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But will he chimp when he isn't able to Make America Great Again?
Realistically, he'll have forgotten this whole ordeal within the next six months. He had an enormous meltdown when Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" tape leaked, though. I only posted one cap, but it was a giant flood of pro-Trump conspiracy drivel. I had to sift to get the specific one I was talking about.

Which is beautifully ironic due to the fact that he's always looked down upon conspiracy theorists. He's never been very political prior to this election, but the few times conspiracies came up, he'd always voice a negative opinion. Ironically, it was one of the few things about him that I admired. He still considers himself to be a rational thinker, though, because "this is different" apparently.
 
I had a guy knock on my apartment door repeatedly for a few minutes. We didn't know the guy, so we didn't let him in but he wouldn't stop knocking. He seems harmless, and there were two of us, so we decided to open the door and ask what he wanted. Then, no joke, this is the conversation that followed with him and my roommate.

"Hey, is this my apartment."

"No it's not."

"Oh, well can I use your bathroom."

"Hold on, let me check with my roommate. Hey, should we let this guy use the bathroom."

"I'll be quick."

"I guess, as long as he leaves when he's done."

"Okay great."

'Guy goes to washroom'

"He'll probably steal something while he's in there."

"What's he gonna steal? We don't have anything in there except for the soap and the toilet paper that's worth stealing."

"Maybe he's drunk or high or something."

"Maybe."

"Okay, thanks guys."

'Guy walks out of apartment'

"I'm gonna check the bathroom. Holy shit, I think he masturbated in here after he took a shit."

"Did he flush?"

"What do you think?"

"No?"

"I'm looking right at it."

"I'm not coming in there to look, you might as well flush it."

After that I would occasionally (like, two times since) see the guy in the building. I don't think he remembers.
 
@Darwin Watterson How did Jeffrey react to Trump winning?
Oh yeah, been meaning to post that. He made this big spiel about how this is a victory for the common man and that "Mr. Trump" winning is a testament to anyone succeeding in politics. So now he wants to run for governor of our state. I don't think he realizes the myriad of reasons why he can't, the first of which is that he's too young. EDIT: Here's a cap.
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I love how he wants to be governor, but has no fucking idea when the elections for that even are.
 
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Oh yeah, been meaning to post that. He made this big spiel about how this is a victory for the common man and that "Mr. Trump" winning is a testament to anyone succeeding in politics. So now he wants to run for governor of our state. I don't think he realizes the myriad of reasons why he can't, the first of which is that he's too young. EDIT: Here's a cap.
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I love how he wants to be governor, but has no fucking idea when the elections for that even are.
Jeez, I can feel the smugness oozing out of that status.
 
Oh yeah, been meaning to post that. He made this big spiel about how this is a victory for the common man and that "Mr. Trump" winning is a testament to anyone succeeding in politics. So now he wants to run for governor of our state. I don't think he realizes the myriad of reasons why he can't, the first of which is that he's too young. EDIT: Here's a cap.
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I love how he wants to be governor, but has no fucking idea when the elections for that even are.

If he did run I have a feeling it would be hilarious.
 
Oh, something else I figure I should address before someone notices and points it out: If you look at most of these caps, you'll see a drop-down arrow by the privacy settings to change them. There's a reason for that.

A while back, he and I got into an argument over IM, and it ended with him getting pissy, unfriending me, and blocking me so that I could no longer see his page. What he DOESN'T know, however, is that I managed to get his login info this one time I was over there and he carelessly left his laptop unattended with Facebook open. I'm sure he'll add me back eventually, especially now that I'd give him another person to gloat to. But I'll log into his account from time to time to check in on him and see what he's been up to. It's not the first time it's happened, and I'm sure it won't be the last.

I honestly didn't even think of that 'till I looked at that latest cap again, and wanted to get it out of the way preemptively before someone noticed and cried "FAKE!"
 
I got facebook a while ago to help stay in contact with my family since moving away and a lot of people added me from my old college (the special needs one) and now my facebook feed is occasionally sprinkled with them openly liking cartoon porn or making dumb drama posts which is kind of what i expected but it's too funny to actually unfriend them for....
 
This is embarrassing but I was briefly involved with a girl who could definitely have a thread here.

When I first met her, she faked a seizure in the middle of the party for attention. She was a Wiccan and had a lot of weird piercings and kept trying to convince me that this bridge in our town was haunted and that whenever she took people there, they would black out and see a demon. She was essentially a pathological liar with a history of "rape", celebrity exes, having mystery illnesses and cancer, having thirty siblings (?!?!) etc.

