEE ME DISLIKE THEM KITTIES, YOU BROKIE BISH
He may just not like pets much. Maybe related to his upbringing. In any case he seems to consider their wellbeing given his coverage of the pug being neglected.
 
I don't follow these guys much, outside of the Rekieta stuff so I have a couple of questions
1)Have they said anything else about the supposed Nick bombshell since they first mentioned it the other day?
2)Would people recommend the RTU stream for someone who knows basically nothing about him? I've only seen a few of his vids about some retro gaming stuff, and now he's apparently gone right off the fucking deep end and I'm kinda curious. I ask because I know they have a habit of getting some shit wrong, even when cribbing from elsewhere (I noticed it quite badly in the Mutahar stream)
 
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Another cancelled stream after building up tons of momentum, truly shocking. This definitely isn't the same rug pull they do every time, don't worry guys they're totally gonna get through the back log with streams Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. They promise.
 
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I don't follow these guys much, outside of the Rekieta stuff so I have a couple of questions
1)Have they said anything else about the supposed Nick bombshell since they first mentioned it the other day?
2)Would people recommend the RTU stream for someone who knows basically nothing about him? I've only seen a few of his vids about some retro gaming stuff, and now he's apparently gone right off the fucking deep end and I'm kinda curious. I ask because I know they have a habit of getting some shit wrong, even when cribbing from elsewhere (I noticed it quite badly in the Mutahar stream)
1) No, the only thing that we know of is that (allegedly) their source is going to drop the news (and they were trying to confirm said information), but nothing to indicate where they would drop it. "A couple of days from now" (meaning at its most literal, two days from Monday, AKA today) is when said news is supposed to drop. If nothing has dropped by Friday at the latest I'd say to move past it.
2) The Monday stream basically goes over everything important you need to know. There's probably a separate stream(s) I can't access atm that goes over more minor stuff but said Monday stream goes over anything noteworthy, including the hacking shit. Their Kino Casino clips has a video on the RTU stuff that just released yesterday that goes over that particular 2+ hour segment.
 
This has been on my mind for a few days now, but isn't it wild that we are probably going to see Riley literally die on camera?

I genuinely believe that Riley is either outright suicidal, or subconsciously suicidal, and that he wants to join the list of Dick Show Martyrs. For those who are unaware, there are several TDS fans that have already committed suicide. One was a thumbnail artist from Scotland who posted his note on Twitter, and more dramatically, a guy who offed himself in the Air BnB where the Las Vegas Road Rage Dickheads were staying. Not sure if I forgot anyone.

As you know, the US has very strong freedom of speech protections, but Riley has definitely committed two types of illegal speech: physical threats and terroristic threats. I remember Father of the Year and friend of The Casino Nick Rekieta actually explained this very eloquently on his show once. He said that in order for threatening speech to be illegal, the victim needs to have credible evidence that the threat will actually be carried out. The difference being something like your gun-toting neighbor saying he will shoot you in the head, versus Ethan Ralph saying the same thing from a shack in Mexico.

-Riley has stated that he intends to put his hands on Eric July
-Riley has stated that he intends to go up to Eric July in a convention center and shout that Eric has a gun

The first point is an obvious physical threat. Even if you go "ACK ACK ACK he said shave his arm hair it's an obvious joke," as Dax Herrera will undoubtedly be saying, Riley said he'd also "do whatever he wants to him." If you said that about Dax Herrera, he'd think it's a threat for sure. The second point, I consider terroristic, or at least some sort of serious danger to the public. There will be a stampede of people rushing to get away from the scene in a crowded place, and Eric is potentially going to get shot.

Riley has also amply proven that he will travel to wherever he needs to be to continue stalking Eric. So, there is no doubt that the threats are credible.

I think Eric's security will be informing the local police that there is a felony stalker threatening to come hurt people, and they will be told "do what you need to do." Then, Mint is going to finally get Riley the 15 minutes of fame he so craves by filming him getting magdumped.

In his mind, Riley thinks he will be remembered as the innocent guy who was just trying to prank Eric by giving away free comic books, and handing Eric $20. The reason why Riley's "pranks" have been relatively tame, compared to something like filming himself throwing shit at Eric, or hitting him, is because he wants to literally "earn his murder."

Yikes. *negative claps*

Reasons I think Riley is suicidal:

-He has such low charisma that he FAILED to GIVE AWAY free comic books AT AN EVENT FOR SAID COMIC BOOKS
-He obviously does not love Mint, or he wouldn't speak to her the way he did
-All he has in his life is piss porn, drugs, and stalking

for fun, lets look through the sektur to see who can replace warski as co-host, with strengths and weaknesses.
Good sir, I congratulate you on your fascinating and comprehensive encyclopedia of villains. I would have included the fact that Ethan Ralph is accused of mouth-raping a woman in Las Vegas when she was too drunk to consent, but I understand that you have had to be highly selective for the sake of brevity. In addition to my :informative:, I award you this puzzle piece: 🧩 (positive)

don't worry guys they're totally gonna get through the back log with streams Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. They promise.
You do not want burnt-out hosts, or hosts who have nothing else in their lives except their work, believe me!
 
