Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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I really don't understand what Juju is trying to say here. Is he attempting a joke, is it an accusation?

Whatever it is, it's both unfunny and untrue.
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Are Dax and his gaggle of retards defending a scam now?
 
Riley said that a lawyer told him that his stalking warrant was withdrawn or expired. There's only one lawyer I can think of in their sphere who gives terrible legal counsel.

Was he lying, or did Rekieta convince these retards that Riley didn't have to worry about getting arrested?

"Nick Rekieta told me I could go to Dallas bish!"
Nick Rekieta is the guy who told Ralph it's not desecration to cum on someone's grave and thinks it doesn't count as drug possession or child abuse to use your 9 year old as the cocaine version of a coffee civet as long as you're only doing it to purify the most potent coke metabolites for personal maritime law use. So its extremely plausible that he is advising Riley to the best of his ability.
 
I really don't understand what Juju is trying to say here. Is he attempting a joke, is it an accusation?

Whatever it is, it's both unfunny and untrue.
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Are Dax and his gaggle of retards defending a scam now?
Funnily enough Juju has his own cryptocurrency called Dickels. Needless to say it's essentially less than worthless and nobody trades in it.
 
Funnily enough Juju has his own cryptocurrency called Dickels. Needless to say it's essentially less than worthless and nobody trades in it.
I hope that's not true, that's actually sad.

As per Juju's boring play book, it seems he's just leaving out bait so he can cause controversy and get attention for his dying show.

No wonder he is jealous of Eric July.
 
First of all, I'd like to thank Null for providing us with this entertaining material.

What is that ensemble Mint has on? Cartman beanie, sweatshirt, some sort of too-long leggings under highlighter yellow nike shorts, uggs. This girl can't even dress herself. I'm surprised she doesn't need a tard helmet.
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No idea, but it only lacks a Sonichu medallion and a "please be patient, I have autism" cap and Juju could sell such sets as merchandise. Call it "The Compleat Sped - Female/Tranny" or something. (Of course the "Male" version would be Mr. Mix's "Clippaverse" ensemble). He can hype it with, "As seen on bodycam".

Jokes aside, it looks whorish as hell - I'm surprised that the cop didn't think she was soliciting and that Mix was her pimp.

His sped outfit and fuckwittery such as "He says he's against wokeness but his comic book got a black dude with a woman, which is also woke...his comics are based on 3D models!" would disabuse anyone of  that notion - Riley Mix appears too low-IQ for even that "profession".

Dax streaming with Rekieta tonight, should be one for the books.
That ought to be classy stuff. They can explore profound topics such as police overreach in the Comic Book field, comparing the Balldo and the Bovine Fursuit(?Murrsuit) with respect to orgasmic enhancement, as well as affirming their free speech essentialism regarding things like lolicon hentai (but of course not that damn dirty Kiwi Farms stuff - that's only ingrates like "John" slandering law-abiding citizens like them.)
 
lol at the random shit hammered guy at 6:00 into video 1.

Did the random drunk guy ever get his Uber? This bothers me the most. Did he get home and will he a read a text along lines of "Dude! You got a cameo on Kiwifarms!" He's going to have a hell of a hangover. I feel bad for random dude.

I really don't understand what Juju is trying to say here. Is he attempting a joke, is it an accusation?

Whatever it is, it's both unfunny and untrue.
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Are Dax and his gaggle of retards defending a scam now?

He believes that coffeezilla has his own crypto or he didn't bother to read the tweet, low IQ or ADHD. Take your pick
 
He believes that coffeezilla has his own crypto or he didn't bother to read the tweet, low IQ or ADHD. Take your pick
I think he’s trying to make an analogy to suggest that Coffeezilla’s content is a scam or a grift in the same way that Coffeezilla presents crypto scams as being. It’s dumb and unfunny because Dax isn’t a good comedian and doesn’t understand humour.
 
I really don't understand what Juju is trying to say here. Is he attempting a joke, is it an accusation?

Whatever it is, it's both unfunny and untrue.
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Are Dax and his gaggle of retards defending a scam now?
Juju paypigs are the exact kind of retards who would fall for a shitcoin, Dax is the kind of guy who would encourage it to make himself feel better
 
I think he’s trying to make an analogy to suggest that Coffeezilla’s content is a scam or a grift in the same way that Coffeezilla presents crypto scams as being. It’s dumb and unfunny because Dax isn’t a good comedian and doesn’t understand humour.

