Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fear and Bullets]

The balldo is now whining about how he feels guilty til proven innocent. This really is a fucking drag.

Nick, the reason your entire town looks at you funny is you got your fuckin nine year old coked up. Your charges, true or not, are fucking despicable. You are a white dindu nuffin. I can imagine "It's draining, it's cumbersome, it's soul crushing " Good. I wish Nicky rackets a million felonies.

 

[AltisticRight]

The balldo is now whining about how he feels guilty til proven innocent. This really is a fucking drag.

Nick, the reason your entire town looks at you funny is you got your fuckin nine year old coked up. Your charges, true or not, are fucking despicable. You are a white dindu nuffin. I can imagine "It's draining, it's cumbersome, it's soul crushing " Good. I wish Nicky rackets a million felonies.

Vanilla flavoured Dindu Nuffin.
White Bread asss dindu.

 

[anionfarflung]

Rekieta-Woltjer Clan Genealogy​

Attached is a zip of the Rekieta-Woltjer genealogy in regard to this case. I tried to include relevant and potentially relevant relatives. My hope is that this will help clarify relationships where there has been confusion before.

For instance, when someone reports that Kayla's sister reported concerns about the children, this should answer which sister and how she is related.

Notes:

• I used the open source GRAMPS software to organize this data and to produce the Web-format report.
• The structure of the report is a Web site. The root folder has been zipped. Simply unzip the folder and open index.html to start browsing.
• Almost every individual has a photo.
• Children's names have been redacted, as well as exact birth dates. I'm pretty sure that no minors (apart from Nick's anonymous children) are even included.
• The easiest starting point is probably to choose one of Nick's and Kayla's (anonymous) kids and select ancestors as shown in a thumbnail below.
• Women are listed under maiden names when possible, as is customary in genealogy. E.g. Kayla is under Kayla Diane Woltjer not Kayla Diane Rekieta. There are a couple of married women for whom I didn't find the maiden names; they were saved in GRAMPS with "Married Name" noted, but not sure how that appears in this report.
• Every individual with a Facebook profile I could find has that Facebook profile linked in their Notes section. Surprisingly it was most individuals.
• Sources with proof of relationships (e.g. obituaries) are included in the Sources section of many individuals' data.
• Do be sure to check the notes for extra info if you're curious.
• For a couple of younger individuals I had to guess about parents, notably with the Owens.
• Following on the prior point it's well possible that I have made some errors. It's almost certain. Be sure to double-check any data in cases where it matters, and feel free to let me know any errors you find.
• Ideally this can be a reference when people have questions about relationships. With the structure of a discussion board I don't know who to make that practical; I don't want to impose on the OP authors. If you have any ideas let me know.
• With enough corrections to be made I'm sure this will have versions.
• Yes, I totally went retardedly overboard with this.

PS Pretty sure all the Sletta kids are adopted, except for AnneElizabeth Mae (Sletta) Meyer.
PPS Nick's older sister Kristen Claeys is also apparently adopted.
PPPS I made one slight change and re-uploaded related to the PPS above. V1.1 already I guess.

Edit: Corrected Kayla's middle name.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

The balldo is now whining about how he feels guilty til proven innocent. This really is a fucking drag.

Nick, the reason your entire town looks at you funny is you got your fuckin nine year old coked up.

He thinks they can't see the evidence of him being a polysubstance-abusing inebriated clown on his own channel. Total delusion.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Allowed
Methods of cooking Eggs

Try putting your eggs in a blender before cooking them. You'll get the fluffiest, most consistent scramble you've ever had.

 

[AnOminous]

This is shockingly boring, is this what his streams were like before he really started drunk streaming and became incomprehensible?
With the cokestream and the arrest and everything I feel so spoiled for content. Why can't he just implode already?

No, he was coherent back then. Now he's not wasted enough to be a funny train wreck, but he's still so brain-charred that most of what he says makes no sense at all.

The balldo is now whining about how he feels guilty til proven innocent. This really is a fucking drag.

Nick, the reason your entire town looks at you funny is you got your fuckin nine year old coked up.

Poor poor Balldo Man. What a victim. That innocent until proven guilty shit only applies to the court. Anyone else can recognize you are a total piece of shit already.

