Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[JelloJerk]

WON'T SAY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A SLUR LOL

I think they actually stole this joke from the Cold Ones Lazarbeam episode. They probably told it funnier too. Can't find the timestamp rn but it's here somewhere.

Ian says his reaction would be that they're being passive aggressive and manipulative to get someone else to throw it away. Dane says he thinks it was innocent and just funny that someone saved a few M&Ms for later.

Mental illness.

15:15 - Ian admits for a long time he has thought basically anything that annoys him is a sleight against him and it caused him to argue with Anisa a lot over dumb shit like leaving food in the fridge. "It's really important to communicate these things and not fly off the handle."

Mental illness. Is he Ethan Ralph now? What the fuck is this.

24:00 - "Just to give context, Ian has come to the realization that he doesn't listen to his inner voice ... There's some things I think your inner voice has been really loud with and you have listened and I don't think you're aware of it. For example I got tattoos first so people think this style was my choice but you were the one that was passionate about american traditional I was the crazy one who was like 'whatever I'll start getting em'" "Yeah, thank you sacrificial lamb" "Like, you picked them"

Feel like no one paid enough attention to this. She's saying he made her get the tattoos now. Just so we're keeping track, he has now told her to use her real name for Twitch, forced her to keep doing OnlyFans, pushed her to get back into streaming, and pushed her into getting those ugly ass tattoos. Before I was willing to believe it was just her being stupid, but now I have a hard time imagining this isn't deliberate. Also, getting a bunch of shit carved into your body because someone else shows an interest in it is very mentally ill.

This is too fucking funny. It's like one of those sympathy bait posts you see on Reddit: "I invited 20 people to my Birthday and no one showed up!" and they went to a hotpot too, to add to the hilarity. Hotpots are THE food to go out with a group of people to get. Doing that for just two people (assuming Ian is allowed to eat. Maybe he is. It's not a BAKED GOOD spread after all)... I mean look at how much food they have.

Edit: the full fit check. No comment

People say she dresses like an AGP, but this is far worse I think. An AGP coomer wouldn't pair that weird lingerie top with the boy camo shorts. They would either go all """"butch"""" or all """sexy slut""". They wouldn't just do both.

 

[DumbDude43]

Feel like no one paid enough attention to this. She's saying he made her get the tattoos now. Just so we're keeping track, he has now told her to use her real name for Twitch, forced her to keep doing OnlyFans, pushed her to get back into streaming, and pushed her into getting those ugly ass tattoos. Before I was willing to believe it was just her being stupid, but now I have a hard time imagining this isn't deliberate. Also, getting a bunch of shit carved into your body because someone else shows an interest in it is very mentally ill.

i wonder why he doesn't say anything when she brings this stuff up
either it's all true, or he is too buckbroken to talk back to her

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I hate how she makes these posts like she’s trying to convince the world to see her as looking any different than she’s always looked body-wise. I just know she’s lazy af and spends more time on her phone than anything else. Yes, she weighs less now than she did when she had the bald head and admitted she was eating as much as whatever she wanted.

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Idk if I’m just retarded, but I don’t see any muscle anywhere. Who knows, maybe she can explain some more to everyone where her muscles are so we can better understand her outstanding health and fitness

how the fuck this woman managed to look worse than bunch of dumpy doughy housewifes who have extra 20-30 pounds on her and two sizes larger. Those tatoos and haircut are attrocious. Btw it sounds like she is hunting for a new man . LOl

 

[Godmode]

Feel like no one paid enough attention to this. She's saying he made her get the tattoos now. Just so we're keeping track, he has now told her to use her real name for Twitch, forced her to keep doing OnlyFans, pushed her to get back into streaming, and pushed her into getting those ugly ass tattoos. Before I was willing to believe it was just her being stupid, but now I have a hard time imagining this isn't deliberate. Also, getting a bunch of shit carved into your body because someone else shows an interest in it is very mentally ill.

Part of me wants to believe she is building the foundation to divorce rape him, but part of me feels like she's too much of a retard to pre=plan it.

 

[LimeRikki]

Part of me wants to believe she is building the foundation to divorce rape him, but part of me feels like she's too much of a retard to pre=plan it.

I feel like she could be doing it subconsciously.

I suspect that she has a very compartmentalized inner world, and it's one of the things that allows her to hold so many contradictory beliefs and lie so easily.

Divorce has absolutely crossed her mind; and somewhere in the back of that walnut-sized brain of hers she has absolutely thought about different ways she could make make a divorce play out in her favor; particularly on social media. I wouldn't put it past her to have thought that it could help her relaunch her career.

