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It's called Rhodesia, chud.
KiwiFarms Dating Thread
- Thread starter Saddam Hussain Obama
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There's this weird chick who's into younger guys:
And some dude obsessed with Twitter who gets talked about in the Thunderdome a lot:
I'd start with these weirdos, they seem hilarious.
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Late and gay, but since I'm too stupid and lazy to make a bingo card myself, here's some information about me. I am 20, straight, 6 ft, 133 lb and white with shoulder length somewhat curly black/dark brown hair and glasses. I am around half German, a quarter Philipeno, and parts Irish and Italian. I like Spring and Fall as they are moderate enough to wear the shit I like, no I am not a bong. I really like Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, Naruto, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul, and Ghostbusters amongst other nerdy things. I am a Christian of the Roman Catholic denomination who has some serious disagreements with our current pope and many of his lackeys. I am currently attending online college and am thinking about either becoming a mechanic or a carpenter as I like to put stuff together for my family who buys such stuff off Amazon amongst other online storefronts. I am thinking about eventually moving to a state like Indiana or Tennessee along with my parents and younger sister as this place we live in just keeps getting more and more unsafe thanks to general niggerdry and encroaching ghettoness.
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I could hip throw you with negative effort
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Hello,
I am a white male, 5'6" 295#. I work 30 hours a week and in my free time I enjoy Dwarf Fortress and watching anime. I am looking for a demure East Asian woman to share these experiences with (jungle monkeys need not apply). Please message if interested in talking more <3
I am a white male, 5'6" 295#. I work 30 hours a week and in my free time I enjoy Dwarf Fortress and watching anime. I am looking for a demure East Asian woman to share these experiences with (jungle monkeys need not apply). Please message if interested in talking more <3
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Hello I'm Forsaken Wanderer, and I'm the owner and proprietor of this esteemed Kiwi Farms account with an estimated worth of $15 dollars.
I am 5'4 and I've never touched a woman before and I'm also completely alone, well other than my companion, my fat cat who is currently taking up the entire length of the couch.
I am most likely going to die alone. I don't have much going for me. I don't even have a large dick. What I do have however is a severe dislike for the current timeline, trannies, jews, muslims, africans, indians, mexicans, pakistanis, albanians, antifa, the "elites", pedos, fats, chavs, breadtubers, retards, and so on.
I'm also austism. So if this sounds like you feel free to send me a message. thanks.
I am 5'4 and I've never touched a woman before and I'm also completely alone, well other than my companion, my fat cat who is currently taking up the entire length of the couch.
I am most likely going to die alone. I don't have much going for me. I don't even have a large dick. What I do have however is a severe dislike for the current timeline, trannies, jews, muslims, africans, indians, mexicans, pakistanis, albanians, antifa, the "elites", pedos, fats, chavs, breadtubers, retards, and so on.
I'm also austism. So if this sounds like you feel free to send me a message. thanks.
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Hello, I'm a Titan. I am about 30 feet tall and am into electrical play. Please no practicing magic users, last time ended badly and I'm still getting over it.
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As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.
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Mr Lurker Child, enjoy bachelorism. I agree. No women are ever single and looking for a partner anyway and likely they will be crazy hoes that ruin our lives. Everyone posting here is a guy. It would be better to hang out with the bros and have a few pints, the soul will feel incredible joy and the kings will ride again. I have heard a theory that you lose your autism if you lose your virginity and I think the world needs more based autists.
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Firstly I think you're taking the piss but you're also amusing me so no foul. Secondly, I can't lose my autism through sex because I'm Finnish. Thirdly, things that people, particularly incels, forget is that first you gotta get yourself in order, then you gotta get your bros, and then the women will come. Think about it. When you get a girlfriend, a wife, you're asking someone to be part of your life. Think, what sort of life do you have? Make it a life people wanna be a part of. Find something you enjoy and get good at it, that kills your insecurity. Eat right and work out, that helps your libido. Get some mates and hang out, that handles your inhibitions. When a woman looks at you, she's thinking "Who's this guy?" Be the sort of guy who's worth knowing. Do you see what all that doesn't involve? The Internet. You go on the Internet to shitpost with the lads. You go outside to meet women.
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So what you're saying is that "Bros before hoes" wasn't just a declaration of loyalty to ones friends over the prospect of women, but an order of operations to achieve success for both?
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I'd say so from my experience. Mind you, this is my experience. I'm not someone who likes to cold approach. I've only done it on a few occasions. I usually won't talk with someone if I don't have a reason to. But I am a people's person. I tell good jokes, make good conversation and I get along with people. So a lot of women I meet I meet through other people. Friends have noted to me that my aversion to cold approaching is odd since I can start a conversation with just about anyone, but maybe it's my Finnish sensibility.
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Now I was actually being quite thoroughly true and honest. There is something to be said about the life benefits of having fellow male mates to hang out with in a totally straight but brotherly group of troops.
Now I do indeed agree that you should have some kind of life going on, and also having friends can help greatly so that you don't become too tied to the hip of any woman. It does mean that shut-ins and incels etc have to somehow obtain and life and obtain friends before they can even think of tackling the large task of obtaining a boyfriend-free woman.
Now if you recall back to 10 years ago when Movie Blob and Anita and co were saying Mario was sexist because of the damsel in distress trope. Well, in many ways if you think about that classic setup it's basically the life of all men in an esoteric way. All men must jump over many obstacles and defeat many foes if they hope to win the heart of a woman, said woman sitting there in a passive manner waiting for a winner to
Now I think that the GOTIS meme or the "there is no women on the internet" meme are memetic because there is some truth to it, or at least you could say there are no women on the internet that aren't attention seeking BPD whores. So really you do want to meet women in RL as us oldfags call it, or the "front rooms" as the zoomers call it.
Now really I think we might all be happier alone and single now that our libido has died down and we are set in our ways.
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lol, speak for yourself. It is important for a man to know how to be alone. It means that when you're in a bad relationship, you can cash out. And knowing how and when to cash out is essential to life. If you're fine being alone, that's okay. But for me, I like women too much to abandon their notion. Romance, sexuality, physicality, it gives a virility to life I would hate to lose.
Also "the front rooms" is retarded lmao. I looked it up. "Noclip into reality."
Maybe that's what Joe Rogan does when he slides off a DMT trip.
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You can learn a lot about yourself and life when you are alone and have peace and quiet. I can't deny I would also like to experience love before I die but what is life but a long list of wishes unfulfilled.
Joe Rogan trips into rooms made of steroids
. Yeah the zoomer internet stuff can be a bit silly but the back rooms stuff does give them a creative outlet and I think the reason it appeals to young men is that they spend a lot of their life lost in an ethereal abstract world of video games and the Internet, and the back rooms is that given physical form.I think there is a good chance that some of us in this thread will die alone, unloved, childless, and forgotten. I'm likely to be one of those people. At least even if we never find a soulmate we can at least find an understanding here as to why we will be forever alone. Death may take us before we ever find someone that will love us.
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I'm like Boogie2988, but worse. Plz DM bobs & vagoominah. Only human (i.e. huyte) women (no feminine penises).