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She is such a horrible person it's as if God himself sabotaged her from ever having kids.
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Cherry Pie
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Thank fuck she aborted the beetus fetus she had with Peetz (if that actually happened). Can you imagine the horror of a being with both of their genes?
Colin Robertson
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Is this Kate Winslet casting her vote?
My vote goes to Evie. She's not even duckfacing anymore.
My vote goes to Evie. She's not even duckfacing anymore.
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Can we add Hungry Fat Chick yet? She doesn't have a thread because thus far she has been considered "too sweet." almost like a wounded bird, and I have been on that train. But she has been lashing out a bit lately, and after an initially promising, yet failed, weight loss attempt (a lot of which is because she needs those mukbang bux), she has pretty much admitted that she's eating her way to the end.
Cherry Pie
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Wow, that's...actually kind of sad. Oh well. Rip.
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She’s already there, along with J Aprileo, Evie, and lump legs Jordan. It’s called “Other”
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J or Anna.
J becasue of the stress of the surgery and the chances of clots etc travelling there and back
Anna due to the ‘running’ which must be putting a massive strain on her CV system
Maybe Evie too
J becasue of the stress of the surgery and the chances of clots etc travelling there and back
Anna due to the ‘running’ which must be putting a massive strain on her CV system
Maybe Evie too
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J's never going to get her surgery. She couldn't find her arse with both hands even if she was thin enough to reach it. No way can she rub her two brain cells together long enough to book a flight, find a hotel, and get to the surgeon on time. My personal favourite is still Sara (she's such a good candidate for just not waking up one morning) but Evie has to be next.
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We’ll I guess we’ll see come October when her top surgery is scheduled. I picked J right after LBJ died, due to both her size, her immobility, and her testosterone therapy. I’m not changing either way. The woman managed to find a surgeon, get herself approved for surgery, and raise the funds she needs. That would suggest to me that she’s invested enough to actually want the surgery and go through with it, unless the surgeon or anaesthetist back away.
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What difference would top surgery make to J? Her current boobs will eventually become moobs. 
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Maybe she’ll end up looking like this.What difference would top surgery make to J? Her current boobs will eventually become moobs.
Not sure if this is the correct thread, I assume it is. If a lolcow or deathfat dies what happens to the thread? I've lurked for a while but made a new account but have only really followed living deathfats such as Amber and Chantal.. and well with how impulsive Chantal is you never know, especially with her "mysterious" break.
reinhold
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I'm going to go with "nothing much." Which is to say, it doesn't get shut down or immediately archived or anything; if anything, they get busier in the short term. When LifeByJen died, what, not quite two years ago? Nothing really happened to her thread. It's still right here, albeit marked inactive. It even got a little renewed action a while back when Mr. Snowflake dropped a few videos.
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When a lolcow dies, their thread is moved to Lolcows of History.
Dinosours
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I feel like chantal is going to drop dead suddenly, it won't be drawn out. It was noticed that her fingernails are clubbing pretty intensely now, the waiting game begins.
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Voted Chinny, since pairing substance abuse with moving to a new country rarely results in immortality.
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I changed mine from "Other" (Juliana Aprileo) to Chantal, because I think Lord Beetus is going to get our Cockroach Queen under his heel before long. She has uncontrolled type 2 diabetes, lives as a shut-in in a foreign country, has no insurance, and can't afford hospitalization or any substantial treatment. She currently claims to have a UTI and kidney infection, describes symptoms consistent with DKA, had a recent bout of cellulitis (which may or may not be resolved by now), and even if she goes home to Canada for health care, she has no primary physician, and the system is in crisis so waitlists for anything more than shoring her up in the ER are months or years long.
It's amazing she's lived this long, but her luck has got to run out eventually, and her decline over the last 18 months has been pretty shocking.
I might have picked Evie, but she has access to medical care, and family who can help and advocate for her in a crisis. Also, if she can get onto supplemental oxygen, she could fat along for several more years before going off to the Golden Corral in the sky. There's a little bit of hope for her; there is none for Chantal. So Chantal it is.
It's amazing she's lived this long, but her luck has got to run out eventually, and her decline over the last 18 months has been pretty shocking.
I might have picked Evie, but she has access to medical care, and family who can help and advocate for her in a crisis. Also, if she can get onto supplemental oxygen, she could fat along for several more years before going off to the Golden Corral in the sky. There's a little bit of hope for her; there is none for Chantal. So Chantal it is.
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Waiting for Evie to die already.
If it is even possible Evie sounds even MORE at death's door.
- She does not have money for her rent this month and states that its because they won't give her welfare money unless she has kids and that's her only thought on how to make money.
- She wants a cuddler to cuddle her at night. Not in a relationship way.
- If you want to be Evie's cuddler she says to contact her.
- She does not drive because the seat has to be so far back for her girth that her feet cannot reach the pedals.
- Her wheelchair is too large to fit through the door ways.
- The shower is "not accessible" for her.
- She does not go into or use the kitchen.
- Oh but wait she does not eat out she does use the kitchen.
- She just can't walk around the kitchen or use it without a chair.
- She will totally get that chair soon guys she defnitely uses the kitchen don't say she doesn't!
- Positivies of being single
- She can do what she wants.
- She doesn't have to share.
- She wants to set up a play area so she can have her brothers 4 year old over more.
- Admits she did not have the money or means to take care of her last dog.
- She has stopped taking her diabetes medication (Trulicity) stating that it magically does not exist in her new state.
- She admits her numbers are insanely high.
- She never set up healthcare and just started looking even though she has a known heart disorder.
- She still speaks to Jeremy when she finds something she thinks he needs to do for her or send her.
- She complains that he is "detaching" from her and not giving her the attention she wants.
- She loves her brother and his kids and his wife now. They are her new leech buddies she will manipulate.
- She states her parents forced them to not have a relationship.
- She admits to already having the sister in law do things for her that "you're not supposed to ask of your sister in law."
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