Containment What If?

[Muncie Anderson]

what if Chris(tine) was a Cubs fan?

His version of "Go, Cubs, Go" would probably mention his love quest, but it wouldn't be as grating as his rendition of that Avril Lavigne song.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was cursed by some gypsies?

 

[Silvally]

What if Chris's life was just one really really long Twilight Zone episode?

you sure its not?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb's horde became a battlefield?

Horderlands

 

[Caz]

What if Barb's horde became a battlefield?

Horderlands

Chris becomes the autistic reincarnation of Genghis Khan.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris was cursed by some gypsies?

Oh come on, the curse that Chris tried to place on Mary Lee Walsh obviously backfired and reflected onto him.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris and Clyde Cash did the fusion dance together?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris and Clyde Cash did the fusion dance together?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went back in time to yesterday and tried to rig the election so Hillary won instead?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris went back in time to yesterday and tried to rig the election so Hillary won instead?

Why do you think Trump won...?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if the Secret Service were made aware of Chris' recent Tweets about Trump?

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What if the Secret Service were made aware of Chris' recent Tweets about Trump?

Oh, they have.

But I'm curious where the Tran of the Hour is rn.

Maybe curled up in a ball by his cat's litterbox and the dog's shitting papers?

Using neither one as he stares into the dark void of despair over Trump and the Feds.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a suicide bomber and tried to kill both him and Trump?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris became a suicide bomber and tried to kill both him and Trump?

The dumbass would gloat about his plans on Facebook, which would tip the feds off and get his sorry ass thrown in jail.

What if Chris had the opportunity to speak to Trump?

 

[Garfieldchu]

The dumbass would gloat about his plans on Facebook, which would tip the feds off and get his sorry ass thrown in jail.

What if Chris had the opportunity to speak to Trump?

He'd blather incoherently about Sonichu, trolls, blarms and his lesbian soul.

What if he curse ye ha me ha-ed a secret service jerkop?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) had gotten the Democratic nomination instead of Hillary? What if (s)he tries to get it in 2020?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris took a member berry?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris took a member berry?

Member when Sonic's arms weren't freaking blue? oh yeah i member
What if Chris and Clyde Cash ran against each other for president in 2020?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris had the opportunity to speak to Trump?

I was thinking about posting that scenario. I think Trump would probably maintain an air of professionalism that would immediately disarm Chris and reduce him to mumbling, as Chris would be expecting Trump to be like a Sonichu villain IRL.

Then Chris would post on FB and portray Trump as a brute male aggressor, and how Chris valliantly stood his ground against Trump.

What if Chris' brain was replicated in a machine?

 

[$hady-Laydee]

What would happen if Chris were to be drafted into the military and would have to serve on the front lines and risk being bombed 24/7?