Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

  • < 1WK

    Votes: 315 21.0%
  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 438 29.2%
  • < 6WK

    Votes: 217 14.4%
  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 532 35.4%

  • Total voters
    1,502

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weed bowl is totally broken, but Bossman provides a "solution"
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it is some type of dry pipe that he is using as his bowl/cone piece :lossmanjack:
it is comically long, and the torch even makes an appearance
edit: i THINK its some type of pipe you can slot into hand-made plastic bongs
when life gives you shit, you gotta make due man.
 
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It's the tried and true socket and pen tube.
Yup, metal sockets and pipes are the stoner's best fren when the glass gets broke
Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown
Like most retarded addicts, at an instinctual level Bossman knows he's trying to fill a void with crack (and gamba) that he created with crack (and gamba) that can't be filled with crack (and gamba). But he's retarded so his reaction is to blame other people and do more crack (and gamba)
 
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THE HOLY GAMBA TRINITY

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I did an analysis on that "thud" sound in the hallway. It would appear it was the last bit of pride and self respect finally leaving his body and hitting the floor.
Austin is a looooong loooooooooooong away from losing his wigger pride and self respect. His comfy living ensures it.
The only way I would entertain the idea of BMJ losing his dignity is if he replaces sucking on rats' moms' titties with sucking derrick off in exchange for crack.
 
Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown
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Wow. What a contradiction in 60 seconds. From there is "absolutely nothing wrong with me, it's everyone else" to "There is something seriously wrong with me and I'm not long for this world". That head of his has neural pathways firing in the most random ways, he can't think straight.

Now, a bit of crack (just a straightener) could set him right for a few minutes to figure this all out.
 
Austin is a looooong loooooooooooong away from losing his wigger pride and self respect. His comfy living ensures it.
The only way I would entertain the idea of BMJ losing his dignity is if he replaces sucking on rats' moms' titties with sucking derrick off in exchange for crack.
Bossman has no frens. He has Derrick, an acquaintance who sells him crack. If Bossman stopped buying crack he would never see or hear from Derrick again. He allegedly knows other people who he can get (buy) drugs from. These people are not frens either. Bossman's relationship with his parents is trashed. All Bossman has is juicers and rats in stream chat and Discord. He rightly realizes these people are not frens, and the ones who want to be are weirdo losers. He doesn't get any pussy, MILF or not

In troof Bossman is very socially isolated and no doubt feels extremely alone almost all the time, which feeds into his crack-fuelled paranoia. His wigger pride and self respect is long gone. That's why he breaks down at least 3 times a week on camera lmao
 
Bossman has no frens. He has Derrick, an acquaintance who sells him crack. If Bossman stopped buying crack he would never see or hear from Derrick again. He allegedly knows other people who he can get (buy) drugs from. These people are not frens either. Bossman's relationship with his parents is trashed. All Bossman has is juicers and rats in stream chat and Discord. He rightly realizes these people are not frens, and the ones who want to be are weirdo losers. He doesn't get any pussy, MILF or not

In troof Bossman is very socially isolated and no doubt feels extremely alone almost all the time, which feeds into his crack-fuelled paranoia. His wigger pride and self respect is long gone. That's why he breaks down at least 3 times a week on camera lmao
He also destroys any online relationships due to paranoia and ego. He'll sweep people for the smallest slights and burn bridges with every person he has contact with.
 
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He also destroys any online relationships due to her paranoia and ego. He'll sweep people for the smallest slights and burn bridges with every person he has contact with.
Not even slights, literally interacting with him at all besides directly handing him money is a gamble in itself.

If you compliment him too much he thinks you're 'tryna make him feel some kinda way' or he reads it a minute later after losing $5000 and thinks you're 'kicking him while he's down'
 
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