Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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So his bail is $3k meaning he could be sprung for $300 cash. I doubt anybody but ratfamily would go bail BMJ out. I don’t think Derrick will accept those collect calls either.

I wonder how many times BMJ has call rarmom crying to come get him because he’s gonna kill himself if she doesn’t. (Threats worked to get her to drive him to buy crack but I don’t think the threats from jail will be as effective.)
3k bail for assault and battery, and a felony drug charge for an already convicted felon sounds extremely low.

Edit: Would be funny if the victim gets a protective order, and he won't be allowed to come home.
 
I have a proposition.

Bossmanjack should automatically get the LOTY award for 2024, while Nick Rekeita gets the LOTY award for 2025.
At this point, Bossman is for LOTY what Ron Paul is for the republicans or Bernie is for the democrats, a consistently good candidate, outperforming all the competition and being far more likeable, but something always happens near the end and causes them to self destruct their campaign.
 
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Oh! No, looks like @Null has to find a new gambling schizophrenic faggot to fangirl over.

I always skipped them Bossmanjack segments on MATI because I didn't find him entertaining or funny.

Tldr : Just spam dumb autistic and MATI. Stay felted BMJ fanboys and fangirls :cunningpepe:
unfortunately, next stream will be a bossmanjack person stream
 
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It was inevitable, but I cannot accept it. Owari Da.

BossmanJack is one of a kind and no one can replace him. I am dying to know so many things:

Who called it in and why did the cops show up?
Who in the family was on board with him getting taken in?
Will he get a tap on the wrist again?
What will happen to his room?
Is this the wake up call to straighten him out?
Was big bro brought in to bring this about?

I am burning with questions as to how this unfolded and would not even be surprised if he gets off easy, unless the family said fuck it he's too far gone and we have to do something - then he will rot. What a crazy day.
 
So his bail is $3k meaning he could be sprung for $300 cash. I doubt anybody but ratfamily would go bail BMJ out. I don’t think Derrick will accept those collect calls either.

I wonder how many times BMJ has call rarmom crying to come get him because he’s gonna kill himself if she doesn’t. (Threats worked to get her to drive him to buy crack but I don’t think the threats from jail will be as effective.)
Where is Eddie when you need him most
 
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Was big bro brought in to bring this about?
when Bossmandrew came in to his room like a week or so ago, it made ME feel a certain type of way :story: the way he was looking around
i wouldnt be surprised if his parents welcomed Bossmandrew back with open arms due to fear of Bossmans temper
"mom, dad, things are hard right n-"
"DO YOU WANNA MOVE BACK IN?! ILL CLEAR OUT THE GARAGE SON, PLEASE!"
 
I wonder if the jail of fail has been cursed just like the medallions or if it instead counts as some kind of holy place for whatever eldritch entity recognizes neo spiritual christianity as its antithesis, its symbols accursed and whoever makes contact with them damned for generations eternal.
I hope studying and comparing bossman's win/loss ratios before and after jailtime could help and bring new evidences.
 
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Oh! No, looks like @Null has to find a new gambling schizophrenic faggot to fangirl over.

I always skipped them Bossmanjack segments on MATI because I didn't find him entertaining or funny.

Tldr : Just spam dumb autistic and MATI. Stay felted BMJ fanboys and fangirls :cunningpepe:
something something i don't even know who you are
Bossman wasn't exactly secretive about his drug use. If he is charged with drug possession, which he likely stored in his parents house, can this fall back on them if it becomes apparent that they tolerated it?
What? no

Civil asset forfeiture is when the cops say "we suspect this property was bought with the proceeds from criminal activity" and steal it from you

No cop is going to say that the rathouse was bought with proceeds from criminal activity

And no if you have drugs and are living in someone else's property, it doesn't fall back on them even if they know you have drugs. The law isn't that hardass lol
 
Oh! No, looks like @Null has to find a new gambling schizophrenic faggot to fangirl over.

I always skipped them Bossmanjack segments on MATI because I didn't find him entertaining or funny.

Tldr : Just spam dumb autistic and MATI. Stay felted BMJ fanboys and fangirls :cunningpepe:
Silence Rekeita Power Bottom
 
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On the real though. For sake of argument, BMJ has to serve 5 years, gets parole. I'd assumed with conditions for his release will come with stay away from crack and crack adjacent activities, dealers and such and maybe ordered to do drug counseling. The part I'm most curious is could the 5 years cure him of his gambling addiction? Or could he seriously get out and go right back to his computer and go on a gambling binge and act like nothing has happened? and imagine the amount of Juice he comes home to from a welcome home from prison BMJ!
He’s definitely going to do a celebratory gamba sesh after he gets out
 
Lmao. Dude straight up snitched. Who's the RAT again, Austin? He's gonna be pc'ed up just like Chris. No way he'll be allowed on the yard to Gamba. They don't even need his paperwork, there's a fucking newspaper story. Lol. He'll be fucked in prison too. BMJ shaking in his crocs right now. I know I would be. Jail is going to suck for him in particular.
 
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