Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

I'll repost this meme, because it never gets old and it is the exact fucking problem that the maidenless will not accept.
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I know someone I need to start calling a bird now
They can just watch other content creators that are more entertaining or watch him without defending everything he does. Being such a huge fan of a celebrity that you religiously whiteknight every single thing they do no matter how bad it is is a sign of low IQ
David Stay (my pfp) did an interview where he said something to the effect of: "You can be a fan of an actor, you can like a celebrity, but don't even think for a second about worshipping them. If you think just because they're entertaining or they do public shows of virtue that they must be good people, you're dumb as shit."
Excellent advice that more people need to be told.
 
But that's all they ever fucking did. They literally memorised the rules, and called quits on everything else. Then, rather than change their ways, they folded their arms and decided that everyone else was wrong.
This is very thought process is a plague. I have numerous friends, but one in particular that springs to mind up in Philadelphia. This dude will do anything to avoid taking control over his own life. Its very frustrating to deal with because he absolutely falls into the camp of "I just got dealt a bad hand."

Its very fucking frustrating because he actively chooses not to do things that would improve his life and blames it on every external factor he can. Dude had a relationship with a really sweet girl who's also a good friend of mine. Refused to leave the shitty place he lives, where neither of them could afford, and eventually she decided to head for more affordable (and safer pastures).

As far as he's concerned though, he went to trade school, learned a trade, and as he says "I was born in Phili, I'm gonna die in Phili." If his life sucks its because the city sucks, or because the Government sucks. Never mind he's 32 and lives with Mom and Dad because he can't afford to live on his own. Never mind the woman he loves (who's still single) lives in a significantly cheaper area that had demand for his trade. Never mind that doing something that might improve his life doesn't mean his parents are suddenly going to cease to exist and he can't ever come back and visit.

The guy has let himself fall into this really fucking poisonous mindset and its destroyed his life, and its running rampant in guys my age. You hate to see it, but you can't fix someone who refuses to see the that they might be the problem.
 
Small p.level but my English teacher as a child was from Glasgow, so to me it just sounds comfy and reminds me of happy days learning English through little jokes and mnemonics over scones and occasionally a tasty pudding. But yeah, sometimes when I see certain words I read the whole post in the accent, I love it lol
That's really sweet - you're the one person who has positive memories associated with the Glaswegian accent!

One of mine is a man proudly talking about how he overcame his sectarianism, by becoming racist.

I'll repost this meme, because it never gets old and it is the exact fucking problem that the maidenless will not accept.
It's not even about flirting - it's just not a lot of effort to keep healthy, for men with functional circulatory systems. You can be as autistic as you want - if you're out to get laid, it takes a very slight effort to keep fit. Not even a lot, and you can get laid as much as you want. It's not hard. The only people who think it is hard, are people who haven't really had any real problems.

People here have real problems, it's more relatable.

I recently learned that the most common cause of hypertensive brain shit is eclampsia. Nobody told me this. Nobody told me that the symptoms could be alleviated with fucking Epsom salts. Medical documents don't fucking list this for men. They list prescription medication, only. Eclampsia is just one of the many causes of hypertensive encephalopathy. It works for both. Do you have any idea how many days I've wasted, being unable to talk properly or walk straight, because they keep all the bath salts for women only.
This is very thought process is a plague. I have numerous friends, but one in particular that springs to mind up in Philadelphia. This dude will do anything to avoid taking control over his own life. Its very frustrating to deal with because he absolutely falls into the camp of "I just got dealt a bad hand."
He wasn't dealt a bad hand. A bad hand is one that goes numb a lot lol, being born in a first world country with enormous wages for tradies is not a "bad hand"
 
That's really sweet - you're the one person who has positive memories associated with the Glaswegian accent!
Probably because I've never lived in Glasgow, locals always make it sound like a scary place to live lol
One of mine is a man proudly talking about how he overcame his sectarianism, by becoming racist.
Let this be a lesson to the kids out there that through racism we can overcome the divisions between us!
 
