Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

Do pictures of April's feet even exist? I'd think Fapcop would have sniffed them out by now.

@Fapcop save her king.

 

[Sharpeteer]

@Fapcop save her king.

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I just had to ask.

In that first picture, the gentleman with the blue shirt on, that's mostly the same color as Fapcop's uniform.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

What’s even the point of being here if I can’t make every thread about circumcision?!

Shepherd from the silent Hill wiki???!! Is it you????!!!

 

[Karen Horney]

I was looking through some old highlights and pinpointed the exact post that sparked his precipitous weight loss and cocaine abuse:

Spoiler

 

[AltisticRight]

@Fapcop save her king.

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>would

 

[LiquidKid]

Sargon easily, Nick has had way too many ‘conciliatory’ moments.

The real question is who can snort the most coke between them.

The “I’ll be discussion pan European politics, I’ll be wearing a suit, Jim probably doesn’t even own a suit” post will forever be the most smug thing in internet history, made even better how how ill-fitting and awful his suit ended up being

Barnes was the one going off the rails saying the cops violated like every constitutional right.

To which mindset agreed with every single take and claimed it was the only good video in any of it,
Yes, he said he was put off by Nick, but at the same time he fully supported every one of Barnes’s terrible claims and said if you didn’t, you had IQ problems.
He also gave a direct challenge to Josh to “prove that the 4th amendment wasn’t violated”

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I couldn't think of a Tomb Raider parody but now I can think of Coom Raider, although that's more a of a Nick Fuente's parody.

Edit: Penetrated Man: The thousand year balldo / Swinger Sex

Goon Raider?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Start by making good names for the parody then. Here's a few I thought of randomly

Chomo Triggered
Chomo Cross : Radical Sniffers.

The only defense he offered was "the documents aren't out yet so we don't know".

Yeah no, he went a bit further than that, challenging the forum about the idiotic fourth amendment defense and acting like a smug spastic, something that he should have learned not to do after back in '22 he issued a challenge by claiming he was undoxable and days later getting hit with one of the most thorough dox jobs in this site, so thorough in fact that his acting like a smug shitstain is what likely caused the doxer to even dig about his credit card debt and his dodging of said debt by running to Asia.

Or, to put it in Nick's words: he said it in a faggy way, so fuck him.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

As you can see by my scientific analysis, April is exactly

• 50% legs
• 25% torso
• 25% neck and head

This begs the question, how does she have enough room in her torso to store all the jizzum and blow?

Unfortunately the answer to this question is outside the scope of this study. I leave it to better scholars than myself to determine likely causes.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Wonder where Balldo is at....He must be hiding out waiting on the other shoe to drop.

He thinks he is

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But Balldo is more like this

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Amazing he didn't absorb the lesson that it's the same picture.

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As you can see by my scientific analysis, April is exactly

• 50% legs
• 25% torso
• 25% neck and head

This begs the question, how does she have enough room in her torso to store all the jizzum and blow?

Unfortunately the answer to this question is outside the scope of this study. I leave it to better scholars than myself to determine likely causes.

She's having balldo sex. There is none of the first thing.

And coke is flaky enough to absorb into membranes, so no problem there.

Solved.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Chomo Triggered
Chomo Cross : Radical Sniffers.

BALDOS wonderland?
Booze Raider 3 the final cuntining
Master Bater : Blasting again
Baldo's Last stand ( homebrew atari title)
Baldo Writes: The case of the Lawyer who was not right in the head..

 

[ChromaQuack]

how does she have enough room in her torso to store all the jizzum and blow?

There's plenty of free real estate in her skull.

 

[RotPockets]

@Fapcop save her king.

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More like Gaperil. Gross, she has always had Nick’s hairline.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It might be more than four. I don't think it was ever said for certain whether these were Cy[THE DEMON] or the other hoe.



I do think it's funny that this new May 2024 account speaks the exact same way as the og one, even down to using the same phrases. The worst OPSEC of all time.

Is this what being musty feels like?

My current theory is that the accounts in use and temperament are lineed to change in either prescription medication dosage/availability or the local wine shop selection.

I hope you at least bothered to setup a VPN for this sock so that you can have some pretense that you're not Cynthia. Please answer me one thing first before you get banned again... is @daffodils a @Geared Chris sock?

I hope not. The @daffodils summaries are kino and appreciated.

