Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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I love how him disappearing for 24 hours has people immediately assuming the worst lmao
They are falling right into Boss' hands. We have seen discord activity from him in the Kasino. He's definitely just milking the shit out of this in hopes a bunch of juicers come forward or a new deal or something. Also possible he's been in and out of a crack nap.
 
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They are falling right into Boss' hands. We have seen discord activity from him in the Kasino. He's definitely just milking the shit out of this in hopes a bunch of juicers come forward or a new deal or something. Also possible he's been in and out of a crack nap.
Show me the logs nigga
I need signs of life
 
JUST IN: bmj is not in fact dead. He's just been busy fucking Nasty Nigger Noah's mother.

What he doesn't know if she was wearing a camera, here's the semi-live view.
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I just realized he had a sweat stain going all the way from his neck to his abdomen. Those 50/50 seshes are bonafide cardio aerobics for him :story:
 
I don't even know what Bossman would even do for 24 hours outside of sit at his computer, gamble, smoke weed, do crack and stream. It's not like he has a life outside of those things. He doesn't have the attention span to play a full game of CSGO anymore, he absolutely does not have the patience for RuneScape, I doubt he could even watch a whole movie.
 
He got tired of normal gambling and wanted to try pascals version.
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Unfortunately suicide sends you to hell typically so best result he ends up with nothing as usual. (plus isn't he atheist? idk)
 
Alternatively he's trying out quantum immortality and depending on if we're on the same timeline as him the gun keeps refusing to fire even after he's pulled the trigger a bunch of times already.
He COULD also take up Schrodinger wager. Gamble with a coinflip inside a box , so technically hes both won AND lost, until he opens the box to gather his winnings (or lament his loses.)
 
I love how him disappearing for 24 hours has people immediately assuming the worst lmao
Bossman's antics are high intensity, high concentration, high velocity. There's almost never a gap of more than 3-4 hours without at least some silliness on the discord. 24 hours of silence in BMJ time is like if Daniel Larson had stopped posting anything for two years.
 
Bossman's antics are high intensity, high concentration, high velocity. There's almost never a gap of more than 3-4 hours without at least some silliness on the discord. 24 hours of silence in BMJ time is like if Daniel Larson had stopped posting anything for two years.
It happened a couple of weeks ago after a huge felt, he was gone for more than 30 hours, which was the biggest break we've seen since Austin's mention on MATI. Before that the biggest break was 21 hours. We've seen him go online/offline on Discord, so he's there, just still in a cope sesh (and he might have a lender that is footing the crack bill, so no real reason to beg for gamba money).
 
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