Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[LiquidCancer]

Bossman Charity

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Those tats aren't cheap and the newborn is a rat for taking money that could've been spent on gamba
Edit. Also who the fuck feeds a 1yo with formula? They start eating other foods at 7 or 8 months of age. But I wouldn't expect anything else from somebody who watches BMJ unironically.

 

[degengambalar]

besides directly handing him money is a gamble in itself.

Even that is a gamble though
If you're a lender or juicer and say you can't send anymore money after he lost it all in 2 minutes he'll question how you're paying for your internet

 

[Jew-ish]

I wonder if he will ever get to point where he can look back at this and realize how fucking crazy he sounds?

Nah man, his ego will never let that happen. The drugs drown out any doubts he has, which is why he is always doing them. The deeper he goes, the more he has to do to suppress the feeling that he has fucked his entire life up, which in turn fucks his life up more.

His parents won't seem to let him hit rock bottom, and left to his own devices, he would likely be killed by a drug dealer or loan shark. He's like Chris in the sense he has to embrace the delusion, because reality is incomprehensible hell. The silver lining is He's already getting pussy from rat moms around the world, so boss mom is safe...

For now

 

[sum ting wong]

Bossman Charity

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Maybe spend some less time playing Dota2 and more time working, then you wouldn't need to beg for money from a gambling drug addict.

 

[Billy Bong]

Where you gonna work with those tats?

 

[break these cuffs]

What do you picture when you think of an unironic BMJ fan?

Bossman Charity

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Nailed it, except I didn't envision a pinoy.

 

[postfeetpls]

Bossman Charity

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Why people like this reproduce is beyond me. if I ever need a juicer from BMJ to get my kid the bigger box of baby formula I'd kms before going to the store.

Where you gonna work with those tats?

It very much depends on his qualities and brains. I'd say most code monkey jobs or something like this wouldn't give a flying fuck about tats but judging by how he needs money from BMJ to provide for the kid it's a safe bet that's not the case.

So gas stations and other wagie jobs. Daddy is barely employable and unless mommy gets her shit together the kid is fucked.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Bossman Charity

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Life's been hard since his girlfriend lost her job, dood.

 

[Kola]

Life's been hard since his girlfriend lost her job, dood.
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Fucking RAT wasting money on milk formula, those $10 could have easily been turned into at least a $1000 if juiced.

 

[thebigdream]

Also who the fuck feeds a 1yo with formula? They start eating other foods at 7 or 8 months of age. But I wouldn't expect anything else from somebody who watches BMJ unironically.

Actual retards. Toddler formula is sold for up to 36 months of age which contains twice the sugars and carbs of regular milk. Literally just buy them regular milk it's cheaper and won't turn them into an Amerifat

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He also destroys any online relationships due to paranoia and ego. He'll sweep people for the smallest slights and burn bridges with every person he has contact with.

It's their fault for making him feel some type of way. It's all good, he'll fuck their moms to make up for it. DTPN!

 

[baws man jack]

Listen up you RATS, bmj will win bigly one of these days. He'll win so bigly that he'll get a Bentley and these will be the irl streams moving forward.

 

[break these cuffs]

Actual retards. Toddler formula is sold for up to 36 months of age which contains twice the sugars and carbs of regular milk. Literally just buy them regular milk it's cheaper and won't turn them into an Amerifat

Post pics of your stunted retard baby if you ever manage to have sex.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Bossman Charity

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i was thinking about what type of absolute bone head would look to bossman for help, then i saw his tattoos.

 

[thebigdream]

Post pics of your stunted retard baby if you ever manage to have sex.

I won't need to they're going to be a gamba streamer as soon as they can hold their body upright

 

[Yankee Bastard]

Any of you AI music bros able to help me out in DMs? I have a song I want to convert to Bossman-related lyrics but keep the instrumentals and voice but not sure how to do it

 

[Mediocre]

"IT'S NOT GOING MY WAY BRO"

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

>I'm not going to play originals anymore

 

[Pustus]

Please tell me someone clipped the 100 dollars to 0 in sub 10 seconds. I need that clip.