Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
How in the FUCK does this gimpy retard not have diabetes. That's fucking vile. THREE packets of coffee creamer?
This is a guy who seems to survive on sloppy concoctions made mostly of sauces, chocolate milk, chocolate muffins, and malt-o-meal cereals. Sometimes whatever garbage Uber Eats will deliver.

He keeps his studly physique with occasional mild cardio at Planet Fitness.
 
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In other words, he's fucked.
He was fucked long before this.

He firmly believes he deserves to be lifted from where he currently is and placed at the top of the Hollywood A-list as an actor, screenwriter, musician, songwriter, and many other things, by virtue of being an "underdog."

He got his paralegal degree and stopped at that, because you don't have to be a lawyer to sue celebrities to get their attention. Basic legal knowledge was enough for what he wants to achieve. One way or another he will sue his way to riches, relationships, etc.

This is why he's completely lacking in any sort of life skills. He's totally content bouncing between menial jobs because any day now, he WILL be noticed and uplifted to fame and fortune. Maybe by suing, but also maybe not. He's even said that this is why he absolutely cannot and will not leave the Internet.

It's because talent agents are scouring social media for underdogs to bring to Hollywood, and he's not going to risk being offline and unreachable when they come to whisk him away to his own mansion in LA.

So because that's pretty much his entire life plan, he basically knows how to dress himself, use a microwave, and file frivolous lawsuits. That's really about it.

Oh, and be an edgelord on Twitter of course.
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Year 👏 of 👏 the 👏 Kiwi 👏

Patrick Tomlinson suing his city.

Keffals felted.

Kobes evicted and catching cave poon.

ReviewTechUSA on suicide watch.

Boogie caught crypto scamming.

Dr Disrespect a tranny chasing pedo.

Craziest year of lolcows yet.
We still have five months on the calendar. Don’t get too excited. I ain’t counting the chickens before they’re hatched.
 
My favorite part about Russ legal filings is how he writes his plights like they are normal things that normal people can empathize with.
He was fucked long before this.

He firmly believes he deserves to be lifted from where he currently is and placed at the top of the Hollywood A-list as an actor, screenwriter, musician, songwriter, and many other things, by virtue of being an "underdog."

He got his paralegal degree and stopped at that, because you don't have to be a lawyer to sue celebrities to get their attention. Basic legal knowledge was enough for what he wants to achieve. One way or another he will sue his way to riches, relationships, etc.

This is why he's completely lacking in any sort of life skills. He's totally content bouncing between menial jobs because any day now, he WILL be noticed and uplifted to fame and fortune. Maybe by suing, but also maybe not. He's even said that this is why he absolutely cannot and will not leave the Internet.

It's because talent agents are scouring social media for underdogs to bring to Hollywood, and he's not going to risk being offline and unreachable when they come to whisk him away to his own mansion in LA.

So because that's pretty much his entire life plan, he basically knows how to dress himself, use a microwave, and file frivolous lawsuits. That's really about it.

Oh, and be an edgelord on Twitter of course.
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He really is obsessed with this hooker murder case.
Really activates the almonds...
 
My favorite part about Russ legal filings is how he writes his plights like they are normal things that normal people can empathize with.

He really is obsessed with this hooker murder case.
Really activates the almonds...
Does he have a man crush? GGGGAAAAYYYY

It wouldn’t surprise me if he killed a hooker at some point because he forgot to have sex and was just making out with her for the allotted time.
 
My favorite part about Russ legal filings is how he writes his plights like they are normal things that normal people can empathize with.

He really is obsessed with this hooker murder case.
Really activates the almonds...
Well, you see. If that hooker was in the protective custody of Russell's pyramid shapes brothel, she would still be alive and well. But since she is living life as an independent ho, that caused her demise. Or so Russell would want everyone to believe. The brothels will save lives and allow Russell to have whores "suck him his penis" and "kiss him in a way that helps with his disability".
 
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He can't seem to keep track of who exactly is (or should be) prosecuting this case. I'm no lawyer but I am pretty sure Russ could choose to stop this madness at literally any time.
At which point presumably Null & Hardin can/will file for costs and this would probably be successful. So backing off costs Russ at this point.
 
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Russ would be a funny homeless person, he'd be one of those guys who all the other people in the soup kitchen talked about. It's too bad most of them don't have an active internet connection or we might get a few new economically diverse KF users, because he'd almost definitely make sure to tell all of them about the site.

"I hear you, losing everything to live in a box as a legless meth addict with hepatitis C is a little sad, but have you ever been made fun of online?"

It wouldn’t surprise me if he killed a hooker at some point because he forgot to have sex and was just making out with her for the allotted time.
He might try but it would be difficult due to his disability (specifically his disability of being 5'1 and much weaker than most hookers).
 
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