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What always gets me are the dudes who will defend grown men wanting to screw 13 year old girls because muh evolutionary biology and peak fertility, but then they'll chimp out about how all trans people are inherently groomers. (Might be an unpopular opinion on this site)
They’ll also use “muh history” as an excuse, because apparently we should just do everything people did in the past. According to these retard’s logic, I guess we should also go back to not bathing for weeks and just shit in moats again.

Edit: Your comment reminded me that this thread made by an actual pedo was made a couple years back. The lengths they go to justify their attraction to kids is stomach churning.
 
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I can't stress enough how this reading this post was both cathartic and frustrating, because I know exactly what you're talking about due to experiencing something similar. Your friend truly sounds like somebody that loves throwing pity parties for themselves, so he can get other people to feel sorry for them but also under the same breath say "I'm too good for this!" when others would tell him to get a job somewhere at Walmart or McDonalds just temporarily, so he can have some sort of income while searching for a more better/stable job.

I can't stress enough how much I despise it when men put this self-pitying/I'm poor little worm façade only for it to fall off very quickly when the "I'm too good for this" mentality kicks in any time somebody suggest them to turn their life around by doing something they consider to below them. While this behavior and mentality isn't exclusive to just men, it's infecting a lot of them.
He wasn't dealt a bad hand. A bad hand is one that goes numb a lot lol, being born in a first world country with enormous wages for tradies is not a "bad hand"
Every time I hear some American man online talk about how they do not have any "job opportunities" because "America is gynocentric and favors women more in work force" (lol bullshit) or the "I am unlucky/got dealt a bad hand" excuse, it makes me want to pull them by their shirts and shake these men with this mentality I mentioned above, very violently.

Buddy, you have it so good! You don't have to leave your own country and family to go to a foreign country just so you're able use your college degree and skills to work a job that not available in your homeland or purposefully barred by idiotic selfish boomers! You can work job positions that are still unavailable in some countries to this day! You have access to so many workshops, courses and trading schools in your area that can give you a certificate for a job which you start working asap, something that other countries don't have, at least not in a proper way like Americans do.

They're so lucky to be blessed with opportunities, but instead of using them and let those opportunities help be carve a path for life, they bitch about the Demiurge, (((da jooz))) or whatever flavor of the week scapegoat is for keeping them down.

What always gets me are the dudes who will defend grown men wanting to screw 13 year old girls because muh evolutionary biology and peak fertility, but then they'll chimp out about how all trans people are inherently groomers. (Might be an unpopular opinion on this site)
"Hrr drr men had sex with underage girls in ancient history and they didn't seen it as harmful!"

Well, people did lots of other things in ancient history too. They loved to bash each others with rocks and threw anybody they thought was weird into gladiator pits to feed Caesar's shitbull, I mean lion called Princess without a thought. Should we then return the tradition of bashing each other with rocks and throwing weirdos into the gladiator pits to get mauled by a lion, with you being the first example to be made of? I mean they did it in the ancient past, so there shouldn't be an issue doing it now, at least according to your logic.
 
im a cute trans gvrl from r9k plz no bigotry
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"Hrr drr men had sex with underage girls in ancient history and they didn't seen it as harmful!"

Well, people did lots of other things in ancient history too. They loved to bash each others with rocks and threw anybody they thought was weird into gladiator pits to feed Caesar's shitbull, I mean lion called Princess without a thought. Should we then return the tradition of bashing each other with rocks and throwing weirdos into the gladiator pits to get mauled by a lion, with you being the first example to be made of? I mean they did it in the ancient past, so there shouldn't be an issue doing it now, at least according to your logic.
You know what's funniest about that whole thing? Underage shit being the primary focus is the "real colour" of these men.

Charles Darwin had like 10 kids with his cousin. It wasn't about money - their shared grandfather had enough money for them both. He just really loved banging his cousin.

The man who discovered genetic illnesses did so out of a sincere belief that he had a serious genetic illness (which has an entire wikipedia page) and then panicked when he realised oh no, banging my cousin may have consequences!

It's always about the little girls, and never about the banging your grown ass cousin, then realising what a mistake you made and developing the entire Theory of Evolution as a consequence.
 
