Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Lando Griffin]

Greg’s first wife divorced him because he kept spending thousands on Star Wars toys instead of using some of that money to pay bills. It put a massive strain on the relationship. Most guys that have hobbies like that at least know how to budget, but Greg does not. I’d be curious to see if he’s made better spending decisions compared to his past.

From what I seen, nope.

 

[Brynhildr]

That methhead that crushed her boyfriends head with the ATM in breaking bad is a better parent than ralph

Ralph isn't a parent; he's a sperm donor who chucks his muck up into any mentally ill woman who is too exceptional or intoxicated, to run screaming at the sight of his bifurcated gunt.​

 

[fineiamusingarealemail]

Because that worked well for Jim.

who's Jim?

Unfortunately it all boils down to just how obscure you can make your information and hope someone doesn't start digging through.

 

[Brynhildr]

Some stronk traditional value Chad will scoop up shoe and keep her perpetually barefoot and pregnant. As god intended.

Another farmer's harvest comes to fruition.

 

[Waff]

In other related news it seems as if June lost a bet to Mr.Obivous...an old youtuber famous for predicting the pandemic and now owes him a pair of feet pictures. June now claims that they "were different days" however we all know a deals a deal...isnt that right fatrick?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

In other related news it seems as if June lost a bet to Mr.Obivous...an old youtuber famous for predicting the pandemic and now owes him a pair of feet pictures. June now claims that they "were different days" however we all know a deals a deal...isnt that right fatrick?

this is probably one of the most pathetic things i've read all week. there are hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of pictures of feet on the internet, you can't just find one to jerk off to???

 

[Bassomatic]

In other related news it seems as if June lost a bet to Mr.Obivous...an old youtuber famous for predicting the pandemic and now owes him a pair of feet pictures. June now claims that they "were different days" however we all know a deals a deal...isnt that right fatrick?

Not sure what's more embarrassing, making a deal where you know a risk of someone will jerk off to your feet or being salty and crying about in public not having a girl send you feet pics.
Don't ask the hair eating retard to ruin her trad mom grift.

 

[Lithuophile]

there are hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of pictures of feet on the internet, you can't just find one to jerk off to???

He's just trying to sound cool and epically own shoe without realizing how disgusting he sounds

Spoiler

if a girl likes to tear her hair out for fun, her feet are probably bald, so there's that.

 

[WonderWino]

He's just trying to sound cool and epically own shoe without realizing how disgusting he sounds

Spoiler

if a girl likes to tear her hair out for fun, her feet are probably bald, so there's that.

I don't know. Given how repulsive twitter grifters tend to be I can see shoes head being as bald as a deltan but having hideous feet as hairy and coarse as an elderly halfling

 

[Would]

5. BTFOd vaush and commie leftoids by having an actually white baby.

Guineas aren't white. You're right about the rest though.

 

[Molly Millions]

I don't know. Given how repulsive twitter grifters tend to be I can see shoes head being as bald as a deltan but having hideous feet as hairy and coarse as an elderly halfling

5 stars on Wikifeet

 

[PompCatkin]

Having lived through The Fappening her nude collection is nothing I hadn't seen before but jesus, the context regarding what type of person she is makes the leaks all the more supremely cringe. way to fucking go. you can be a lot of things but you lose a certain amount of credibility when you get outed for being an e-slag whose nudes are all over the goddamn place

 

[Berrakh]

Shoe marrying is only surprising if you’ve convinced yourself that human males are naturally priggish, don’t like sexual women, and won’t forgive them for following their youthful instincts. All the evidence is to the contrary of that, and the only people who say otherwise only exist online.

 

[PompCatkin]

Shoe marrying is only surprising if you’ve convinced yourself that human males are naturally priggish, don’t like sexual women, and won’t forgive them for following their youthful instincts. All the evidence is to the contrary of that, and the only people who say otherwise only exist online.

I sincerely cannot imagine simping over shoe at any point in time, at least during her youtube's peak. She has gamergate appeal but as a chick? Geez, she has rat phenotype and zero personality whatsoever. Even kardashi and emrata types are more appealing than her because at least they have fucking lives. There is nothing skankier than being intent on proving you're not a skank. We know who your target audience is and it's not church so at least hide your cheap wigs while posing in your birthday suit, bitch.

 

[lostpwgoesbrrrr]

This CUNT is still alive? lmao

Like Serena Williams, I was skeptical and I thought June faked the pregnancy by putting a fake bump, because y'know, she's nearing 35.

Maybe it's just me but women getting pregnant after 25 isn't a flex nor it deserving of praise/congratulations.

Geriatric pregnancy = child abuse imo

Also, she's still a COMMUNIST BITCH.

 

[Berrakh]

I sincerely cannot imagine simping over shoe at any point in time, at least during her youtube's peak. She has gamergate appeal but as a chick? Geez, she has rat phenotype and zero personality whatsoever. Even kardashi and emrata types are more appealing than her because at least they have fucking lives. There is nothing skankier than being intent on proving you're not a skank. We know who your target audience is and it's not church so at least hide your cheap wigs while posing in your birthday suit, bitch.

If you’re saying she’s mid and annoying I agree. But if that’s good enough to get millions of views it’s good enough to get one man.

 

[PompCatkin]

If you’re saying she’s mid and annoying I agree. But if that’s good enough to get millions of views it’s good enough to get one man.

Nah she's aight but her... ahem, internet baggage make her deeply repulsive to me. I'd smash given the opportunity but I wouldn't introduce her to anyone I know let alone wife her up and have a mini demon with her. that's s-tier cringe and this is coming from someone who ain't picky. whatever you believe in, it's beta behavior to claim her cuz if you're gonna marry an unhinged skank she should at least be a ten to make the public humiliation and constant IQ melting tardation worth something but this e-streetwalker is a mousy small town 6 at best with a cancerous lore. None of the dudes vying for her hand in marriage are well-adjusted nor respectable people irl and honestly she and her soyboy orbiters deserve each other.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

Since I haven't seen anyone do a detailed breakdown of the numbers.

Engagement Pictures: 13Sep2023
Wedding Pictures: 27Oct2023
Birth rumored: 16Apr2024
Baby Pictures: 01Jun2024

Human gestation takes a median of ~265 days, though canonically is 280 days.
265 days before the rumored birthday is 26Jul2023.

Kinda looks like June waited a couple missed periods before telling him.

 

[Lidl Drip]

That Mr Beast tranny is currently getting heat for his association with Shadman and reddit is going after every creator who has been known to publicly interact with him, queen pick-me herself is apparently one of these people.



I doubt she will face any serious backlash, but I'm not surprised she simped for a degenerate pedophile moid.

 

[lostpwgoesbrrrr]

I doubt she will face any serious backlash,

Honestly she absolutely should but she won't. She's somehow untouchable, nothing sticks, like a teflon frying pan.

Teflon June.

Attack balenciaga, attack cuties, attack female teachers who have sex with their male students only to end up getting outed years later by Keemstar and reddit for being friendly to a pedo and replying to a pedo and having a kid a couple months back all in the same year

Internet is forever.