Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobes does believe in aliens. He even claims to have seen a UFO. He also believes in bigfoot. Clandestine government operations probably bore the boy but tell him there's a big monkey man walking around out there and he's on board "Hehe yeeesth, dood I'd smoke a joint with Bigfoot"
 
UFO. He also believes in bigfoot. Clandestine government operations probably bore the boy but tell him there's a big monkey man walking around out there and he's on board
"Listen dood I was out in the parking lot looking for cigarette butts when bigfoot came up to me and offered me a bowl of cheesy ramen dankness, we talked about that bill gates sicko and the glowies for hours. Homeboy bigfoot is awesome dood he just gets a little handsy sometimes when he thinks about peter caine."
 
I hope he believes in dank sea serpents and lake monsters and shit
Cobes is incredibly gullible. He believes his pig pheromone soap makes women horny. He had a whole kitchen counter full of 4am infomercial boner/T/hair pills because he believes every word of commercials. He believes a ghost drank his 4 locos and that Ghost Adventures is a documentary. If there's a television show about it, he believes it.

(see also: swiftbux)
 
Cobes is incredibly gullible. He believes his pig pheromone soap makes women horny. He had a whole kitchen counter full of 4am infomercial boner/T/hair pills because he believes every word of commercials. He believes a ghost drank his 4 locos and that Ghost Adventures is a documentary. If there's a television show about it, he believes it.

(see also: swiftbux)
I noticed people seem to think he's more intelligent and not at all as gullible than other lolcows because he doesn't fall for catfish troles or trole schemes anymore.
Buuuut... He is incredibly gullible imo, he will believe anything that isn't obviously coming from troles and doesn't challenge his current delusions, he's susceptible to internet advertisements especially,
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Cobes is incredibly gullible. He believes his pig pheromone soap makes women horny. He had a whole kitchen counter full of 4am infomercial boner/T/hair pills because he believes every word of commercials. He believes a ghost drank his 4 locos and that Ghost Adventures is a documentary. If there's a television show about it, he believes it.

(see also: swiftbux)
If he wanted to try finasteride, the real deal, he’d have to get a prescription for it, and he’s too lazy to do that. His diet sucks though, and what hair he can grow likely isn’t any good, as he’s likely lacking certain vitamins. Even in a world where he could get all the prescriptions for hair regrowth, his overall lifestyle and diet would hinder positive effects from said medication. He reminds me of deathfats that buy into all this overpriced skincare, but don’t bother with cleaning up the diet to make lasting changes.
 
As I watch his latest video my friend and I surmise that he doesn't eat anything he cooks for at least 12+ hours, is that so it goes ice cold, turns mostly to mush so that he doesn't get intense pain in his teeth from every mouthful?

Or is there a more obvious reason I'm not seeing. He often mentions multiple time in every 12 to 48+ hour food eating delay "This would be better fresh / warm" and it's just odd.
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I think part of it might have to do with his teeth. I also think due to his poor diet, poor physical health, and alcohol and drug abuse, he may not be hungry or may feel terrible most of the time. He just may be unable to eat at many points during the day. He even waits for pizza from little caesars to cool down before eating it so it doesn't seem limited to his own terrible food hacks.
 
yeah, he use to buy shit from pawn shops before. like shit he could have got at walmart for cheaper.
Yeah, he used to talk about different guitars, and shit he saw at the pawn shop all the time. I think he used to go just to window shop.

He's definitely familiar with the pawn shop, though. Iirc he pawned the shamrock pistol (mutual decision with Clint). Plus, there was another pistol that he claimed to have never shown off before that was pawned. He also said he once stood in line to pawn his beach cruiser, but couldn't go through with it. And I believe the "money loaning place" from the pizza loan (Mister Money) is/was part of a pawn shop.

Also, during the Ellen saga he claimed that he helped a female friend get their guitar out of pawn so that she could jam with her boyfriend. I think he just gave her $100, and didn't actually go to the pawn shop though.
 
Are you now, or have you ever, accociated with, or belonged to, any groups accociated with, or representing, sicko shit? Are you willing to testify before this Bognate hearing? (Boglim McCarthy era is twu when it targets sickos) RIP HB Scotty, Happy B Day Cobes.
"My fucking communist troles have infiltrated the federal govt, toobz. TMDNWTFIU. Circle of protection on our economy"
 
Are you now, or have you ever, accociated with, or belonged to, any groups accociated with, or representing, sicko shit? Are you willing to testify before this Bognate hearing? (Boglim McCarthy era is twu when it targets sickos) RIP HB Scotty, Happy B Day Cobes.
"The Subreddit is infested with sicko troles. I have here in my hand a list of 205 — a list of names that were made known to the moderators as being members of gayop Discords and who nevertheless are still alogging and shitposting in the Subreddit.”

I think McCarthy died from too many drink combos as well.
 
"The Subreddit is infested with sicko troles. I have here in my hand a list of 205 — a list of names that were made known to the moderators as being members of gayop Discords and who nevertheless are still alogging and shitposting in the Subreddit.”

I think McCarthy died from too many drink combos as well.
“Your honor, I’d like you to take a look at the bottom of this list. That’s correct, those are the names of the moderators.“
 
Learning stories from our Wiki I had never heard about before https://kingcobrawiki.org/sagas:the_job_corps_saga
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Haven't been to the wiki, but I remember that story, it's in my bookmark folder of stories I want to make a video for;

ETA: This is peak Josh IMO. This is golden age Cobra for me. He's not too slowed down and retarded yet, he's not flush with paypigs so he still ventures outside and hallucinates encounters with normal people and he tells lots of stories. During this time he tells so many hilarious tales, some real, some completely imaginary, some a mix of both, but it's top tier cobra content. The best of the best.
 
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Haven't been to the wiki, but I remember that story, it's in my bookmark folder of stories I want to make a video for;

ETA: This is peak Josh IMO. This is golden age Cobra for me. He's not too slowed down and retarded yet, he's not flush with paypigs so he still ventures outside and hallucinates encounters with normal people and he tells lots of stories. During this time he tells so many hilarious tales, some real, some completely imaginary, some a mix of both, but it's top tier cobra content. The best of the best.
Seeing him like this is what makes it sad seeing what he has become he was almost normal and now he fully boglimfied
 
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