Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Law]

IIRC MyRoom Records (who made that theme song for Nick) is on record balldowashing Nick.

Aren't MyRoom musical mercenaries who will make any song for pay?
So I could hire them to record an updated version?

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

I use them for 3 Gun and Open too I just like to get use out of them. I take the X95 lamping because its the only one Ive got a can on and its fun from the back of a pick up.
The FAL and the Marlin are the ones I normally use.

I'm a little more "old school" in that I have shotguns for hunting but that's where the "old school" part ends. I also have an IWI (ts12) and a uts15 because I wanted a ksg but a ksg from halo....

 

[Captain Manning]

He made less than[*] $140 on Youtube this time. After Youtube takes its cut, that should be less than $100. Definitely not worth his time, so why he sits there and lets people shit on him once or twice a week is a bit of a mystery.

[*] A couple donations were Canadian $$ and I can't be bothered to look up the exact exchange rate.

Well, I mean, what else is he gonna do for money outside what he might get from the trust? Practice law?

Ahhahahahahahaha!

I thought Nick rode the bus full of niggers to and from school?

Correct. He's also monogamous, drug-free, a devout Christian, a doting father, and he absolutely... positively... did NOT to go to a degenerate swinger resort in Jamaica. No sir.

 

[Xander from the Future]

Well, I mean, what else is he gonna do for money outside what he might get from the trust? Practice law?

Ahhahahahahahaha!


Correct. He's also monogamous, drug-free, a devout Christian, a doting father, and he absolutely... positively... did NOT to go to a degenerate swinger resort in Jamaica. No sir.

I still remember him lying about that for fucking like a year. What a joke. He actually thought he could hide that while posting fucking screenshots and other obvious indicators?

 

[DumbDude43]

Aren't MyRoom musical mercenaries who will make any song for pay?
So I could hire them to record an updated version?

the whiskey drinking lawyer 2: the coke snorting swinger

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Correct. He's also monogamous, drug-free, a devout Christian, a doting father, and he absolutely... positively... did NOT to go to a degenerate swinger resort in Jamaica. No sir.

You just don't understand because your life is not exactly the same as Nick's. If only every single thing about you (including the rampant malignant narcissism) was the same, then you could understand!

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm a little more "old school" in that I have shotguns for hunting but that's where the "old school" part ends. I also have an IWI (ts12) and a uts15 because I wanted a ksg but a ksg from halo....

Yeah you can't go wrong with a shotgun, I have a Mossberg 590 (a1), its never let me down. Simple but effective and you can use it for everything from Rabbits, to Turkeys to Deer and Hogs.

 

[Captain Manning]

I still remember him lying about that for fucking like a year.

AFAIK, he's still denying it. The closest he came to admitting he went to Hedonism II was that B.S. "if I went" crap to Null.

Even CGoody has admitted that Nick can not, for whatever reason, just own the fact he's a degenerate in the same vein as his senpai Masterson. It's like he still thinks the "wholesome front" will still work. It's mind boggling.

 

[Father Balldo]

There will be no bodycam footage. Look how quickly Nool got the footage of Riley. The county will NOT release it or even submit it as evidence in court because it shows how innocent Nick is. The state is targeting Nick for being the one man that can stand against them, they certainly aren't going to do anything to jeopardize that.

 

[Maraschino]

Is Null going to EFAP the bodycam footage on MATI when it drops in 2030?

 

[Xander from the Future]

AFAIK, he's still denying it. The closest he came to admitting he went to Hedonism II was that B.S. "if I went" crap to Null.

Even CGoody has admitted that Nick can not, for whatever reason, just own the fact he's a degenerate in the same vein as his senpai Masterson. It's like he still thinks the "wholesome front" will still work. It's mind boggling.