She'll stow all those nasty little thoughts away when she's idealizing him, but when she's spliting and demonizing him she's absolutely imagining how a divorce would go down, and she has such poor impulse control over the things that come out of her mouth that the little thoughts she thinks about when demonizing him and wanting to get rid of him slip out when she's streaming or on their podcast. (And for whatever reason, they don't edit that shit out.)

Anisa can't stop telling on herself and I am so here for it.

 

[James Brown]

I wouldn’t condemn her to the “dog ugly” level I would associate with photos you’d see shared on “people of Walmart”.

Fair point - I live in an area where the average person is either pretty good-looking or geriatric so I'm biased against low mids. I've stayed in shithole towns where she'd definitely be average though, maybe even higher to the resident wetbrains. "People of Walmart" is a great descriptor for her, but not in a trailer park princess way she thinks.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Ok, I think I understand, Anisa is trying to larp as being from a lower class.

motivation
- seeming more like a victim
- seeming less like a privileged asshole that never had a real job
- cred with breadtubers and communists
- hates and resents her family and they are upper middle class
- insecure about being a dummy who made money on the internet
- threw away education / opportunities from parents to be titty streamer

Parts of the larp
- THE TATS- think about it. People with lots of tats, especially random flash tend to belong to the lower classes. Doctors, dentists and lawyers dont have farting devils on them
- i worked real jobs!!!!1111 i had to support myself1111 ( for a few summers in college)
- i cant and couldn’t afford things!!! That i totally should be able to afford
- we are so broke guys, i gotta save money!!!
- capitalism is bad or something
- my family are criminals (lol)

 

[James Brown]

Your fake freckles don't make you look like a sexy wood elf Anisa, they make you look like the dopey bowlcut kid from elementary school.

childhood Marilyn Manson lookin ass bitch

 

[CharcoalChkn]

- seeming more like a victim
- seeming less like a privileged asshole that never had a real job
- cred with breadtubers and communists
- hates and resents her family and they are upper middle class
- insecure about being a dummy who made money on the internet
- threw away education / opportunities from parents to be titty streamer

The Anisa to Boogie2988 transformation has never been more real.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Edit: the full fit check. No comment

HAHAHA, THIS BITCH.

She thinks she's really doing something! This looks some kind of clunky, retarded interpolation of a few turn-of-the-millennium trends. Camo comes and goes but you know she thinks that just by wearing camo she's doing a Destiny's Child Survivor music video thing. And then we get a little of the underwear-as-outerwear that's been trying to come back over and over since the 90s and never really takes IRL because it almost never looks good walking around and can only exist in an ad or an editorial or something with professionals hands all in it.

Anisa, stick to basics. You are not a stylist, you are not even a street fashion savant! This doesn't even look eccentric, it just looks stupid. You look, in a word, misguided and everyone can tell.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Ok, I think I understand, Anisa is trying to larp as being from a lower class.

motivation
- seeming more like a victim
- seeming less like a privileged asshole that never had a real job
- cred with breadtubers and communists
- hates and resents her family and they are upper middle class
- insecure about being a dummy who made money on the internet
- threw away education / opportunities from parents to be titty streamer

Parts of the larp
- THE TATS- think about it. People with lots of tats, especially random flash tend to belong to the lower classes. Doctors, dentists and lawyers dont have farting devils on them
- i worked real jobs!!!!1111 i had to support myself1111 ( for a few summers in college)
- i cant and couldn’t afford things!!! That i totally should be able to afford
- we are so broke guys, i gotta save money!!!
- capitalism is bad or something
- my family are criminals (lol)

I think its much simpler than that. She is trying to be a silver lake hipster circa 10-15 years ago.

Napoleon was 100% right when he said that most people are stuck at age 20.

EDIT: forgot to mention that modern day anisa looks like a vulcan from star trek.

 

[Leo Frank]

We’ll see if I’m right with this theory, but it appears Kris Tyson just started following Anisa and Ian and Anisa just followed Kris. She was not following him a week ago. He’s near the very top of her following and Ian and Anisa are at the top of his following. From my understanding, those at the top of someone’s following are their most recently followed on IG.

Possible documentary or at least in talks of one with Kris? He’s such a pathetic attention whore he’d do it, he has a large following and the Mr. beast machine would support it so views would be high. Views would be high regardless because no one has documented his troonout yet. The timing is just odd for him to suddenly start following both of them as I haven’t seen any public interactions between any of these three winners.