He wasn't dealt a bad hand. A bad hand is one that goes numb a lot lol, being born in a first world country with enormous wages for tradies is not a "bad hand"
He most certainly was not. He actually makes twice what I make, yet due entirely to his own decisions his life is considerably worse, and anytime I suggest to him things he could do to improve his life, he writes it off out of hand. Its rather frustrating.
Your friend truly sounds like somebody that loves throwing pity parties for themselves
There's a reason his nickname has become "Eeyore". He enjoys being depressed and wallowing in his own misery. Depression and loneliness has become comfortable for him. To attain happiness would require taking a risk, and risk is inherently scary and should be avoided at all costs.

He always has excuses for why he can't do something. "Oh I couldn't move to the Southern United States, I'd only be making $25 or $30 bucks an hour instead of $40." And its like sure, that's true, labor goes cheaper here. You wanna know what else is cheaper though? Cost of Living. You can afford to live on $20 an hour here, where as in Phili $40 bucks an hour means you get to live at home with mom and dad.
Every time I hear some American man online talk about how they do not have any "job opportunities" because "America is gynocentric and favors women more in work force" (lol bullshit)
This is absolute bullshit. There's a labor shortage. If you can't find work its because you're not looking hard enough. I got in a fight with my dad last year and quit my job of over a decade (I work for my family) and in less than a week had a similarly paying job with more benefits lined up and it was in a different field where I had no experience.
 
Male comic artist who isn't Stonetoss states that human females should act more like emperor penguins, pacific octopuses and orangutans (on the other hand, he didn't bring up any of the animal species where the females sometimes cannibalize or abandon their children)
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Whenever scrotes act like 9 months of pregnancy and its effects on the female body are no big deal, remember that the only "labor" a scrote has to carry out to contribute to reproduction is to ejaculate into a woman for a few seconds and then he doesn't have to do anything else and can be a useless slob/deadbeat all he wants.
Yep, CSAM wasn't illegal until 1978. Even Playboy did special editions that were nothing but photos of naked little girls (like 10 year Brooke Shields).
It gets better (worse) if you go to a certain corner of Europe, where scrotes actually went out of their way to legalize CSAM.
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As a complete coincidence, the Minister of Justice mentioned here was later suspected (and there's a 99% possibility that he actually did it, but he was more or less let off the hook because the Social Democrats were the nr. 1 political party in the country at the time) of having visited an infamous brothel to have sex with underage prostitutes.

The Danes were by the way even worse as they legalized it as early as 1969 (but eventually banned it in 1980) and the pornographic producer Color Climax Corporation was one of the first, if not the first, pornographic companies to produce CSAM and other particularly degenerate shit such as bestiality material.
Color Climax was the first to produce commercial child pornography films. From 1969 to 1979, Color Climax was responsible for the relatively large-scale distribution of child pornography.[9][10] Danish laws on pornography had been totally repealed since 1969, only punishing with modest fines those making obscene material with children. Between 1971 and 1979, the company produced 10-minute films for its Lolita series.

These films featured young girls, mainly with men, but sometimes with women or other children. The girls were mainly between the ages of 7 and 11 years; however, some were younger. These movies had titles such as Incest Family, Child Love and Pre-Teen Sex.
 
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Male comic artist who isn't Stonetoss states that human females should act more like emperor penguins, pacific octopuses and orangutans (on the other hand, he didn't bring up any of the animal species where the females sometimes cannibalize or abandon their children)
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Whenever scrotes act like 9 months of pregnancy and its effects on the female body are no big deal, remember that the only "labor" a scrote has to carry out to contribute to reproduction is to ejaculate into a woman for a few seconds and then he doesn't have to do anything else and can be a useless slob/deadbeat all he wants.
Fake right wing faux-stonetoss artist. If he was a real racist right-winger artist he'd take the opportunity to compare orangutans/monkey to nignogs like they always do because they're that witty and original.