The other day I came across a "call out" post for her. Except now she's a "he". Apparently "he" recently lied about a sibling dying to get people to send him money, which he used to get his nails done and go to Burning Man. Also came out that he'd been using his (actually) dead friend's money to go on vacations.

Of course, this led to chimping out, more lying, social media deletion, and then starting the bullshit cycle over with new people. I have access to their current Facebook but it's disturbingly normal on the surface.
 
A video from one of my exceptional Flickr friends:


He's obsessed with the max headroom pirating incident.
 
As I predicted, he added me back. And oooooh boy, he couldn't have picked a better time. At around 5 in the morning today he posted this gem:
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There's just so much about this that I love.

Maddie is another cousin of ours, and she's made an appearance in another cap. I love how she picks his entire narrative apart and it does absolutely nothing to shatter his delusion. I also love how he still hasn't done even the most basic research on this job he supposedly wants. His job, by the way, was a retail stockboy. That he worked at for 5 months. Clearly he's in the same boat as John McCain.

I really wish he wasn't my cousin so I could start a thread on him.
 
This is a guy I've explained in the Weeaboo thread before. I call him Subject K.

K is a reddit user who frequents the Gundam subreddit. He might be on his eighth account right now and it's not a matter of him coming back after multiple bans. But I'm getting ahead of myself here. Let's back up.

K really likes the current Gundam show, Iron Blooded Orphans. Like a lot, and as such posts about it almost exclusively. He will post any and all news regarding the show, so long as it makes the show look like a massive success. And he doesn't like people talking shit about the show, and that's where the multiple accounts come in. In order to defend IBO, he had seven accounts active at the same time in order to try and control the discussion.

See, it's not a big community by reddit standards. Each new episode gets maybe 300 replies in the discussion thread, that being the largest thread of the week. You're not going to get massive amounts of Reddit Karma there, so imagine what a guy with seven accounts can do. If people complain, he can quickly bury them while boosting his own side. This guy had the gall to tell people stuff like "this is a thread discussing IBO. If you're going to complain about it you should leave." And this persisted for months until people finally had enough of him, but that's later on. He also wanted posting material from /m/ to be a bannable offense.

Now, I mentioned how he posts stuff relating to the show almost exclusively. He was flooding the feed at one point, enough that a few individuals came out and said they were avoiding the subreddit because it was all about IBO. But he didn't want to hear about how the first season wasn't popular in Japan. Like at all. Even if people sourced their info, he would arrogantly dismiss them as haters. Correction, hater as he began accusing people of being socks of other guys as well as some guy on the Gundam forums. His attitude got worse as time went on, complaining people were discussing other shows.

Here's an example. He was getting agitated that a second season wasn't announced, and when Daisuki said they had news for Gundam fans he took it as they were announcing season 2. Some people pointed out to him that they could be announcing they were streaming the TV version of Gundam Unicorn (which they did), but he dismissed them as saying it was an announcement for Gundam fans. Daisuki then said they had no info on there being a season 2, and K flipped out. He made a thread discussing with his alternate accounts how shit Japan's tastes were, including a healthy dose of racial swears. It was deleted, and season 2 was announced.

He also tries to start shit with fans of other shows. Mostly Gundam Reconguista in G. ANN created this narrative about how it was this massive flop that no one liked (despite a pile of evidence to the contrary), and their readers repeated that. So imagine what happens when despite receiving much more promotion, IBO was selling around the same as G-Reco (still a lot by modern standards)? K goes on about how IBO has a higher average, resulting in people pointing of the volume to volume sales, as well as IBO vol 1 being sold at half price as well as pointing out you don't compare averages when IBO had just started. He tried this again when the releases were nearly done, but numbers were a lot closer with two more volumes to go (he thought it was the final). One of the last straws people had with him was him linking to a podcast saying "I like G-Reco, but I agree with these guys that the only reason it's liked is because Tomino was the director. The show is a mess." When people were finally calling him out, he tried to laugh it off as people giving him shit for not liking the show.

In the end, he kinda knew his time was up. People kept calling him out on having multiple accounts, as his posting style was real obvious with poor grammar and random capitalization, but he maintained that really the people complaining were the ones with socks. He said 16 members were the same guy, but never said who. He then urged people to leave reddit and join him on the Gundam forums. Someone compiled a lot of evidence supporting those accounts they were all K and sent it to the mods, who finally decided to do something about it. K tried deleting some of his accounts, but the rest got suspended before he could finish. 7 accounts in total.

