Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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EDIT: Already source the audio, but any rare Nick media is appreciated.

Cross-posting from the Main Rekieta thread:

As I work to expand the Rekieta OP with comprehensive arcs documenting Balldo in his formative years and more detail, I am having issues finding archives of his fist appearance on The Dick Show as a guest. It appears to be a Patreon exclusive video, but I figured that someone here might have some sort of local archive.

Is there any archive of The Dick Show Bonus Episode where Nick first called in? This one specifically. Audio-only is fine.

I REALLY do not want to pay for it, but the historical value to the expanded lore posts to the OP is fairly high.

Thank you Pirate Bay and the one person still seeding.
Timestamp for when he first appears is 27:26.

 

[daniel day]

He looks like that fat Drew McIntyre picture

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This guys face matches his head.

 

[Desktop User2]

Lmao.
It’s easier to get a point across by painting with a less broad brush. “Everyone” tends to comes off as overkill. Anyway, beware of the single Dorito style, it’s contagious, though endemic.
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Oh god, the eyes! He was coked up in this video.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Thank you Pirate Bay and the one person still seeding.
Timestamp for when he first appears is 27:26.

Many thanks!

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

Youre doing the thing Im talking about right now, you're doubling down on the exactly what I said you would do. All you guys do is moralize, and gossip all day like women. None of what you said is true, the "attention seeking" you're talking about is called a prank, a troll, having fun. You guys always sound really upset like you're never having any fun. What you don't like about him is that hes the anti-ppp hes the opposite of the moralizing fire and brimstone.

You don't have to make stuff up, just say he sucks. I think metokur sucks hard. His speech patterns are bizarre, hes always fake stuttering and repeating hinself. Hes always fake laughing about nothing. All he does is repeat kino casino and kf posts he saw word, theres not an original bone in his whole decaying body.

Edit: but if you think Jesse is the bicflame of da sektur i get it

Dont listen to everyone, the more you gargle your favourite e-daddy's dick, the quicker you can get threadbanned for being a retard and talking about shit no-one cares about.

 

[MeltyTW]

ive noticed a distinct lack of ACK ACK ACKing in my twitter feed post kino casino showing maddox just brutalizing dax. i wonder what that could be all about there?

 

[Guntkvd]

ive noticed a distinct lack of ACK ACK ACKing in my twitter feed post kino casino showing maddox just brutalizing dax. i wonder what that could be all about there?

The history sure rhymes. Podawful presents the simp texts and everyone ignores them until PPP picks them up. Now PPP does the same thing to Maddox's video. PPP is juju's worst nightmare. He can't outsmart or outjoke him, he can't even ruin his reputation. His bitch boy vito already tried it several times to both Warski and PPP.
I really hope Maddox goes on Kino Casino, this will be juju's public execution.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So, what is exactly a who's says cult cock taint sucking motherfucker?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

ive noticed a distinct lack of ACK ACK ACKing in my twitter feed post kino casino showing maddox just brutalizing dax. i wonder what that could be all about there?

Looks like he's trying to insert himself in the whole Dr Disrespect thing. People are mostly ignoring him, as they should.

 

[Lord Feaser]

The history sure rhymes. Podawful presents the simp texts and everyone ignores them until PPP picks them up. Now PPP does the same thing to Maddox's video. PPP is juju's worst nightmare. He can't outsmart or outjoke him, he can't even ruin his reputation. His bitch boy vito already tried it several times to both Warski and PPP.
I really hope Maddox goes on Kino Casino, this will be juju's public execution.

IT! DOESN'T! FUCKING! MATTER!

 

[genericwhitemale]

I was for whatever reason trying to read up on Opie & Anthony lore and at the cursory clance, Dax reminds me of Cumia. They're both trying to make their former co-hosts regular lolcows for their shows while also being pathetic themselves. Also they're both gay.

 

[MeltyTW]

You know wasnt one of dax's main points was that maddox was cancelling people over slurs? turns out dax was the one trying to target maddox for not cancelling someone from slurs. absolutely nothing about the fairy tale prom king version dax spewed was true. the only thing that might be true is maddox might have turned more unduly to disliking or speaking out against more edgy comedy. i dont really blame him after dickheads doxed his gf for a rape and kill list, imma be honest id probably step away too.

and it worked. the lies just worked

 

[Lord Feaser]

Looks like he's trying to insert himself in the whole Dr Disrespect thing. People are mostly ignoring him, as they should.

Personally I just think he's trying to get ahead of the curve in his next bout, Diddler vs Diddler. "See guys? I'm not the diddler, he is! ACK ACK ACK!"

This won't get the heat off you, Dax.

 

[Gorton Colu]

and it worked. the lies just worked

Only because Maddox decided to stay publicly silent and try and wage a shadow war. Strategic blunder.

He also pissed off alot of people by roping in Asterios into his poorly implemented lawuit.

 

[Harm]

Is there any reason newcomers to the Dax lore should give a shit about about Asterios?

Not gonna lie, I kinda don't care whatsoever that he was collateral damage unless I'm really missing something.

 

[KateHikes14]

If you don't care about innocent parties being ruined why would you care about any of this?

 

[Harm]

If you don't care about innocent parties being ruined why would you care about any of this?

Sure, but Maddox has receipts showing that Asterios gave instructions on how to make multiple fake accounts to spam his podcast with negative reviews. It feels like people are gaslighting me that he's innocent in all this.

Play stupid games, ruin your fucking life.

 

[KateHikes14]

If any of his bullshit was remotely credible it would have been in the lawsuit instead of the monument to asshurt it was

 

[Bepis]

Is there any reason newcomers to the Dax lore should give a shit about about Asterios?

Not gonna lie, I kinda don't care whatsoever that he was collateral damage unless I'm really missing something.

He's really just a good cautionary tale for what happens when you hang around Juju too long. You get caught up in his gay drama (or start participating in it) and then when it comes time to act on all the promises of having your back you're on your own.

 

[Harm]

If any of his bullshit was remotely credible it would have been in the lawsuit instead of the monument to asshurt it was

That doesn't seem very compelling or cogent reasoning, especially when I can see the receipt in the video. No offense. I still like you as a poster even if I don't agree with you on this one.

He's really just a good cautionary tale for what happens when you hang around Juju too long.

Fair; he doesn't seem particularly evil for a Juju orbiter, but I also don't value his lived experience.

At least it's clear why Maddox went after him, whereas there's no clear reason why they all hate Eric July.