Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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The Kiwi Farms watermarks did not deter Dax from attempting to spin the footage as proof Eric called the cops.
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@Perspicacity come back to the forum buddy, you're reduced to juju guarding? really? fucking shameful man...
 
lol at the random shit hammered guy at 6:00 into video 1.
Yeah, Mini Boogie is definitely out of it. Their exchange is somewhat comedic.

Wasted: I'm looking for a...
Cop: You're looking for a what?
Wasted: I'm looking for an Uber?
Cop: For an Uber, okay. Did you just leave there?
Wasted: Um, dude...like...
Cop: OK, get you an Uber, I want you stay here and do not walk any further, okay?
Wasted: Do not walk any...
Cop: You are being detained right now because you are...
Wasted: I am...
Cop: You're not in trouble, just find an Uber and I want to see you leave, okay?
(Wasted continues to fumble with his phone, as cop talks to others on the radio)
(Questions drunk, gets his name/birth, his birthdate is censored but you can see "/81", he's over 40 years old)
Cop: Do you have a Texas driver's license?
Wasted (slowly): I do, but it's temporary.
Wasted: Let me find it really quick, this right here... (almost sing-songy, before dropping it, and picking it up)
(Audio muted as cop examines it--temporary licenses are just a piece of paper)
Cop (to Lady Cop): Yeah, I was trying to positively identify.
Lady Cop (to Wasted): How long are they? (presumably how far away)
Cop (helpfully): I'm glad you're getting an Uber.
Wasted (now sounding like a complete retard): I do not know.
Cop: Did you drive here?
Wasted: I did not drive here. (I think I says "I live here.")
Cop: Oh, OK.
(Lady Cop and Wasted continue talking, with Wasted giving details on when and what his ride is, at this point, Cop goes over to Riley).
 
"A warrant only Eric knew about." Nigga I don't think the warrant against Riley was some hood secret that Eric was keeping in his back pocket. Am I going insane or did the warrant get posted to this thread shortly after it was issued?
In the video, the cop called back to HQ to run his name for warrants. It's like five fucking minutes in.
 
I love the side plot with the drunk guy, it's like the police gave Null free bonus content for his first time order.
I’ve been shitfaced drunk before but I don’t think I’ve ever been that drunk guy drunk before. Hope he had a good time. Good on the officers making sure drunk guy got an Uber home and tossed Dax Herrera’s midget retard in jail.
 
Yeah, Mini Boogie is definitely out of it. Their exchange is somewhat comedic.

Wasted: I'm looking for a...
Cop: You're looking for a what?
Wasted: I'm looking for an Uber?
Cop: For an Uber, okay. Did you just leave there?
Wasted: Um, dude...like...
Cop: OK, get you an Uber, I want you stay here and do not walk any further, okay?
Wasted: Do not walk any...
Cop: You are being detained right now because you are...
Wasted: I am...
Cop: You're not in trouble, just find an Uber and I want to see you leave, okay?
(Wasted continues to fumble with his phone, as cop talks to others on the radio)
(Questions drunk, gets his name/birth, his birthdate is censored but you can see "/81", he's over 40 years old)
Cop: Do you have a Texas driver's license?
Wasted (slowly): I do, but it's temporary.
Wasted: Let me find it really quick, this right here... (almost sing-songy, before dropping it, and picking it up)
(Audio muted as cop examines it--temporary licenses are just a piece of paper)
Cop (to Lady Cop): Yeah, I was trying to positively identify.
Lady Cop (to Wasted): How long are they? (presumably how far away)
Cop (helpfully): I'm glad you're getting an Uber.
Wasted (now sounding like a complete retard): I do not know.
Cop: Did you drive here?
Wasted: I did not drive here. (I think I says "I live here.")
Cop: Oh, OK.
(Lady Cop and Wasted continue talking, with Wasted giving details on when and what his ride is, at this point, Cop goes over to Riley).
It keeps going on and on too. Good on them for helping them get his ride sorted out instead of saving the time and just drunk tanking him for the night, I suppose.
 
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