Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

A tale in two pictures:
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Fatty can't even be bothered to take a picture of the delivered appliances or the apparently busted up oven. How would someone even manage to break an oven made of metal without obvious damage to the packaging? I hope they opened it to check which appliance was broken and Samsung refuses to replace it because the package was opened

Samsung?
Can't this fat sack of shit get something that won't break in 3 years? Miele or Viking might be too much but there's a bunch of good American brands. General Electric's stuff is still pretty good even after a Chinese buyout. Whirlpool is decent as well, both of these are on the same general price level as Samsung or LG which has many common issues, such as the icemaker failing and the freezer throwing up.

I look forward to those Samsung garbage appliances failing on him.

 

[lupinthethird]

SoyJack

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Incredibly off topic but it's amazing that Darksydephil has a much worse case of stroke mouth than someone that actually suffered a stroke.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

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There's probably not much left in there to lobotomize.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Incredibly off topic but it's amazing that Darksydephil has a much worse case of stroke mouth than someone that actually suffered a stroke.

Which begs the question: which will prevail over the other? Pigroach luck or the wendigo’s insatiable need for meat?

(I want to say that DSP will outlive another for the memes, but it’s genuinely amazing what modern medicine has done to keep Jack barely alive.)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Samsung?
Can't this fat sack of shit get something that won't break in 3 years? Miele or Viking might be too much but there's a bunch of good American brands. General Electric's stuff is still pretty good even after a Chinese buyout. Whirlpool is decent as well, both of these are on the same general price level as Samsung or LG which has many common issues, such as the icemaker failing and the freezer throwing up.

I look forward to those Samsung garbage appliances failing on him.

What does he care? It's Tammy's money

 

[ZipDisk]

I'd fucking love if we could get a video of Jack freaking the fuck out on appliance delivery. We're not that lucky, he never uploads shit that obviously makes him look bad.

 

[James done did it]

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Is he making a Stealthygeek reference here?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Rather than clicking the alert menu (bell), click your username to the left of it and then "reactions received." Josh has further sabotaged that by setting the reaction tallies to exaggerated numbers.

I knew about Dear Ooperator disabling notifications for reactions, but I wasn't aware of the "workaround" and its uselessness. It's hilarious, though, specially the way it isn't consistent; my profile shows a "total" of 640k reactions received, but a few categories, such as "like" and "lunacy" have way more than that. I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard, but I'm loving it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah but so are the cherry cherries. That was kinda my entire point. It's not just the red dye that's artificial.

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I'd say that the texture of the cherries is the only thing that's "natural" about them, but with all those preservatives I don't think I could do it and still manage to keep a straight face.

What I meant was those other colors are flavored something OTHER than cherry.

Look at this picture I already posted:

The yellow ones are lemon flavored. The pink ones are passion fruit flavored. The green ones are lime flavored and so on.

Yeah it's artificial shit but it's still not "cherry" flavored.

That drill is never going to bite, there's no mass inside to grab. It's going to spit and spark and bounce off the inside of the skull until smoke pours out of Jack's ears.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Samsung?
Can't this fat sack of shit get something that won't break in 3 years? Miele or Viking might be too much but there's a bunch of good American brands. General Electric's stuff is still pretty good even after a Chinese buyout. Whirlpool is decent as well, both of these are on the same general price level as Samsung or LG which has many common issues, such as the icemaker failing and the freezer throwing up.

I look forward to those Samsung garbage appliances failing on him.

Probably got them cheap at Best Buy or something. You know he's a consumer whore for them.

EDIT: Spelling.

 

[Marc]

he never uploads shit that obviously makes him look bad.

My eyes are going to have to disagree with that (any PR team would tell Jack to remove everything he's ever published, then re-brand after having a sex change): The Motorized Blob and His Whale of a Wife only whip out the camera when they need evidence for writing a frivolous transaction off as a business expense (such as during fast food trips immediately preceding and following dietician appointments they leave the Tennessee taxpayers to foot the bill for).

