Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Pill Cosby]

lol what a massive faggot or a puff as my grandad used to say.

 

[There She Glows]

He's more responsible than 99% of the people featured on this site.

• Schedules an Uber in advance because he knows he's going to be completely wasted.
• Instinctively complies with officers when he's too drunk to understand what's happening.
• Tries to be helpful and answers every question.
• "If I have to go to jail, that's fine."
• Apologizes for causing a nuisance and sounds like he means it.
• Successfully gets home after a nice night out.

Be like Drake, kids. Don't be like Dax, Riley, Mint, Rekieta, or anyone else in this thread.

Drake is the Gallant to Riley's Goofus.

 

[AltisticRight]

Isn't Sean the guy that will get children alcohol?
I guess he's sane compared to the other idiots.

I remember Eric July being a lolcow in his own right but my god Riley is just fucked up and needs to go

When?
Was it when your edaddies at CG and Juju was astroturfing their jealousy as "criticism"?

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lol what a massive faggot or a puff as my grandad used to say.

Puff, as in "poof"?
Juju takes it up the shitter. He is a poof.

 

[Incecticyder]

My favourite part was how this was propably the cops' first encounter with an actual lolcow. A routine trespassing became a stalking case only to evolve into the arrest of a "potential" pedo. Riley treated admiting multiple police calls for filming kids like an unholy fusion of an ice breaker and "get out of jail free" card which left the cops dumpfounded. "Hundreds of times" he said.

Also, is it me or did the cops express surprise as to the fact that a short, fat ogroid subspecies managed to find a girlfriend like Mint. She is an average 6 at best in the looks department but Riley alternates between -4 and -7 depending on the weather.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Oe just...I don't know, ignore them? Is cops or assault the only two options available or? It's not very libertarian to want THE MAN to come forcibly stop some guy from...standing outside a building.

You're saying if you had some fat stinky retard like Riley turning up to your shit with his piss smelling retarded pet annoying everyone you would just ignore it?

Fuck off. You wouldn't ignore it if it was you and you know you wouldn't.
Why the fuck should anyone put up with a fat, smelly fucking troll like Riley being an annoying piece of shit turning up where he isn't welcome and he's been told he isn't welcome.
Its stupid to try and say anyone should have to just put up with that faggy shit.

Mike Tyson was right, social media has made some people way to comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the mouth.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

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I requested and received the footage of Riley Mix being arrested at the Eric July Rippaverse event. The video is watermarked to annoy Juju (same with the thread). Texas footage is very cheap and I paid out of pocket; no Rekieta Bodycam footage money was spent on this. My treat.

Three officers responded: Finley, Jonhson, and Villagomez. Jonhson drove him to intake. The three bodycam feeds and the one cruiser dashcam is available on Rumble. I will upload them elsewhere later.

No footage is altered. 100% of available footage is delivered. There is some spots without sound. That's not me.

https://rumble.com/v54cz5c-riley-mix-arrest-june-8th-2024-finley-bodycam.html
https://rumble.com/v54do28-riley-mix-arrest-villagmez-bodycam-june-8th-2024.html
https://rumble.com/v54dirl-riley-mix-arrest-june-8th-2024-johnson-bodycam.html
https://rumble.com/v54dkx1-riley-mix-arrest-johnson-dashcam-june-8th-2024.html

My hope was to see him being peppersprayed. I still have no idea how his eyes got fucked up.

I cant tell if the UBER guy is really drunk or really retarded. Maybe both.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It's not very libertarian to want THE MAN to come forcibly stop some guy from...standing outside a building.

"oh you're a libertarian? stop using the roads, heh owned im so smart"

how about riley doesn't harass people at a private property venue he's not welcome at while having outstanding warrants for harassment and stalking? How about riley doesn't do things that get you warrants for harassment and stalking?

are you so stupid you can't comprehend that there's more than just july at these places riley is showing up to acting like a lunatic? Even in this case it wasn't july who called the police it was the venue owner who didn't want this fat retard harassing people outside the venue. Do you know the venue owner's politics? Politics of every fan riley came up to and infringed on their right to not be bothered by fat smelly piss play retards?

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

what a massive faggot or a puff as my grandad used to say.

Ever noticed how much of pussy Dick Masterson is now that Rekieta is not their to protect him with legal threats?

 

[KingPenguin120]

Thanks for this early 4th of July present Josh.

 

[Malaika]

Riley to cop : "This is a win for me to be honest!"
Gets arrested 20 minutes later

Lmfao dude, what the fuck

 

[AltisticRight]

>Officer Eric July used 3D assets
?????
This fat freak deserves to get Floyded just for that.

 

[KateHikes14]

My favourite part was how this was propably the cops' first encounter with an actual lolcow. A routine trespassing became a stalking case only to evolve into the arrest of a "potential" pedo. Riley treated admiting multiple police calls for filming kids like an unholy fusion of an ice breaker and "get out of jail free" card which left the cops dumpfounded. "Hundreds of times" he said.

