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[BigTsBull]

Jack and Tammy are back in Kentucky for the annual Baldwin’s 4th of July party. Jack shares some photos. Spy the drink in the corner. Motherfucker is drinking a sugar-free, Warheads flavored , energy drink. 1000mg of caffeine.

 

[AnOminous]

what the fuck was that Steak. Looks like they Sous-Vide cooked it and forgott to throw it on the Grill.

I bet that's exactly what they did. Or maybe they just get them frozen and microwave them. That said it looks like the sous-vide atrocity Dax Herrera committed and then posted a picture of.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Wasn't he supposed to shave his head like he mentioned at least 10 times on facebook? I guess the fat retard couldn't deal with doing away with his flowing locks of hair yet. He looks even more grotesque when he gets his side scraps trimmed.

 

[Flonominal88]

Is he going to eat all the frog legs again?

 

[Whaler]

That look just before the first bite of equal parts steak and "butter." Jack is ready for the sweet embrace of his next aneurysm.

I hope to fuck that's actual mashed potatos this time and not a quarter stick of butter for that one bite of steak...

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack and Tammy are back in Kentucky for the annual Baldwin’s 4th of July party. Jack shares some photos. Spy the drink in the corner. Motherfucker is drinking a sugar-free, Warheads flavored , energy drink. 1000mg of caffeine.

I hope he drinks bleach next. What a useless fat joke.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack and Tammy are back in Kentucky for the annual Baldwin’s 4th of July party. Jack shares some photos. Spy the drink in the corner. Motherfucker is drinking a sugar-free, Warheads flavored , energy drink. 1000mg of caffeine.

That's 2.5 times the recommended daily safe amount of caffeine in a single drink. By comparison, something like Monster Rehab, probably not a recommended health drink either and mainly for hangovers, has 170 mg.

And this fat retarded stroked-out idiot is pounding these. After blaming them for previous strokes. What a complete tard.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

oh you betcha, in fact, he's going to eat all the frog legs

Jack would eat any form of meat before he'd ever willingly touch broccoli.

 

[p1138]

Jack and Tammy are back in Kentucky for the annual Baldwin’s 4th of July party. Jack shares some photos. Spy the drink in the corner. Motherfucker is drinking a sugar-free, Warheads flavored , energy drink. 1000mg of caffeine.

They're 200mg. Where are you getting 1000 from?

And considering all of Fatty's blood pressure and other circulatory system issues, he shouldn't be drinking caffeine at all. Now they've got 1000mg of carnitine and taurine in them, but that's most energy drinks at this point(again, he shouldn't be drinking that either).

 

[AnOminous]

They're 200mg. Where are you getting 1000 from?

And considering all of Fatty's blood pressure and other circulatory system issues, he shouldn't be drinking caffeine at all. Now they've got 1000mg of carnitine and taurine in them, but that's most energy drinks at this point(again, he shouldn't be drinking that either).

Oh, I guess I'll revise my own post. It's still half your caffeine for a day. He shouldn't be chugging that shit.

 

[p1138]

Oh, I guess I'll revise my own post. It's still half your caffeine for a day. He shouldn't be chugging that shit.

And I doubt he also only drank 1. Remember he used to drink what was it, 4-5 bang energy drinks a day, and didn't think that had anything to do with one of his strokes? I drink energy drinks daily, of course 1 energy drink I can be sipping on for 4 hours basically the entire first half of my work day(work being something else fatty doesn't do). I can't imagine the jitters and whatever else he'd get just slamming energy drinks while sitting in his fucking scooty puff trying to expend as few calories as humanly possible.

 

[Whaler]

I find it slightly humorous that Jack, who is fat and on the 100% only meat carnivore diet, is drinking an energy drink that is vegan.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I find it slightly humorous that Jack, who is fat and on the 100% only meat carnivore diet, is drinking an energy drink that is vegan.

I just find it funny that Fatty still drinks energy drinks when he blames them for his stroke.

If he wants hydration he needs to drink more water. If he wants a caffeine boost he should drink coffee and learn to like it without sweetener. Keep the cream if necessary, that at least can be carnivore-adjacent.

 

[AltisticRight]

I just find it funny that Fatty still drinks energy drinks when he blames them for his stroke.

Oh does he? I hope he drinks more then.

 

[Markorian]

Just saw the liver video. The most astonishing thing is just how far his condition is continuing to go downhill, even over relatively short timeframes.

 

[Puggers]

Poor guy has been in the heat all day [obj]. Time for him to lay low and watch shitty Christmas movies. You deserve it Jack.

 

[AltisticRight]

Poor guy has been in the heat all day [obj]. Time for him to lay low and watch shitty Christmas movies. You deserve it Jack.
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That poor sofa, imagine the smell.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Poor guy has been in the heat all day [obj]. Time for him to lay low and watch shitty Christmas movies. You deserve it Jack.
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The George Washington shirt completes it all here

 

[WhoBusTank69]

happy 4th I'm gonna sit inside and watch The Polar Express woo hoo yeah

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Poor guy has been in the heat all day [obj]. Time for him to lay low and watch shitty Christmas movies. You deserve it Jack.
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AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!