Jack won't go through the trouble of asking Tammy to film him reacting to a "studio" appliance delivery because; in their minds, that shit is already written off. Even if Jack doesn't live long enough to use it, Tammy will ensure there's Youtube footage of someone else highlighting the shitboxes in a "studio tour" video, for the sake of the grift. Jack's entire online presence is for the sake of subsidizing a broke and generally disliked invalid's fantasies of having more money than he does and being more than he is.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

The saddest part of Jack’s decline is that he’s simply stopped making interesting content, good or bad, and this thread I’ve spent years posting in with you all is destined to fade away into endless debates about Amerislop pastries and synthetic cheese products

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Is he making a Stealthygeek reference here?

No, child. Those are your delusions. Enjoy burnt pulpork.

 

[Aunt Carol]

this thread I’ve spent years posting in with you all is destined to fade away into endless debates about Amerislop pastries and synthetic cheese products

Like tears in rain Bitmojis in [OBJ] [OBJ] [OBJ]

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

That drill is never going to bite, there's no mass inside to grab. It's going to spit and spark and bounce off the inside of the skull until smoke pours out of Jack's ears.

Surgeon: "Didn't I tell you to turn off the drill?"
Assistant: "I did, and I don't know where that motor noise is coming from..."
(cuts to Jack drooling and doing a monotonous "guuuuuuuuuuuuud"...)

 

[densedance]

The saddest part of Jack’s decline is that he’s simply stopped making interesting content, good or bad, and this thread I’ve spent years posting in with you all is destined to fade away into endless debates about Amerislop pastries and synthetic cheese products

Godspeed Brother.

 

[Guntanator]

The saddest part of Jack’s decline is that he’s simply stopped making interesting content, good or bad, and this thread I’ve spent years posting in with you all is destined to fade away into endless debates about Amerislop pastries and synthetic cheese products

Yeah, the charm was watching him take himself so seriously and talk to the audience like he knows what he's doing while failing spectacularly. I genuinely used to laugh at his fails after listening to all his retarded instructions during his videos. Now he doesn't even try. I mean you can't blame, him he's totally disabled, but the only milk now comes from his stubbornness. It would be more redeeming for him to just roll his Scooty puff off into the sunset gracefully but he will be cramming bacon up shreddy cheese meat wads down his gurgle hole until he's a vegetable.

 

[Gulls on Film]

A tale in two pictures:
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Fatty can't even be bothered to take a picture of the delivered appliances or the apparently busted up oven. How would someone even manage to break an oven made of metal without obvious damage to the packaging? I hope they opened it to check which appliance was broken and Samsung refuses to replace it because the package was opened

"KITCHEN STUDIO SUITE"

It's just called a kitchen, fatass. You are building a kitchen for your family in your newly built house that you may occasionally film yourself undercooking meat.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Probably got them cheap at Best Buy or something. You know he's a consumer whore for them.

I was thinking that, otherwise they were the ones on display in the front of Costco. Either way, I guarantee you he did zero research on what is for most people a major purchase. But Fatty doesn't care because it's all on Tamham's credit card anyway.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

First time one of his thumbnails has gotten a laugh out of me in a really long time. Other than that, I find his issues with the texture of the liver kinda funny. It is a reasonable objection a lot of people have but maybe he should try preparing and eating it in any other way than in a massive pile of liver by itself before writing it off like that!

 

[Sneedmiser]

First time one of his thumbnails has gotten a laugh out of me in a really long time. Other than that, I find his issues with the texture of the liver kinda funny. It is a reasonable objection a lot of people have but maybe he should try preparing and eating it in any other way than in a massive pile of liver by itself before writing it off like that!

Maybe he could have cut it up and put any kind of seasoning or vegetables that people usually have with liver on it. Or he could have not eaten it plain. Jack "trying it and being pickier 20 years ago" is total BS, 20 years ago he was 30 and he wasn't on his retarded carnivore kick.

I like organ meat, so soaking it for so long doesn't make sense to me, but even if you don't like it all he did was make edible erasers.