 

[Dingus Egg]

No, he was coherent back then. Now he's not wasted enough to be a funny train wreck, but he's still so brain-charred that most of what he says makes no sense at all.

He's significantly closer to what he sounded like before polysubstance abuse took over his life. I'm honestly surprised. Agree that he's less coherent 100%. At least he hasn't gone on a 25 minute toast to someone's dead dog yet.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is claiming that Rumble is “sponsoring” this stream.

X

I stopped watching because he was constantly fucked up

Just to clarify, he was “fucked up” when he was sober?

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick, the reason your entire town looks at you funny is you got your fuckin nine year old coked up. Your charges, true or not, are fucking despicable

Coked up nine year olds, Dude.

 

[Fear and Bullets]

Nick is claiming that Rumble is “sponsoring” this stream.

X


Just to clarify, he was “fucked up” when he was sober?

Beat me to the punch lmao. He's literally just pushing a sale for rumble merch. I'm guessing with that and the little pillar fuckin thing he's reaaaally trying to get that relationship smoothed over

 

[Dingus Egg]

Just to clarify, he was “fucked up” when he was sober?

Usually the starts of his streams back then, before he started and then continued drinking late into the night. You can drink some amount of alcohol and not be hammered.

 

[Judex Meus]

Was he ever like this sober on his show back in the day?

He was somewhat more coherent but his show has always been slow-paced and largely boring. Aside from the trial streams his content largely consisted of a loose plan of topics, but he'd jump on and off of tangents constantly. Oh, and the giant fucking blocks of reading superchats about people's dead moms or whatever so he'd do shots.

It's like people in this thread forgot that 90% of his streams before coke were usually boring as shit, which is why I had a habit of putting them on in the background at work. Occasionally there's be something interesting but it was always slow-paced when trials weren't going on.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He was somewhat more coherent but his show has always been slow-paced and largely boring.

My question was whether he talked like he was on speed and jumped from topic to topic like crazy while (ostensibly) sober.

 

[Fear and Bullets]

He's been on this same stupid ass topic of presidential immunity for over an hour now and he's using the dumbest fuckin examples. I genuinely can't figure out if he's gacked out or not. I know that big ass schnoz can probably keep a lotta air with the extra space from septum deviation, but he genuinely hasn't took more than three fucking seconds to breathe.

He keeps getting stuck on this idea that this ruling now means that the military can be sent to enact assassination plots against political rivals. He also somehow thinks this is a perfectly reasonable idea. He's been on the same fucking article taking it on and off screen every two sentences. He's also occasionally playing dindu.
I just summarized the last two hours of the riveting content that his jannies are sticking around for.
Edit: oh, and he's also constantly doing a trump impression in incredibly unfunny what if jokes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's been on this same stupid ass topic of presidential immunity for over an hour now and he's using the dumbest fuckin examples

He REALLY loves the sound of his own voice. And he probably spent all day workshopping these terrible “jokes” with April the tatted up skank.

 

[Dingus Egg]

It's like people in this thread forgot that 90% of his streams before coke were usually boring as shit, which is why I had a habit of putting them on in the background at work. Occasionally there's be something interesting but it was always slow-paced when trials weren't going on.

Reading the news
Interesting guests
Non-interesting guests like Drexel
Trial coverage
Playing deposition footage

My question was whether he talked like he was on speed and jumped from topic to topic like crazy while (ostensibly) sober.

Yes. He would frequently go on tangents about random shit. They used to be generally entertaining, now they're just shitty not jokes.

 

[Judex Meus]

My question was whether he talked like he was on speed and jumped from topic to topic like crazy while (ostensibly) sober.

He might be talking a little faster than he used to, hard to tell honestly since it's been so long, and the pseduo-standup routine is a (relatively) new thing, but he's never been good about staying on topic. Ever.

 

[Dingus Egg]

this one is from 5 years ago now, I just picked it at random to compare to make sure I'm not nuts. He read the article at the end for about an hour maybe an hour and a half because he was going off topic. Same speed of talking, maybe a bit faster. Pre-Rittenhouse iirc.

 

[Fear and Bullets]

Nick is so boring his chat is now just making fun of some guy arguing about the election.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick must really want us to talk about coon slaughter some more.