Another cancelled stream after building up tons of momentum, truly shocking. This definitely isn't the same rug pull they do every time, don't worry guys they're totally gonna get through the back log with streams Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. They promise.
On a 24h bender of pure journalism to verify the April impregnated by Kayla with a sparkling pink balldo story. Be patient.
 
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The way Ashton replies to Andy whenever Andy shows off the cats or asks him “which one is your favorite? W-w-w-wh-which ones c-c-c-cuter?” Is the same way that an adult would reply to a kid with Down’s syndrome who asks the adult “which of my dinosaur toys is your favorite? Which ones the coolest?” And the adult just doesn’t give a shit but they don’t wanna hurt the downie’s feelings. I find it hilarious though, it shows PPP is willing to put aside his contempt for cats for the benefit of the show/his friend Clapski.
IMO, I don't think PPP hates cats, it feels to me more like he'a just sick of hearing about or seeing Andy's kittens, it's just boring to him now and Andy's obsession probably just feels a bit weird to him. From how Warski behaves with the cats, I imagine he ends up constantly sending PPP updates on his cats and annoying him lol
 
The way Ashton replies to Andy whenever Andy shows off the cats or asks him “which one is your favorite? W-w-w-wh-which ones c-c-c-cuter?” Is the same way that an adult would reply to a kid with Down’s syndrome who asks the adult “which of my dinosaur toys is your favorite? Which ones the coolest?” And the adult just doesn’t give a shit but they don’t wanna hurt the downie’s feelings. I find it hilarious though, it shows PPP is willing to put aside his contempt for cats for the benefit of the show/his friend Clapski.
I find it pretty funny in an oddly wholesome way. It's like when people are really proud of their kids and just want to talk about them. Like yeah I don't give a shit at all, but good for your kid that he's learning his fractions or whatever. I can empathize with the enthusiasm so you just sort of nod until they've gotten it out of their system because it means a lot to them.
 
I imagine he ends up constantly sending PPP updates on his cats and annoying him
"A-a-Ashton! You need to see this. This is INSANE!"

But instead of a video of ReviewTech shitting himself, like PPP hoped it would be, it's just a video of Andy's cat doing a backflip.

"Isn't this CRAZY?!"
 
Don't watch YellowFlash or any of that sphere at all but he was a decent third chair, but they should have pressed him more to say what he knew about Rekieta.

I'm all for shitting on masterson but all of this Eric July related content is boring as fuck.
It was boring, it was stale, and it appears only to be being covered because Eric July is promoting and/or donating to their show.

They played the 6 hour Rekieta meltdown stream over Eric July when Dax was on and for some reason their narrative was that Rekieta was a king for pressing Dax.

Eric July had to message them to correct them that that narrative was all wrong.

Nick had spent hours getting wasted and screaming about how Eric July was a lying racist idiot. Eric July had unintentionally inflicted a narc injury on Rekieta after Nick didn't understand why July was referring to Dax as Nick's "partner" the previous night. Dax came on and casually admitted that his goal was to go after Eric July's business, contradicting Nick's pro-Dax narrative. Nick was theatrically pressing Dax to pretend to be neutral.

It works by amplifying demand for the streams. Streaming at irregular times lowers the chance for shows to get stale and keeps viewers asking for more.
It's the opposite.

Inconsistent streaming schedule = inconsistent viewership.

This is especially true when you are streaming on a backwater. If you're streaming on sites like YouTube or Twitch, people might at least go to the homepage while logged in and see your stream.
 
Even if you go "ACK ACK ACK he said shave his arm hair it's an obvious joke," as Dax Herrera will undoubtedly be saying,
some of his fans are already saying that which is funny because in that unhinged threat, they tried to make it sound like riley calmly and smugly as a jester just said "ah eric goodsir i shall shave you bald thou hairy rapscallion swarthe!" but thats not what fucking happened. riley was screaming about imagined schizo happenings of eric threatening to murder him, and how hed force eric to kill him screaming "hey security eric has a gun hes trying to shoot me!" and then said hed further provoke eric into killing him by shaving him or holding him down or "whatever he wanted to do" to "earn that murder"

thats a clear threat that he wants eric to have his life ruined or potentially outright ended as hes mistaken for a violent assailant due to a suicidal crazed person telling authorities hes an attacker. this isnt a funny haha he made a light hearted threat to shave his arms. these pedophile fucks lie all the fucking time. riley could just shoot erics family dead and these fuckers would say he had a fireworks party or some shit
 
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