Eydallur
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Speaking from experience, being homeless doesn't have to mean living on the streets. Anyone with a bit of basic charisma can easily get themselves invited to all kinds of places, income be damned.
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This is a guy who seems to survive on sloppy concoctions made mostly of sauces, chocolate milk, chocolate muffins, and malt-o-meal cereals. Sometimes whatever garbage Uber Eats will deliver.How in the FUCK does this gimpy retard not have diabetes. That's fucking vile. THREE packets of coffee creamer?
In other words, he's fucked.Speaking from experience, being homeless doesn't have to mean living on the streets. Anyone with a bit of basic charisma can easily get themselves invited to all kinds of places, income be damned.
He was fucked long before this.In other words, he's fucked.
russel isnt one of those peopleSpeaking from experience, being homeless doesn't have to mean living on the streets. Anyone with a bit of basic charisma can easily get themselves invited to all kinds of places, income be damned.
You know he's really triggered because the guy said "swift"
Russ learned that at the D. Anthony Stebbins School of Lawl.WRITING SOMETHING IN ALL CAPS MAKES IT TRUE AND LOGICAL
LMAORUSSELL IS HOMELESS! IT IS NOT A DRILL!
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We still have five months on the calendar. Don’t get too excited. I ain’t counting the chickens before they’re hatched.Patrick Tomlinson suing his city.
Keffals felted.
Kobes evicted and catching cave poon.
ReviewTechUSA on suicide watch.
Boogie caught crypto scamming.
Dr Disrespect a tranny chasing pedo.
Craziest year of lolcows yet.
He really is obsessed with this hooker murder case.He was fucked long before this.
He firmly believes he deserves to be lifted from where he currently is and placed at the top of the Hollywood A-list as an actor, screenwriter, musician, songwriter, and many other things, by virtue of being an "underdog."
He got his paralegal degree and stopped at that, because you don't have to be a lawyer to sue celebrities to get their attention. Basic legal knowledge was enough for what he wants to achieve. One way or another he will sue his way to riches, relationships, etc.
This is why he's completely lacking in any sort of life skills. He's totally content bouncing between menial jobs because any day now, he WILL be noticed and uplifted to fame and fortune. Maybe by suing, but also maybe not. He's even said that this is why he absolutely cannot and will not leave the Internet.
It's because talent agents are scouring social media for underdogs to bring to Hollywood, and he's not going to risk being offline and unreachable when they come to whisk him away to his own mansion in LA.
So because that's pretty much his entire life plan, he basically knows how to dress himself, use a microwave, and file frivolous lawsuits. That's really about it.
Oh, and be an edgelord on Twitter of course.
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December: PPP reaches critical mass and the earth gains a new moon. Oleinsis becomes a realityWe still have five months on the calendar. Don’t get too excited. I ain’t counting the chickens before they’re hatched.
Does he have a man crush? GGGGAAAAYYYYMy favorite part about Russ legal filings is how he writes his plights like they are normal things that normal people can empathize with.
He really is obsessed with this hooker murder case.
Really activates the almonds...
Well, you see. If that hooker was in the protective custody of Russell's pyramid shapes brothel, she would still be alive and well. But since she is living life as an independent ho, that caused her demise. Or so Russell would want everyone to believe. The brothels will save lives and allow Russell to have whores "suck him his penis" and "kiss him in a way that helps with his disability".My favorite part about Russ legal filings is how he writes his plights like they are normal things that normal people can empathize with.
He really is obsessed with this hooker murder case.
Really activates the almonds...
At which point presumably Null & Hardin can/will file for costs and this would probably be successful. So backing off costs Russ at this point.View attachment 6152233
He can't seem to keep track of who exactly is (or should be) prosecuting this case. I'm no lawyer but I am pretty sure Russ could choose to stop this madness at literally any time.
Costs are automatic and generally not much.At which point presumably Null & Hardin can/will file for costs and this would probably be successful. So backing off costs Russ at this point.
He might try but it would be difficult due to his disability (specifically his disability of being 5'1 and much weaker than most hookers).It wouldn’t surprise me if he killed a hooker at some point because he forgot to have sex and was just making out with her for the allotted time.
Fucking Taylor Swift, when will your reign of terror end?!?!RUSSELL IS HOMELESS! IT IS NOT A DRILL!
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