Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
Just a casual reminder that Nick's children are about to spend a second (from what I can tell, major) American holiday away from their parents.
They already lost the entirety of Pride Month with their children. How much more suffering will Kandiyohi County inflict upon God's most coked up soldier?
 
You just don't understand because your life is not exactly the same as Nick's. If only every single thing about you (including the rampant malignant narcissism) was the same, then you could understand!
I wonder if Nick thinks a trial by a jury of his peers means the jury has to be composed of non practicing lawyers with SUDs and extramarital relationships.
 
From the wording and the rules cited it's apparent that Nick, once a stalwart advocate for court transparency until now, must have reacted to a certain spate of unwanted publicity by having his attorney file a June 20th letter asking for an emergency order that the presumptively public court file be made confidential until a "forthcoming Motion for a Protective Order" could be heard on that issue, as well as a June 21st letter request for a phone conference after court clerks refused to schedule one without the judge's say-so.
Strong start, Frank. I liked the citation of the Minnesota rules of civil procedure to try to shortcut things. Shame it didn't work for you. If only you knew that those rules didn't apply to CPS cases. Maybe you did know, but you were hoping the judge would bend the rules for you.

I, sadly, suspect the judge will grant the motion to seal the case file when he eventually hears it, but I hope he is as much of a stickler for the rules going forward as this denial suggests.
 
Strong start, Frank. I liked the citation of the Minnesota rules of civil procedure to try to shortcut things. Shame it didn't work for you. If only you knew that those rules didn't apply to CPS cases. Maybe you did know, but you were hoping the judge would bend the rules for you.

I, sadly, suspect the judge will grant the motion to seal the case file when he eventually hears it, but I hope he is as much of a stickler for the rules going forward as this denial suggests.
Maybe he’ll do that asshole judge move where the close the records but the record that seals the case lists all the documents being sealed by name description and type. Basically spilling the beans when putting them away.
 
2023 seems more in line with the known Balldo Trajectory.
would that line up with the "worst day of my life" thing? when exactly was that?

Okay, why would Balldo want his kids back? They are an annoying burden now at an Uncle or grandparent.

He only ever did them for his trust fund. Which he is still getting or he would have chimped oht by now if he got cut off.

His only worry is the slammer due to him going NTR on whiskey with cocaine.

He got his crack wife, Aaron's crack wife, his big house, and if it wasn't for the cops finding his stash the kids going away would be a bonus.


He could have had all the Balldo coke fun he could.
he doesnt want the kids back to have the kids back.
he wants the kids back because otherwise it will be seen as an L for him and the internet will use it to meme on him for all eternity.
same reason why he doesn't want a plea deal for the coke: it would mean admitting guilt, and the internet would clown on him for it, so he has to maintain his innocence and fight to the bitter end.
 
I assume this clip has already been posted to this thread a few times, but it's getting more funny with every new info drop.

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I don't feel so good reading about this fucking crypto kike piece of shit turning his 8 year old daughter into a cocaine user and that CPS has been aware of the Balldo's since 2009. It cheers me up when I remember how much of a pathetic cuck this guy is, failed lawyer that can't even defend a speeding ticket, failed father who lost his kids by being a useless drunk, and failed man that can't even get his our wife off.
Nicks life is its own punishment for being Nick.
Its got to be a humiliating experience to wake up every morning and realize you're Nick Rekieta.
 
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I wonder if Nick thinks a trial by a jury of his peers means the jury has to be composed of non practicing lawyers with SUDs and extramarital relationships.

He has almost literally said that this is the requirement for critics of his show, content, and how he runs his channel. It was 'unless you are in the same position as me, you cannot understand', and he bitched that when other people brought up other YTbers or people with a large amount of kids and the like, that he was STILL different.

Strong start, Frank. I liked the citation of the Minnesota rules of civil procedure to try to shortcut things. Shame it didn't work for you. If only you knew that those rules didn't apply to CPS cases. Maybe you did know, but you were hoping the judge would bend the rules for you.

I, sadly, suspect the judge will grant the motion to seal the case file when he eventually hears it, but I hope he is as much of a stickler for the rules going forward as this denial suggests.

I think it likely to be sealed as well, but i wil find it amusing if this judge actually holds Nick's feet to the fire to do things correctly. It might be the first bit of accountability he has had in a long time.

would that line up with the "worst day of my life" thing? when exactly was that?

No. Based on memory, that was around Memorial Day or June 2022. Definitely near the Depp trial.

I will count on other ITT to pin it down more precisely
 
In addition to the young child and foster child theory, I will recall to the threads memory that Nick gave some strange advice to a new parent who Super Chatted him in thr range of 2020-2022.

Just put the child down if you can't handle it and walk away. If you don't, bad things might happen.

It was in the context of being tired and exhausted and not being able to put a baby to bed
Oct 2022
 
I don't feel so good reading about this fucking crypto kike piece of shit turning his 8 year old daughter into a cocaine user and that CPS has been aware of the Balldo's since 2009. It cheers me up when I remember how much of a pathetic cuck this guy is, failed lawyer that can't even defend a speeding ticket, failed father who lost his kids by being a useless drunk, and failed man that can't even get his wofe off.
Nicks life is its own punishment for being Nick.
Its got to be a humiliating experience to wake up every morning and realize you're Nick Rekieta.

His crime is being Nick Rekieta: There is no greater crime.
His sentence is continuing to be Nick Rekieta: Hanging is too good for the little shit.
 
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