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Buttigieg2020 said:
Let the (possibly retarded) black man have his nonviolent hobbies.
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I still think the best way to prevent niggers from joining gangs is to turn them into weebs early on. Free Nintendos, Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and anime for nigglets. They'd have drive-by card duels instead of shootings.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
I still think the best way to prevent niggers from joining gangs is to turn them into weebs early on. Free Nintendos, Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and anime for nigglets.
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I mean, wasn’t that like scientifically proven or something back when ‘video games = violence’ first kicked off decades ago?
SSj_Ness said:
They'd have drive-by card duels instead of shootings.
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5Ds was the coolest Yu-Gi-Oh for that very reason.
 
6MillionCoofs said:
I mean, wasn’t that like scientifically proven or something back when ‘video games = violence’ first kicked off decades ago?
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The Goverment was/is trying to push the problems they created with bad policies onto someone else.

6MillionCoofs said:
5Ds was the coolest Yu-Gi-Oh for that very reason.
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What made 5Ds work was the tone. The whole thing about knowing the darkness of the world and the human heart but not letting it get to you works really well with Yu-Gi-Oh!

Arc-V was the closest in that tone but was let down by Yuya and his positivity that felt naive and paper thin.
 
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Man jailed in the UK for four months for possession of replica Master Sword
A man in the UK has been sentenced to four months in prison after being found in possession of a small replica of the Master Sword whilst out in public.

Anthony Bray, a 48 year-old man from Nuneaton, was approached by officers on June 8 after being spotted carrying a 6-inch replica of Link’s iconic sword by CCTV operators. Although the sword was sheathed at Bray claimed he bought it as a “fidget toy” online, the fact that he was carrying it openly in the town center led to his arrest and sentencing on June 28. He was also fined £154 for possession of the item/

Sgt Spellman of the Patrol Investigations Unit had this to say as a follow-up:

“We take a zero tolerance to bladed articles in public, and Bray has fallen afoul of this. It is possible to find fidget toys that aren’t six-inch blades. It is possible not to walk down the street holding them out in front of you. With a bit more self-awareness, Bray could have avoided contact with us completely.”
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>OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT NINTENDO TOY???
 
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Someone explain Xenoblade Chronicles 2 to me. I don't know if I just wasn't playing it right or what, but it's one of the most boring games I've ever experienced. Until I played it, I thought that a game putting you to sleep was an exaggeration that didn't happen in real life.

My main problem was the combat. You'd walk up to stuff and just...wait. After a while maybe you'd get the opportunity to press a button and do extra damage, but usually not. It's like EverQuest - the first one - except it's a single player game.

Is it just because Pyra has big tits and you get to collect waifus? Is that the draw? Because I can understand if it is, but just be real with me and say so.
 
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Megaton Punch said:
Someone explain Xenoblade Chronicles 2 to me. Is it just because Pyra has big tits and you get to collect waifus? Is that the draw? Because I can understand if it is, but just be real with me and say so.
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I've never played it but I talked to my weeb coworker about the game and he put a big emphasis on the waifu collecting.
 
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Megaton Punch said:
Someone explain Xenoblade Chronicles 2 to me. I don't know if I just wasn't playing it right or what, but it's one of the most boring games I've ever experienced. Until I played it, I thought that a game putting you to sleep was an exaggeration that didn't happen in real life.

My main problem was the combat. You'd walk up to stuff and just...wait. After a while maybe you'd get the opportunity to press a button and do extra damage, but usually not. It's like EverQuest - the first one - except it's a single player game.

Is it just because Pyra has big tits and you get to collect waifus? Is that the draw? Because I can understand if it is, but just be real with me and say so.
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Regular combat is boring but you eventually have ways to cheese it. Boss combat is more intense and exciting with "extra systems" to play with.

Lot better than the XB3 cutscene crap combat, anyway.
 
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Seven new NES games just dropped on NSO.

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Megaton Punch said:
Someone explain Xenoblade Chronicles 2 to me. I don't know if I just wasn't playing it right or what, but it's one of the most boring games I've ever experienced. Until I played it, I thought that a game putting you to sleep was an exaggeration that didn't happen in real life.

My main problem was the combat. You'd walk up to stuff and just...wait. After a while maybe you'd get the opportunity to press a button and do extra damage, but usually not. It's like EverQuest - the first one - except it's a single player game.

Is it just because Pyra has big tits and you get to collect waifus? Is that the draw? Because I can understand if it is, but just be real with me and say so.
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Weebs love it because titties. It ruined the franchise with anime tropes and simplification of the combat, and more recently the source of trannies infesting and destroying the fanbase. The gameplay was pretty much a downgrade in every way compared to Xenoblade 1 or Xenoblade X, with the removal of armor, augments, tension (partially), party affinity, and the change from time based art cooldown to auto attack based cooldown and the requirement that you don't move to do said auto attacks, and with healing now a physical thing you need to collect in the world to further slow down auto attacks. The combat is based around chaining special attacks to stack elements you destroy in chain attacks, instead of chaining arts, so once you figure that out and figure out that Mythra has a stupid high crit rate and there is an accessory to heal you from crits, you've won the game. The story other than the heavy tropes and butchering done by Treehouse was pretty decent though, if you ignore Rex being insufferable. 3 improved the gameplay a bit, bringing back a bit from 1/X, and some more from X in the DLC, but its still a far cry from what it was.
 
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