@Geared Chris was good for a while until the BPD demons won and took over.

He's probably hiding out in a private chat with the morons who still believe his bs and will coddle him.

Well, it is not his LOCALS. It had to be degeneracy of some sort. Nick obviously doesn't care about his audience or streaming career and hasn't in a long time.

Has anyone backed up LegalMinset’s “Rekieta’s Best Defense” stream?
I just rewatched all of it and it’s even worse than I remembered. Guy is straight up crayon munching levels of smooth brained with his takes while he sucks Barnes off as “the only person in all of Lawtube giving good coverage” and how anyone who doesn’t understand why the gun charge is against the second amendment is “low IQ” and should “watch more red meat drama channels.”
I don’t think a single person in the baldo defense squad has backtracked harder and faster than Legal Mindset and I honestly believe that clips of his Rekieta defense are so embarrassing at this point that they should be hung over his head forever.
I just don’t know how to download the entire 4 hour stream without screen recording it

I use free YT Downloader sites and save in 720p. I have done multiple hour streams and never run into an issue.

I've got a 600MB version of it locally, just need to figure out where to upload.

(anyone have a recommendation)?

I use free burner mediafire accounts linked to burner e-mails. 10 Gb per free account.

I’m gonna push back.
We had both the arrest report and the leaked document with information about the pastor. We also had months of streams of evidence to show obvious drug use, the very same info that was later proven to be used in the warrant affidavit.

I agree. He pays attention to the Farms. He should know better. Wither he is talking our his arse or just lazy in keeping up with what goes on here.

His 'challenge' and then 'congratulations' to the Farms for meeting it was the most cringe faggot thing I have seen him do recently. Suddenly admitting we were right after almost a whole year is not virtue.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Yeah no, he went a bit further than that, challenging the forum about the idiotic fourth amendment defense

As if any of us give a shit about that stupid bullshit. We come here to laugh at the cow. Not write legal dissertations.

Speaking of. Nicholas has been awfully quiet. He said he was going to get back to streaming then malded a couple streams and fucked off. I hope he didn't go into thruple annihilation mode.

If Nick was smart, he would put cameras in every room of his house and charge people to be able to watch them. It would be like Fishtank complete with the TTS and chat. Crack House Tank. A house full of volatile drug addicts would be very entertaining. Just think of how much fun it would be to rile Nick up with the TTSes until he punches himself unconscious.

 

[anionfarflung]

Has this been shared here before? I want to say I have seen it, and it is world-readable on Facebook if you have an account and want to click to it.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu took forever to find it. Is this the one you meant? It's the one I was thinking of.

EDIT: I think Scott Irwin's comment is true and hilarious.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Has this been shared here before? I want to say I have seen it, and it is world-readable on Facebook if you have an account and want to click to it.
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@Himedall All-seeing Waifu took forever to find it. Is this the one you meant? It's the one I was thinking of.

EDIT: I think Scott Irwin's comment is true and hilarious.

Niggerlover Rekieta - Awwwwsheeeeetsplaining the Interwebs

 

[lota]

God help me where is the fucking bodycam footage. I havent seen shitshow delay in slo mo this bad since, well the past eight years

 

[ChromaQuack]

As if any of us give a shit about that stupid bullshit. We come here to laugh at the cow. Not write legal dissertations.

This is true, however what makes it even more pathetic in the case of Andrew D'adesky, chronic credit card debt dodger, ladyboy enjoyer and sexpat 'lawyer' influencer, is that while being retards that just come to laugh at cows there were also plenty of users who made their point about Barnes schizophrenic defense being utter horseshit.

So not only was his challenge idiotic on its own, it was debunked by a bunch of spastic retards before Andrew D'adesky (lover of sex trafficked asian trans women) had even uttered it.

Then again you can't expect much from the owner and operator of 'Go East Gentlemen' a website where Andrew 'Bussy Pirate' D'adesky offers consultation for aspiring degenerate sexpats like himself.

God help me where is the fucking bodycam footage. I havent seen shitshow delay in slo mo this bad since, well the past eight years

Every time you post asking about the bodycam footage it is delayed by a week.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

God help me where is the fucking bodycam footage. I havent seen shitshow delay in slo mo this bad since, well the past eight years

Posting this really made it come out faster. Thank you for your service.