Also really funny they're praising orangutans for being single parents and going "If they can do it, why can't you?", but under the same breath will shit on households with absentee dads (not gonna play the stupid "hrr drr single mom" game). This whole comic with animal kingdom comparisons just reminds me of how trannies would use animal examples to validate their points:

"A male clownfish can change sex, if their female partner dies or is unable to tend to eggs and snails are hermaphrodites so that means I can also change it too!"

But hey, given that the people who make these arguments using animal kingdom are also stupid men, but just on another side of the horseshoe, I really shouldn't
be all too surprised.
 
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What do you think the ratio of male to female users on Kiwi Farms is? I feel like it's 90:10 and it increased recently thanks to Null's misandrist speech friendly policies but the overwhelming majority are still scrotes. Even in Salon threads, too many moids are posting
It was more even in the past (though still highly male dominated) when the ALR subforum existed. Then that closed, then KF went off clearnet for a while, then it got infested by retarded men who were raised by 4chan because their parents didn't pay any attention to them and they never made any friends in real life, and now it's probably at an all time low.
 
But hey, given that the people who make these arguments using animal kingdom are also stupid men, but just on another side of the horseshoe, I really shouldn't
be all too surprised.
There's a saying in character study that states "A character can never be smarter than the person writing for them."

The same applies to arguments. If a stupid person makes a good argument, chances are that its only coincidentally good, and whatever they think the main argument is, is in fact, incredibly stupid.
 
Male comic artist who isn't Stonetoss states that human females should act more like emperor penguins, pacific octopuses and orangutans
Yeah mate, no problem. I will happily raise an orang utan for eight years. The orang utan will easily be my least problematic kid, on account of being unable to YELL EVERY SECOND THEY ARE AWAKE.

(The school holidays have begun. I always start out like Martin Sheen and finish them as Marlon Brando.)
 
I'd like to think men aren't natuarlly degenerate rape apes, and are just socialized into behaving like it,
Food for thought, if a man doesn't have that "trait", they wouldn't reproduce as much as the ones that are the worst ones (in other animals, "rape" is a valid way of reproduction). So from an evolutionary perspective, the "non degenerate rape apes" got outbreed a long time ago, or at best they are very few. Men are socialized to not act like this due to religions that could guarantee a woman in some capacity through not being violent. Don't be too delusional and think that humans are too much above other animals, we are only slightly above the rest.

"Men needs the churces and women needs a religion" - misinterpreted Napoleon quote

I typically hear them sperg about “muh fertility” as to why they need 14 year old wives, but if they knew about human development beyond what turns them on, they’d understand that it’s actually a medical risk to have teenage pregnancies, especially extremely young ones. Women have a smaller “second puberty” between ages 18-21, and it makes a difference in being able to withstand the stress pregnancy puts your body through.
> 14 year olds
Let me guess, Africans and Arabs? They mature 2 year earlier on average so it's equivalent to a 16 year old in their eyes (compared to Europeans). Those "trad" larpers are always mulattos. Since the IQ has gone down the recent years, so has impulse control and you get the "if it bleeds it breeds" norm. Get used to it, that demographic group is increasing.

You inject sketchy substances purely for aesthetic reasons, it's often seen as very shallow and a red flag for how you prioritize and gamble on your health. It's just common sense amongst people who view health as a good virtue.

It's because they're they're status obsessed whores and think that fucking a 14 yrs old will convince all his friends that he's a Chad. Fucking "taboo" women is the fastest way a man can demonstrate how Chad he is to his friends.
20 years ago it was fucking someone at 18. 5 yrs ago it was 16-17. Sadly the chad-pursue domino effect would never stop, we can estimate that in a couple of years they would be talking about those sluty 12 yrs old and once they hit the real pubescent threshold, only God knows.
You are wrong. It's about virginity. For men it's the highest "quality" woman you can get (assuming she's not ugly and under ~23). Since 18 yrs olds virgins are so rare nowadays, no guy would believe him. If it's younger it's more believable. 20 years ago it would be believable, but not today. The "sloppy seconds" meme is one of the biggest compromise men cope with today, and the real taboo here is saying that "it does matter".
It’s almost like they dislike women, but still want sex from them.
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