Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

It is his "exclusive" procedure as well. This ususally means untested and the fact he likes to sculpt what he takes out into designs really shows his ethics.

His paper on this technique only came out in december of 2023 so its even more untested then realized. And its not even a research paper its a poster he uses of a patient who did well and she weighed only about 240 pounds. Look at it only if you dare...scrambled eggs will make me puke when i next see them.

He is probably doing this because hes a sick fuck who wants to see what he can squeeze out of a 600 lb woman.
 

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Don't know which plastic surgeon Anna consulted with in California about her thighs' size, but the content in this post all comes from a Jamie Schwartz MD FACS in Beverly Hills who runs his practice out of his Total Lipedema Care clinic at 240 S. La Cienega Blvd
The office she went to matched Jamie Schwartz office. Other fatties recognized it and were singing his praises in her comments
 
He calls his procedure the SMILE (Softening, Mobilization, Liposuction, Extraction). If his technique alone wasn’t horrifying, the descriptions in the doc @GenociderSyo shared should raise huge red flags.

One, the two patients cited were 238 lbs and 220 lbs, so more than half of Anna’s size. Ms. 238 had 15 lbs of fat removal the first go-round and 8 lbs the second, however the surgeon notes “Three weeks following surgery, she was able to walk without the use of a walker”.

Anna has zero tolerance for any sort of discomfort and bed bounds herself on the regular whenever she has a “flare up”. If a woman more than half her size is rendered semi-immobile for weeks after surgery, just imagine that for Anna. She’s going to spend the entire time eating out of boredom and discomfort.

Second note is the doc is removing small amounts of fat at a time, as is usual with regular lipo— 15 lbs & 8 lbs and 5.5 lbs & 5.8 lbs between Ms. 238 and Ms. 220. According to Anna, all she has left is lipedemic fat, all 400 lbs of it. Squeezing out five to ten pounds at a time is going to be like shoveling out the ocean with a teaspoon. And that’s provided she doesn’t gain anything back (see above).

I mentioned infection a few posts above, but that has to be a significant risk for Anna as we see in the regular that she can barely clean and care for her body as is. And considering the state of her skin, her hormones and circulation, she’s really putting herself at risk just so some SoCal charlatan can pop up her fat like a pimple.
 
He calls his procedure the SMILE (Softening, Mobilization, Liposuction, Extraction). If his technique alone wasn’t horrifying, the descriptions in the doc @GenociderSyo shared should raise huge red flags.

One, the two patients cited were 238 lbs and 220 lbs, so more than half of Anna’s size. Ms. 238 had 15 lbs of fat removal the first go-round and 8 lbs the second, however the surgeon notes “Three weeks following surgery, she was able to walk without the use of a walker”.

Anna has zero tolerance for any sort of discomfort and bed bounds herself on the regular whenever she has a “flare up”. If a woman more than half her size is rendered semi-immobile for weeks after surgery, just imagine that for Anna. She’s going to spend the entire time eating out of boredom and discomfort.

Second note is the doc is removing small amounts of fat at a time, as is usual with regular lipo— 15 lbs & 8 lbs and 5.5 lbs & 5.8 lbs between Ms. 238 and Ms. 220. According to Anna, all she has left is lipedemic fat, all 400 lbs of it. Squeezing out five to ten pounds at a time is going to be like shoveling out the ocean with a teaspoon. And that’s provided she doesn’t gain anything back (see above).

I mentioned infection a few posts above, but that has to be a significant risk for Anna as we see in the regular that she can barely clean and care for her body as is. And considering the state of her skin, her hormones and circulation, she’s really putting herself at risk just so some SoCal charlatan can pop up her fat like a pimple.
I believe he also did a tummy tuck and some kind of arm flap surgery so maybe she’s hoping to do that too. Still very ill advised, well insane!
 
Second note is the doc is removing small amounts of fat at a time, as is usual with regular lipo— 15 lbs & 8 lbs and 5.5 lbs & 5.8 lbs between Ms. 238 and Ms. 220. According to Anna, all she has left is lipedemic fat, all 400 lbs of it. Squeezing out five to ten pounds at a time is going to be like shoveling out the ocean with a teaspoon. And that’s provided she doesn’t gain anything back (see above).
Out of interest I did a quick search about how much can be removed at a time, and the general consensus is max 5L (around 4kg), but that the larger the BMI the more you can take without an increased risk of complications.

The complications relate to fluid shifts after fat removal, as well as the risk of fat embolism (when some emulsified fat gets into a blood vessel during the procedure). And of course the longer the procedure, the higher the risk for blood clots or complications related to anaesthesia.

The cynic in me wonders if this surgeon does the manual extraction to try to get around the recommend limit of 5L, as in he removes 5L via liposuction and then however many more manually that doesn't "count" towards the total.