Almost immediately, a new account was created. Same arguments, same tastes (MGS V and coming off like a complete edgelord) and a similar posting style. It's believed by some this is K evading the ban, but the mods are apparently giving him a second chance until he acts out again. He's also on the Toonami Reddit a good bit now, defending the show by lying his ass off. He'll talk about the latest episodes with the Gundam fanbase, then turn around and act like he's seeing the show for the first time with the dub. One point he even said "the first half of season one was pretty bad, but I hear the second half is amazing" (many people think the second half is weaker) despite fanboying the show over there. He's claimed he's in middle school, but given the discussion leading into this (middle schoolers wouldn't watch the show), there's doubt.

Also goes into the ratings threads to continuously say the show is doing fine despite how many people stop watching Toonami when it comes on. Even when Jojo loses 300k from DBZ, IBO somehow manages to lose another 150k on top of that. IBO used to lose 300k, but that was when the lead-in was One Punch Man which held onto DBZ viewers. To K, the guy in charge of the block having to say things are fine (despite the noticeable drop in ratings since IBO started) is good enough. Like, he doesn't seem to grasp people in television wouldn't advertise their programming isn't doing well over social media.

Last part of this was the recent marathon. They did one for Halloween, since they thought people would be out partying on Saturday rather than watching imported cartoons. All IBO, so people began talking about how it was going to tank. K went and made a bet with someone that IBO would pull in three episodes with over a million viewers, and told the guy if IBO did so he would have to eat a raw chicken on his podcast. Guy pointed out how sick someone could get doing that and how rare triple millions have been lately, never mind for a marathon. Instead he proposed that by the third episode the ratings for the target demo would drop under a reasonable .37 like the show would pull on a regular night. Show pulled under that mark and not even one episode scored a million viewers.

K at least admitted his loss. Have to give him props for that.

Oh yeah, one more thing on K. He's really souring on Toonami ratings threads. When IBO first started airing in the States, he would pull up ratings to brag about how good it was doing. However, Toonami's ratings began dropping. First IBO was the big loss of the night when One Punch Man was in the second slot (taking it from IBO 6 episodes in), losing around 300 viewers each week. Then Jojo (another show he likes) replaced OPM and Jojo began losing those viewers, with IBO losing another 150k on top of that.

Toonami's overall ratings are down right now. There are a lot of reasons as to why. Early shows don't hold viewers that well (except DBZ and OPM), and the later half of the block are all long-runners (OP, Naruto HxH). But K doesn't want to talk about this, especially since two shows he likes are taking heavy fire. So as I said before, he's constantly repeating what the guy in charge of the block says on social media, as well as telling people it's none of their business to discuss the ratings. He's accusing the subreddit of being a circlejerk about it.

Toonami just announced they're airing Gundam Unicorn after IBO, and K is now telling people on r/Gundam some of the guys on r/Toonami are Gundam haters. Like, he goes into the ratings threads with this attitude and desire to defend the show, and now he's calling other guys haters who want IBO off Toonami. Wow. Then he's on r/Toonami telling people to give Unicorn a chance.

Like, it doesn't occur to him at all that maybe, just maybe, people will like Gundam if they get one that suits their tastes. IBO wasn't to some people's tastes and it reflected in the ratings. Maybe Unicorn will, but that's in the future and thus uncertain. But then again, this is a guy who called a thread discussing why the block's ratings have dropped a circlejerk and seems to have picked up a bad rep over there.

The guy really has an attitude problem.
 
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lol did he have a specific reason or was it just trying to steer clear of the evil taint of 4chan?
If you go to various anime forums you'll find light discussion among the people who ate the show up. Not much discussion, but what there is is pretty positive. Meanwhile /m/ was critical of the show, openly discussing it's failings and making jokes about it. People who like the show tend to dismiss stuff from /m/ as them either being contrarian or just a vocal minority. For the record, /a/ was rather apathetic to the first season by the end and /co/ has counting how many episodes left until it's off Toonami for awhile now.

So, he likely didn't want to hear criticisms of the show.

Granted, I've met some guys who really like it but do recognize it's faults. One guy said upon rewatch he'd give the show a 7/10 but admitted he liked elements of it so much he can't give it the lower rating he feels it deserves.
 
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As I predicted, he added me back. And oooooh boy, he couldn't have picked a better time. At around 5 in the morning today he posted this gem:
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There's just so much about this that I love.

Maddie is another cousin of ours, and she's made an appearance in another cap. I love how she picks his entire narrative apart and it does absolutely nothing to shatter his delusion. I also love how he still hasn't done even the most basic research on this job he supposedly wants. His job, by the way, was a retail stockboy. That he worked at for 5 months. Clearly he's in the same boat as John McCain.

I really wish he wasn't my cousin so I could start a thread on him.

I mean, the US elected Trump, right? Anything is possible. There's no longer a bar to lower. It's gone.
 
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