Also, is it me or did the cops express surprise as to the fact that a short, fat ogroid subspecies managed to find a girlfriend like Mint. She is an average 6 at best in the looks department but Riley alternates between -4 and -7 depending on the

80% of who cops deal with regularly are "lolcows" minus the internet presence, they just don't generally expose their entire life to the internet like the lolcows we think of and know. They'll get the cops called on them for retarded behavior over and over, never learning a thing. If you were to ask the cops about their experience arresting Riley and dealing with Mint, they would likely describe it as picking up a new regular, not a bizarre and unusual unencountered species.

 

[Owlbear]

"Marie Hint" lying about her name was pretty funny. I don't think she expected that they would run the name, so she could get out of the trespassing charge by having the wrong name on the citation.

It's also funny how Riley used all the standard cluster-B excuses to try to get the cop to let him out of the car and stop the arrest. He's trying to be "cooperative" and "nice" while actually doing a bunch of annoying bullshit, in hopes that it will stop the arrest.

1. First, it's "I can just leave" when he's getting trespassed.
2. Then he says the handcuffs tightened on him when he was getting put in the car. Nice try, but the cops double-locked the cuffs so there's no way they tightened on you.
3. Then he says that he's just getting claustrophobic for the first time, probably in hopes that the cop will let him out of the car.

After that, he wanted to wear sunglasses for the mugshot to hide his eyes. Good job to officer Johnson for dealing with him.

I'm surprised she doesn't need a tard helmet.

What exactly would that protect?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Riley to cop : "This is a win for me to be honest!"
Gets arrested 20 minures later

Lmfao dude, what the fuck

He starts bitching to the cops about July using 3D assets and absolutely asinine shit.
He's just fucking oblivious to how he looks to anyone, with his fucking cape and dirt grimed into his skin and his piss scented whore that can't even get her name right, the guy is so brainrotted by Internet shit he thinks the cop would know or care about any of this stuff.
He's almost as stupid as Mint. Listening to her calling that fat Gnome "Young Clippa" and slobbering on to bemused randos about "Dick Massersun said..." just shows the general level of these absolute bottom feeders.
Dax is forced to associate with Planarium Worms like this because they're the only people he looks semi functional compared to.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

And can we talk about the magic powers that cop used to stick him to the post for the whole ordeal? Kept him right in place during the ordering of about 3 different ubers.

It's called good police work. Johnson was firm without being confrontational. His manner and speech told people "I am in charge," rather than the Alpha Male Grifter message of "You better pretend like I'm in charge or I will scream about prom."

I cant tell if the UBER guy is really drunk or really retarded. Maybe both.

In Dallas? Probably a pajeet.

Marie Hint" lying about her name was pretty funny. I don't think she expected that they would run the name, so she could get out of the trespassing charge by having the wrong name on the citation.

I do not think she even has that houseplant level of cunning. I actually believe her assertion that she gives her name as "Marie Hint Sala" because anything more than two syllables is incredibly complex to her.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Puff, as in "poof"?
Juju takes it up the shitter. He is a poof.

Poof is the posh way of saying "puff".

Ever noticed how much of pussy Dick Masterson is now that Rekieta is not their to protect him with legal threats?

I just find it funny. I thought he was pro-"free speech" I guess [probably] liking a tweet or [probably] following someone who he disagrees with.

I'm going to admit I'm being a massive fag for laughing about it. Then again I'm never going to be homecoming king or ever live in a Barbie Dream Mansion or dress up as Cow and get fucked in the ass so I'm just another faggot on the internet. I'm just a looser who will never get fucked in the ass.

 

[Incecticyder]

80% of who cops deal with regularly are "lolcows" minus the internet presence, they just don't generally expose their entire life to the internet like the lolcows we think of and know. They'll get the cops called on them for retarded behavior over and over, never learning a thing. If you were to ask the cops about their experience arresting Riley and dealing with Mint, they would likely describe it as picking up a new regular, not a bizarre and unusual unencountered species.

True but for me a lolcow is someone who almost always picks the option that destroys their life every day. Kind of like the final evolution of the average person the cops are expected to be called for. Being the town drunk/retard is not enough. You have to turn a horrible situation into an infinitely worse one like confessing to the police you might be a pedo mid arrest for stalking. Watching someone being regularly arrested for being drunk is boring. A lolcow is entertaining in their self-destruction and it keeps on giving.

 

[mfalkner]

Nigga what?

"He threatened to kill me because I made fun of his comic so I'm here to see if he does. He makes a bad comic and his fans threaten to kill me he's an ancap he hates you guys"

"That one guy keeps threatening me, I'm just standing out here"

Jesus Christ.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Josh talked about Mint being retarded and I figured he was exaggerating, but it's like there's nothing going on in her head at all. It's like: no thought, no thought, no thought, superchat!, no thought, no thought. She's some kind of Pavlovian thing in the shape of a human. Riley just orders her around like a dog, do this do that. It's pretty sad..

Joke's on you, she has a 120 IQ!!! (according to Dax).

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Seeing internet retards getting real life consequences for their shitty actions will never not be funny.