 

[Chongqing]

Anisa, stick to basics. You are not a stylist, you are not even a street fashion savant! This doesn't even look eccentric, it just looks stupid. You look, in a word, misguided and everyone can tell.

I bet you Ian is making her dress like this.

Spoiler: But

just joking, obviously

 

[Cockyxx]

We’ll see if I’m right with this theory, but it appears Kris Tyson just started following Anisa and Ian and Anisa just followed Kris. She was not following him a week ago. He’s near the very top of her following and Ian and Anisa are at the top of his following. From my understanding, those at the top of someone’s following are their most recently followed on IG.

Possible documentary or at least in talks of one with Kris? He’s such a pathetic attention whore he’d do it, he has a large following and the Mr. beast machine would support it so views would be high. Views would be high regardless because no one has documented his troonout yet. The timing is just odd for him to suddenly start following both of them as I haven’t seen any public interactions between any of these three winners.

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Despite MrBeast being a huge brand, it didn't save Kris from receiving a lot of criticism for his shit in the past weeks. A documentary would definitely backfire. So I hope it's happening! (but I think they just try to suck up to him and he followed back cause they're outspoken tranny allies now)

 

[Anis Johmanoupoulou]

X/Archive
Is this the beginning of the true breadtuber arc? Will Anisa blow our minds with her political commentary?

 

[Mac Monster]

Possible documentary or at least in talks of one with Kris?

Maybe he'll be a guest on their podcast. They already had YMS on, so another degenerate sexpest wouldn't be a shock.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I think they actually stole this joke from the Cold Ones Lazarbeam episode. They probably told it funnier too. Can't find the timestamp rn but it's here somewhere.

35:01-35:06

 

[A27 Cromwell]

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X/Archive
Is this the beginning of the true breadtuber arc? Will Anisa blow our minds with her political commentary?

Me and Ian, being mature adults who like mature adult things, will watch political thing that mature adults would watch.

 

[Leo Frank]

Despite MrBeast being a huge brand, it didn't save Kris from receiving a lot of criticism for his shit in the past weeks. A documentary would definitely backfire. So I hope it's happening! (but I think they just try to suck up to him and he followed back cause they're outspoken tranny allies now)

They would definitely be sucking him off and showing his “brave” journey while also showing what a great, funny guy he is then transitioning into his sadness of being trapped in the same body, the hate he got for going public when he started his trans journey, etc.

Ian sees an attention whore who can’t get enough and is an idiot. It would be the first doc that wouldn’t be making fun of someone or an attempted hit piece even though ironically, any doc on Kris should be a hit piece and it wouldn’t be hard. Just ask him about his Shadman loli.

I don’t think Kris would do the podcast. The channel is too small and the views are too low for his standards.

If my conspiracy on all this is true, it all comes down to what Mr. Beast says. He made Kris all his money and fame/infamy. He may not want Kris in a large spotlight he can’t control because Kris is an extension of a larger machine. If Mr. beast is down I’m sure he’ll be a big part of what stays and goes and will have to agree to the final cut to assure it doesn’t hurt his brand. I do definitely think they’re in talks, though.

Spoiler: Where is Dax?

A bit off topic, but where the fuck did that guy go? Did they just kick him in a ditch or something? Did I miss what happened there? I was thinking: well, maybe Kris would do the show with Dax because they bagged some relevant people before like Michelle Khare and Phil DeFranco as guests for his show, but wtf? I never thought the guy was funny but anything is more entertaining to a general audience than anisa, Ian and uncle dane making every episode a public therapy session/shit talking other creators cope dump for 1.5 hours.

Ian said that no one has worked with Sam Hyde and walked away without shit on their shoe because he had a bad experience stemming from his own bad intentions going in, yet it seems like barely anyone has good experiences with Ian and Anisa and walks away happy. There are several content creators outside of Sam’s sphere that have worked with Sam over the last two years and have nothing bad to say. List off the top of my head: Turkey Tom, Brandon Buckingham, donut operator, Froggy fresh, Jewish Harley, Brandon Herrera, he even had Shane Gillis on his podcast.

Ian and Anisa on the other hand seem to treat anyone they collaborate with very poorly during or after unless it’s someone like H3 because they’re too big not for them to glaze in hopes for some asspats and spare sheckles by just associating with them.

 

[skol]

Anisa has the same energy as „body acceptance crew(obese)”.
She wants to be praised for whatever she presents with herself.
The look of „my outfit is a random selection of what I found dumpster diving” doesn’t compliment any part of her looks.
She could really benefit by settling on ONE style per outfit.
It may not blend well with her looks but it would still be better than a visual vomit she picks to wear.