To be fair, I think most people shouldn't.
"Oh guys wow I'm a degenerate, I love sucking cock and shit bro. Oh my god, I love being a faggotsexual"
I think people really should do less of that quite frankly. But if he's going to swinger clubs and doing polycules it's probably time to admit he has a "degeneracy" problem. Frankly.
I do think people can recover from some degrees of this sort of thing, but Nick pretty much refuses to. Hence why he pretends. So he's going to continue spiraling.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

You know, the biggest cockblock on this site is every time you open it and see the headlines.

Kiwifarms has released footage of - Dax.

Dammit.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is what I found:
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Since it was Bob Rekieta's mom Rita Marie (Kenjura) Rekieta who was born on Leap Day it was that side who "adopted" her. I wonder if Celeste was a single mother? Or was Kristen a full-on adoptee?

I'll look into this.

IIRC MyRoom Records (who made that theme song for Nick) is on record balldowashing Nick.

He has some reason to like Nick. He had a daughter born with her organs on the outside. The surgeries so that she is able to live a normal life takes years and is very expensive--not to mention the care needed.

Nick and his audience raised a fair amount of money during lockdown to help them continue her treatment.

 

[Strix454]

To be fair, I think most people shouldn't.
"Oh guys wow I'm a degenerate, I love sucking cock and shit bro. Oh my god, I love being a faggotsexual"
I think people really should do less of that quite frankly. But if he's going to swinger clubs and doing polycules it's probably time to admit he has a "degeneracy" problem. Frankly.
I do think people can recover from some degrees of this sort of thing, but Nick pretty much refuses to. Hence why he pretends. So he's going to continue spiraling.

Nick's mistake was trying to have it both ways. He wanted to be an semi-open degenerate but pretend that he wasn't. He could have made a wall between his public and private life. Then nobody would have really known short of an arrest. But he didn't. The reason people know about Hedonism is that sent out pictures from there. He also bragged about going to the gay bar. He tried to turn all of his locals content degenerate while saying that he was totally monogamous. That it was all about just improving his marriage. I mean saying you didn't go to Hedonism II when you have released photos to show that you clearly did is just stupid.

Null tried to explain to him why this sort of thing is unsustainable. Told him to "pull up". But he didn't and he is still lying to this day about everything.

 

[Xander from the Future]

Nick's mistake was trying to have it both ways. He wanted to be an semi-open degenerate but pretend that he wasn't. He could have made a wall between his public and private life. Then nobody would have really known short of an arrest. But he didn't. The reason people know about Hedonism is that sent out pictures from there. He also bragged about going to the gay bar. He tried to turn all of his locals content degenerate while saying that he was totally monogamous. That it was all about just improving his marriage. I mean saying you didn't go to Hedonism II when you have released photos to show that you clearly did is just stupid.

Null tried to explain to him why this sort of thing is unsustainable. Told him to "pull up". But he didn't and he is still lying to this day about everything.

Agreed, he really tried to have it both ways.
Couldn't of said it better myself. But man, he's still trying even as his life is literally imploding. It's insanity to me that he'd throw away EVERYTHING for just another "bump"
And lying to people even when it's right fucking there. Just, the sheer disconnect is staggering.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's mistake was trying to have it both ways.

Nick STILL wants it both ways. That's why the present situation persists in its insanity.

 

[Judex Meus]

"Oh guys wow I'm a degenerate, I love sucking cock and shit bro. Oh my god, I love being a faggotsexual"
I think people really should do less of that quite frankly.

I think people should do none of that and we should go back to publicly shaming faggots.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nick STILL wants it both ways. That's why the present situation persists in its insanity.

He has this expectation to privacy, that whatever he does behind closed doors is verboten for public discussion. Except the doors aren't closed, they're wide open and the bad behavior is on full display.

The fact that he cannot recognize this is what makes him such a monumental lolcow.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think people should do none of that and we should go back to publicly shaming faggots.

Remember the show back in, I think, 2019, where he and Drex said exactly that?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

He has this expectation to privacy, that whatever he does behind closed doors is verboten for public discussion. Except the doors aren't closed, they're wide open and the bad behavior is on full display.

The fact that he cannot recognize this is what makes him such a monumental lolcow.

He is incapable of logging off