Also, is she referencing Ozempic when she mentions the medication she was on but had to stop pre-operatively? (Anaesthetists like you to stop it at least a week before a procedure due to how it slows gastric emptying).
 
Oh good, we get to see Anna’s legs squeezed like toothpaste, and then they’ll be even weirder looking , and her belly will appear even fatter. Then she’ll have surgery on her belly which will leave that shaped uncanny valley and highlight her back boobs and upper body fat.

There is only so much they can squeeze out before she dies.

Like a troon, she’s just going to deform herself even more, and I’m here for it.

Bet it leads to an opiate addiction too. Exciting times, Kiwis. Exciting times.
And she'll still have that malformed potato head and webbed neck.
 
Did that doctor really say that most of his patients self diagnose their lipedema? So any deathfat can come in, claim to have a condition that affects 10% of the female population, and he just says sure, I'll pop it out like a zit? No treatments like compression wraps, massage, or gentle exercise, all things recommended for pain and swelling management.

Anna claims to be in pain a lot from her imaginary, self-diagnosed chronic illness, but yet we see her making tiktoks jumping up and down, playing DDR, hoisting twinks in the air, going on 5k's, and challenging hikes in Hawaii. There's videos of her proudly standing on boulders, proclaiming she is living joyfully and capable of doing anything a normal sized person can do. I have no doubt she's in pain constantly, but that's to be expected from being 600 pounds, not from pain associated with lipedema.

Anna was probably denied wls for being non-compliant or just a bad candidate, or won't lose the prerequisite weight, so she doctor shopped until she found some quack who wants social media fame, to squeeze her fat out like a tube of toothpaste.

The Starbucks group picture: Anna's drink is noticeably less full than everyone else's. She couldn't even wait for the group photo to be taken before chugging a 1/3 of it, where the other's are either completely full or have a sip or two missing.

She is is REALLY croaky and slurry sounding in that video "explaining" her condishuns. JFC, lay off the cigarettes and booze and maybe some of that inflammation will go away.
 
Considering the sloshing ocean of kinetic energy Anna calls her candy juice legs, lipo or manual extraction seems like it would make life more difficult and painful. Her skin has been stretched out to immense, flaccid proportions and the only thing keeping her going is the tautness of her fat bags plus her compression garments ("athletic" leggings). If doctor chub popper sucks and squeezes out any significant portion of her volume, she's going to have a collapsed sleeve of skin around whichever body part she attacks. I can only see this potentially going well on her neck or upper arms. She needs severe, full body skin removal if she loses any weight any way.

Considering gravity has already began to ravage her tri tiered outer thigh and knee gunt, without skin removal I imagine her legs going from this:

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To this:

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She's delusional if she thinks she's ever going to be close to normal. WHAT ELSE IS NEW.
 
I wonder what her dad thinks about this. Papa O'Brien is probably seeing life number 3 altered as a result of "the complications of obesity".
Thats what i think makes her the most cuntish. She lost her mother to obesity and her sister and saw her father go through that, but has no issue making her father go through it a 3rd time.
 
Thats what i think makes her the most cuntish. She lost her mother to obesity and her sister and saw her father go through that, but has no issue making her father go through it a 3rd time.
So much to unpack and speculate here. We have seen that her visits with dad and stepmom dwindle from a few times a year to once a year at most. The last time I thought her dad was really involved with her was when she bought the house. I think he was really trying to help and guide and I wonder if they had a falling out after she wasn't able to be a homeowner, even one with every financial advantage to not worry about the little (and big) things that stress homeowners.

It sounds like this surgery is something you NEED family for. If not family, then at least some friends that are willing to help you out for a while. Anna doesn't have any of that so is she going to go to some sort of in patient recovery facility? I cannot possibly imagine Anna slumming it with choco milk and microwaved tater tots and no access to any of her blinkies after surgery.

This is an insane plan, even for Anna.
 
So much to unpack and speculate here. We have seen that her visits with dad and stepmom dwindle from a few times a year to once a year at most. The last time I thought her dad was really involved with her was when she bought the house. I think he was really trying to help and guide and I wonder if they had a falling out after she wasn't able to be a homeowner, even one with every financial advantage to not worry about the little (and big) things that stress homeowners.

It sounds like this surgery is something you NEED family for. If not family, then at least some friends that are willing to help you out for a while. Anna doesn't have any of that so is she going to go to some sort of in patient recovery facility? I cannot possibly imagine Anna slumming it with choco milk and microwaved tater tots and no access to any of her blinkies after surgery.

This is an insane plan, even for Anna.
I really doubt she’s even thought that far ahead.

I dont think long term thinking or planning is her strong point. The lipedema narrative is giving her an excuse, and a new grift. And the false hope that there is a magic solution to her problems. Usually medical staff sit you down and talk yo you about the recovery and want to know what plan you have in place. When she actually realizes what the surgery entails she may back out and use some excuse about why she cant do it and it is so tragic she just has to live with her condition.
 
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