I can't wait if coffeezilla rips into New Project grift
 
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I think he’s trying to make an analogy to suggest that Coffeezilla’s content is a scam or a grift in the same way that Coffeezilla presents crypto scams as being. It’s dumb and unfunny because Dax isn’t a good comedian and doesn’t understand humour.
The plan appears to be to take a contrarian viewpoint so they can cause shit with normie drama YouTube circles. It seems like they've all got together to decide this in a gay discord cabal. It's a dumb plan, it was stillborn as Jim, and literally everyone who isn't painfully trying to look for any relevance - like Juju, Ralph, Vito - all agree on it. Only their ardent ball washers will back them on this.
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It's why Ralph is seemingly going after Metokur for doing his Boogie2988 scam stream.
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Ralph is making out that being blocked and ignored is a huge W, when really it just further limits his relevance. This is pure, distilled, cope. It really shows how Ralph and his associates really are like a leper colony because of their behaviour. Sad!
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The plan appears to be to take a contrarian viewpoint so they can cause shit with normie drama YouTube circles. It seems like they've all got together to decide this in a gay discord cabal. It's a dumb plan, it was stillborn as Jim literally everyone who isn't painfully trying to look for any relevance - like Juju, Ralph, Vito - all agree on it. Only their ardent ball washers will back then on this.
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It's why Ralph is seemingly going after Metokur for doing his Boogie2988 scam stream.
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Ralph is making out that being blocked and ignored is a huge W, when really it just further limits his relevance. This is pure, distilled, cope. It really shows how Ralph and his associates really are like a leper colony because of their behaviour. Sad!
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I think he’s also trying to get into the fat folds of Boogie (who he dreamed of as the co-host of Biggest Problem and settled for Vedo). And that could be a clout gain for Dax, if Daddy Keemstar dumps Boogie. Which I doubt for now. I feel like Dax wants to be the Paul Heyman of the lolcow world.
 
Dax showing part of the Riley arrest video backfired immensely in my opinion. It propably made his fanbase search for the rest of it and that does not look good for Riley or Dax. Also, Mint failing to identify herself and potentially facing criminal charges is the cherry on the cake. What will it be then? "Mint is smart enough to be trusted with making her own choices" or "Mint is too dumb to be held responsible for lying about her name to the police."

I can't wait if coffeezilla rips into New Project grift
Why kick that hornets' nest? Oh wait, he is stupid.
 
I hope if (when?) some of these retarded sex pests end up in prison- that the guards wallpaper the prison cells in this copyright backdrop.

It's tastefully done and growing on me with every page.
 
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If he’s actually indigent, he’s going to be far better going with a court appointed lawyer than some overpaid shyster.
Don't worry, Riley. Dax will pay your legal fees.
I hope that's not true, that's actually sad.
Nope, it's true. He tried very hard to promote it as "buy it as a funny joke ack ack gimme money to own the. . . Someone! Ack!"
 
The plan appears to be to take a contrarian viewpoint so they can cause shit with normie drama YouTube circles. It seems like they've all got together to decide this in a gay discord cabal. It's a dumb plan, it was stillborn as Jim literally everyone who isn't painfully trying to look for any relevance - like Juju, Ralph, Vito - all agree on it. Only their ardent ball washers will back then on this.
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It's why Ralph is seemingly going after Metokur for doing his Boogie2988 scam stream.
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Ralph is making out that being blocked and ignored is a huge W, when really it just further limits his relevance. This is pure, distilled, cope. It really shows how Ralph and his associates really are like a leper colony because of their behaviour. Sad!
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That's actually somewhat surprising to me. It's not surprising that Dax would be a contrarian because he always is, but he seems to shit on Boogie a lot, both before and after he floated the idea of him doing his Biggest Problem reboot.
It's also surprising that he's saying this around the time of the Metokur stream, and having listened to a little bit of it he was extremely passionate in his contempt for Boogie trying to scam his audience. It's not surprising he's quoting Coffee Zilla and a screenshot of a Cr1TiKaL video instead of trying to directly call out someone like Jim. He's pragmatic and intelligent enough to know if he starts a feud with Jim it will be a fucking disaster for him because he has so many skeletons in his closet and it's been a complete disaster for Ralph and Mersh.
 
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