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TL;DR - Fuck Valve, Gabe Newell is an obese faggot with a buried penis
Can't find fault in the rest of your post, but Gabe has actually lost a lot of weight. A concerning amount to me, but I guess we really don't see him often enough to know how fast he lost it.
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Can't find fault in the rest of your post, but Gabe has actually lost a lot of weight. A concerning amount to me, but I guess we really don't see him often enough to know how fast he lost it.
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He had decades to drop weight and suddenly does so when Ozempic takes off. Curious, huh? A billionaire who can hire a full-time chef and trainer, but needs a diabetes med with unknown consequences to drop it. Did he use it? Who cares, he might as well given how long it took him. God I hate these fucking niggers draining the diabetes market of a miracle drug cause uhhhh I can't stop eating!

I think why people cling to TF2 is cause of this experience. There are no dedicated servers, no communities, no casual hangouts, no "you need to be clocked in to be part of the community, but don't need to tryhard, die, wait for the next round" etc. You could be 1:1 in TF2 and do well, yet also achieve 19:1.
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He had decades to drop weight and suddenly does so when Ozempic takes off. Curious, huh? A billionaire who can hire a full-time chef and trainer, but needs a diabetes med with unknown consequences to drop it. Did he use it? Who cares, he might as well given how long it took him. God I hate these fucking niggers draining the diabetes market of a miracle drug cause uhhhh I can't stop eating!

I think why people cling to TF2 is cause of this experience. There are no dedicated servers, no communities, no casual hangouts, no "you need to be clocked in to be part of the community, but don't need to tryhard, die, wait for the next round" etc. You could be 1:1 in TF2 and do well, yet also achieve 19:1.
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It has. But don’t start to get hopeful. These bot hosters are willing to piss away more money to do it again.
Realistically speaking if Valve is willing to do the "treadmill" work it might keep the amount of bots down. I'm curious if this is going to be a one off thing or if they'll stick to it
 
Realistically speaking if Valve is willing to do the "treadmill" work it might keep the amount of bots down. I'm curious if this is going to be a one off thing or if they'll stick to it
I want to have a crumb of hope and say they might stick to it. But knowing valve, they might just sweep up the place this one time and forget about it.
 
He had decades to drop weight and suddenly does so when Ozempic takes off. Curious, huh? A billionaire who can hire a full-time chef and trainer, but needs a diabetes med with unknown consequences to drop it. Did he use it? Who cares, he might as well given how long it took him. God I hate these fucking niggers draining the diabetes market of a miracle drug cause uhhhh I can't stop eating!

I think why people cling to TF2 is cause of this experience. There are no dedicated servers, no communities, no casual hangouts, no "you need to be clocked in to be part of the community, but don't need to tryhard, die, wait for the next round" etc. You could be 1:1 in TF2 and do well, yet also achieve 19:1.
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Fucking hell its painfully accurate. I occasionally hop onto community servers to relive the old days but they're long gone. I miss playing 24/7 lazytown with the gaggle of retards I used to play with.
Lazytown was one of the first custom maps for TF2. It was made before the modding tools were released and it was made to see if it was even possible to mod TF2 at the time. It wasn't meant to be a good map (hence the name Lazytown) but it took off in popularity for some years then faded into irrelevancy after Valve dealt a massive blow to community server player numbers with the casual queuing system.

RIP Lazytown, you absolute clusterfuck of a map. You deserved better.
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Fucking hell its painfully accurate. I occasionally hop onto community servers to relive the old days but they're long gone. I miss playing 24/7 lazytown with the gaggle of retards I used to play with.
Lazytown was one of the first custom maps for TF2. It was made before the modding tools were released and it was made to see if it was even possible to mod TF2 at the time. It wasn't meant to be a good map (hence the name Lazytown) but it took off in popularity for some years then faded into irrelevancy after Valve dealt a massive blow to community server player numbers with the casual queuing system.

RIP Lazytown, you absolute clusterfuck of a map. You deserved better.
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we need to start a kiwiserver
 
The bots actually do appear to have been cleaned out for now. If they actually ban a good chunk of these bots off steam rather than just VACcing them, it will likely take a while for these fags to actually rebuild their ranks. How many years did Valve basically just let them continue to build up without properly getting rid of them? I'm not too sure they will be able to come back over night.
 
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we need to start a kiwiserver
If this idea ever gets serious. Wonder if it would've been a regular vanilla server, a slender fortress server, a deathrun server or a jailbreak one?
The bots actually do appear to have been cleaned out for now. If they actually ban a good chunk of these bots off steam rather than just VACcing them, it will likely take a while for these fags to actually rebuild their ranks. How many years did Valve basically just let them continue to build up without properly getting rid of them? I'm not too sure they will be able to come back over night.
I am actually surprised that valve did something about the bots.
Don't get your hopes high, I'll give it a month or so before the Ruskies began rebuilding their Bot empire. and Knowing Valve, they'll be too busy monetizing the ass out of Dota again to care about the Bots resurgence, until fast forwarding into the next decade where the community started another #saveTF2 campaign.
 
we need to start a kiwiserver

If this idea ever gets serious. Wonder if it would've been a regular vanilla server, a slender fortress server, a deathrun server or a jailbreak one?


Don't get your hopes high, I'll give it a month or so before the Ruskies began rebuilding their Bot empire. and Knowing Valve, they'll be too busy monetizing the ass out of Dota again to care about the Bots resurgence, until fast forwarding into the next decade where the community started another #saveTF2 campaign.

I have a little experience with game servers so setting one up might be cool but I've struggled in the past getting the vm to load the server software properly and installing sourcemod. I'd definitely throw some some money at anyone competent enough to do the setup instead to cover hosting and stuff. My preference is probably just vanilla gameplay with sprays enabled and maybe some kiwi-ish maps thrown into the pool. Everything else, crits, bullet spread, class limits, player collision, round start explosives, votes, sv_pure, is all pretty much negotiable.
 
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If this idea ever gets serious. Wonder if it would've been a regular vanilla server, a slender fortress server, a deathrun server or a jailbreak one?
if you're talking about how should a kiwi tf2 server should be hosted, it's best to go simple with it and stick to vanilla, the only thing to set up i'd say are
  1. a method to nominate and rtv maps, if you know how konata.tf plays, you know that it's incredibly cancer to skip dogshit maps, and by the time it's done, the entire server has most likely fucked off to nevermore, and if there's fears of a trannytopia situation find a way to increase the cooldown on the map choice.
  2. a basic cheat tool and anti-ddossing to prevent exceptional shitting, past that it's better to have a free-for-all on what's said on chat, the main appeal of the server should be the freedom of speech part of it.
  3. sv_pure 0 or a super lax sv_pure 1, easy to guess why
  4. more of a personal opinion, i'd say to keep random crits on and keep random spread off so non-panic attack shotguns don't behave like blunderbusses, past this, better to leave it as vanilla as humanly possible, no class limits, no friendly fire, no rebalances, no custom weapons, nada of such.
the biggest issue instead is to manage what servers to pick, since i'd be inclined to believe that there's euros, americans and even asians that see both of these threads.
 
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