Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Many such cases. "I used to be a normal person you could have a pleasant conversation with. Then Trump happened and I took that as my queue to become an insufferable, over-opinionated cunt." A sad tale we've seen too many times. Of course, considering the dark shit in Pat's past, I'm not sure how reliable his word is on this.

If Pat told me the sky was blue, I'd think to myself "oh my god you fat retard, what did you do to the sky?" and make sure to check outside.
Trump's election seriously did ruin a lot of people. I blame the late night shows particularly for this.
 
I know right he hasn't even talked about the video game to one of his books.

I'm mildly disappointed that it's not actually based on Fats' book
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Allah willing this is the first step fat takes towards full Sovereign Citizen batshittery because it would be so unfathomably fucking funny if he tried that freepig on the land thing the next time the cops rolled up on him
In just a couple of pages we've gone from "nah he'd never do that, that's a pipe dream" to "holy shit he's actually becoming an authoritarian SovCit somehow"
 
Because apparently the literal and actual supreme court is fuckin beneath him now
Wow, I didn't know we had another Fat Rick to add to General Fatton, Porque Squealer, and all the others. There's literally no field where this pinhead doesn't think he knows more than people who have spent their entire adult lives studying. Get a look at Fatrick Wendell Jones over here.
Someone who wasn’t as insanely, malignantly narcissistic as Pat would perhaps pause and consider the possibility that he doesn’t understand the legal system as much as he thinks he does.

Somehow, despite multiple disastrous legal undertakings to his name, that thought never occurs to him.
To be fair, in the Quasi outing, he apparently had two grifting shysters who were glad to lead him down the primrose path instead of telling him what ethical lawyers would have: that it was clearly a frivolous lawsuit and he'd lose. It's not like it was even a close call. I wonder if they even bothered to tell him that if you drag a discovery dispute into court and lose, you basically automatically owe the other side's fees.
 
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Patrick jumps in on someone's discussion of the Trump economy.
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Allah willing this is the first step fat takes towards full Sovereign Citizen batshittery because it would be so unfathomably fucking funny if he tried that freepig on the land thing the next time the cops rolled up on him

If he tries something, I hope they slap those fat tits around and tell him to cut the nonsense.
 
Ya know one of fat's never ending list of character flaws that doesnt get nearly the attention it should is his habit of smugly declaring that some third party, be it the police, the courts, the "industry", hooligans bar and grill, the fbi, and now the supreme court are all in total lockstep agreement with him and are implicitly working directly with him so that he might geteven* with the stalker childs
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What makes this all so much more fascinating is that he flipflops from fatly seething about how useless the cops and courts and feds and such are and how they are actively aiding the stalkerchilds to NOCHILD THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE LYING CHILD THEY WILL PUT YOU IN PRISON CHILD the moment he flips his gay little tuft wig at a felony toilet impersonator, as if we cant plainly see him whining the contrary five minutes previous, and given how he is obesely gloating about how the cops have his fatback while simultaneously suing them for not doing what he shrieked at them to do, there really doesnt seem to be any limit for this cognitive dissonance

*for those who remember this old RLM fodder movie, when AI has advanced enough we need to frankenstein together a fatrick remake because that would be really fucking funny
 
Perhaps other Kiwis can relate, but I think I hate EconoPat the most because he treads on an area of some expertise for me. Still waiting for those short positions he took against Tesla to get posted. Oh, wait, he had to pay Quasi instead? Too bad.
Thankfully, IT Pat was outsourced.
 
Ya know one of fat's never ending list of character flaws that doesnt get nearly the attention it should is his habit of smugly declaring that some third party, be it the police, the courts, the "industry", hooligans bar and grill, the fbi, and now the supreme court are all in total lockstep agreement with him and are implicitly working directly with him so that he might geteven* with the stalker childs
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What makes this all so much more fascinating is that he flipflops from fatly seething about how useless the cops and courts and feds and such are and how they are actively aiding the stalkerchilds to NOCHILD THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE LYING CHILD THEY WILL PUT YOU IN PRISON CHILD the moment he flips his gay little tuft wig at a felony toilet impersonator, as if we cant plainly see him whining the contrary five minutes previous, and given how he is obesely gloating about how the cops have his fatback while simultaneously suing them for not doing what he shrieked at them to do, there really doesnt seem to be any limit for this cognitive dissonance

*for those who remember this old RLM fodder movie, when AI has advanced enough we need to frankenstein together a fatrick remake because that would be really fucking funny
Pat still as delusional, and fat, as ever.
 
Oh those good times, before Trump became president... *sigh*
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I love it when these people admit that Trump has sucked all the joy out of their lives. They used to have hobbies and interests. They used to have creativity and levity. Now it’s all Trump all the time. All politics all the time. They may as well put on wedding dresses and stop the clocks in their houses.
 
It's kinda wild how he managed to go unnoticed in an era where every shitty take was latched onto and discussed in detail. I guess Fat Rick's always been fat and unimportant.
Kotaku in Action did notice him though
Perhaps other Kiwis can relate, but I think I hate EconoPat the most because he treads on an area of some expertise for me. Still waiting for those short positions he took against Tesla to get posted. Oh, wait, he had to pay Quasi instead? Too bad.
I feel the same when he talks about science. Physics in particular.
Only popped on to read PM's. I'm glad something from this pig fuck happened on my Birthday. Keep on coping Patrick. It brings us great joy to watch you suffer.
 
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whole thing caught on security cam
Patrick has a very peculiar security camera that never quite seems to catch the good bits anymore after that weird fat guy vandalized his property with non permanent markers and weak insults. That's just too big of a mystery for me, we need to call in the Hardly Boys. Any time we see something these days it's because Niki filmed it or someone else did. We need the body cam.
Actually in tears right now.....only way this could get any funnier is if the xitter-lib hive mind takes notice and Jihads him for mansplaining over a brown woman of brownness#
Please, fucking please, let that happen
Wouldn't be the first time he got into a fight with minority Twitter and won't be the last. Nobody who interacts with him likes him and that's what makes him special. Well that and his bulbous form and many chins.
Fatticus Finch?
Pudge Judy?
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Pudge Fatt. "I am the law, child. Enjoy prison."
 
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Fugging lawl the oinking finally made one of his followers snap and beg him to just shut the fuck up for five minutes, with fat responding the usual way.
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When a fellow named Joshua Moon decided to defend himself from defamation, he gathered some money and lawyered up. He did not waste time "simply correct[ing] the lies". When he demonstrated he was ready, willing, and able to take some people to court for defamation, all of them retracted their claims.

Why don't you do the same, Ricky? Could it be that Nikki's mom has told you to knock it off with the retarded lolsuits?
 
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