Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Paper Machete]

Why do some Troons say that they "realized" that they are one, and they don't say that they became one? I am asking this because I saw someone say "I realized i was trans".

The entire goodwill towards trans, such as it is, is built upon the sand foundation that they can't help being this way. "It's just who they are!" If they conceded that it's actually some weirdo sex pest bullshit they're initiated into then that would threaten the entire reason many orgs pushing all the lies say they exist for. So they must say they're realizing who they've really been all along instead.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Why do some Troons say that they "realized" that they are one, and they don't say that they became one? I am asking this because I saw someone say "I realized i was trans".

The current party line is that you are and always were trans, even if you didn't realise it til you were 57. Otherwise people start asking awkward questions about AGPs and the sudden rise of trans people during and post-covid. It takes away thoughts that it might actually be a choice for 99.99999999% of these idiots.

edit: ninja'd by @Paper Machete, who has put it far more eloquently than me

edit 2: it perhaps also linguistically holds people back from ideas of detransition; if you 'become' something then the binary of unbecoming it can also exist. But if you simply realise what you are and always were then you're conceptually closed off from the idea of maybe not being that thing, or of that thing being wrong or a mistake, because how can being your T&H self ever be a mistake? It's cult shit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Guys I'm going out on a date with a pooner. She does not look masculine at all and she's not fat, what is your advice? How do I skirt around her "he/him" pronouns?

1. Starting a relationship with the idea of fixing someone doesn't bode well; it'd be the same if you were dating someone who was serious about her religion, with the idea that you were going to convert her to yours. This is a different situation from your girlfriend of a year who's starting to float the balloon, and isn't in too deep.
2. Testosterone is NOT birth control, even if they assure you it is, or that they're "not having periods."

Anyway, since you're "both men," at least you can go Dutch on this date.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Guys I'm going out on a date with a pooner. She does not look masculine at all and she's not fat, what is your advice? How do I skirt around her "he/him" pronouns?

you went through the effort of leaving a message on my profile, b ut I'll respond here. why would you need to use he/him pronouns? like, in what scenario do you have to refer to them as their pronouns? if you're talking one on one, it'll never come up. if you're talking about them online, then it doesn't matter.

as someone else pointed out, ya, you can still get them pregnant if they haven't taken any precautions, so be mindful of that. otherwise be mindful that as far as dating goes, I mean, long term? longer you're with em more likely they are to get worse and worse, from facial hair to top surgery, etc etc. only reason I ended up dating one is because apparently I'm retarded and more afraid of being alone than anything else.

anyway, hope that helped.

 

[Fapcop]

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Very meaningful transformation from cute young girl to fat chick with severe mental health issues!

Most venerable transphobes of the Pooner Zoo thread, please enlighten this low-grade nooticer on the poonerdom (or just very unfortunate genetic luck) of the below individual which youtube will not stop recommending me.
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Pooners are so easy to clock, not because of their height or hips. There are plenty of manlets or weirdly shaped guys.

Nah, the real tell is those disgusting whispy mustaches.

No actual man would walk around with one, but would shave it off and conclude that mustaches just aren’t for them.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

How can I fix her?

Take her to a shack in the woods and get her pregnant. In a year there's even odds that you will have fixed her, will be in jail, or will be the first victim in a murder-suicide spree.

Let us know how it goes.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Have you not ever heard the phrase "Don't stick your dick in crazy?"

Some men really need to be told to never date BPD chicks.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Take her to a shack in the woods and get her pregnant. In a year there's even odds that you will have fixed her, will be in jail, or will be the first victim in a murder-suicide spree.

Let us know how it goes.

with the rise of 'seahorse dads' it seems pretty possible that pregnancy wouldnt fix her but would continue the delusion and anon would end up on child support for a baby born with defect due to her testosterone injections.

Some men really need to be told to never date BPD chicks.

unfortunately the number of men who need to be told that is way too high.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

 

[Poonocchio]

Some men really need to be told to never date BPD chicks.

unfortunately the number of men who need to be told that is way too high.

Spoiler: BPD/relationship sperg

I've read several times that large majority of men find BPDs intoxicating and exciting I think due to their poor impulse control, lack of inhibition and splitting causing the lovebombing/cold cycle. Probably the risky sex too. Maybe this is their version of a female's "bad boy" attraction. It seems like just another sign of the times where society is so fucked that stability, security and commitment in a relationship is boring and the tumultuous "excitement" of a borderline/full blown abusive relationship is more attractive and overrides our inherent need of a stable nuclear family for survival. Not sure about the psychology behind it. Saviour complex? Attachment issues? Masochism? "Y'all need Jesus?"

eta: also doesn't help that a shit ton of people now legitimately have BPD or at least BPD traits because, again, society is fucked and full of generational abuse/trauma, so the dating pool for people is swiftly turning into even more of a puddle.

 

[cybertoaster]

"I want to see her boobs!"

 

[Chandelier]

Pooner says the quiet part out loud about her projecting headcanons.
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Troons once again admitting they physically and mentally cannot tell the difference between identifying WITH something vs identifying AS something.

Here are some revealing comments. Of course, they're all lacking in self awareness.

On Dungeon Meshi, the anime currently seized by pooners:

Yeah, no shit "sinner Mon". One look at those zipper tits and men are going to clock you.

Pooners (almost) admit the obvious:

Yeah I wonder why that "cute MLM on AO3" has such gratuitous porn. It's almost as if pooners know, subconsciously, male sexuality is different. And the trans dood being viewed as meek, week and a tiny Reek is accurate (and I've provided examples in the Fanfiction Horrors thread). It's hilarious. The only ones that get popular are the ones where you can almost pretend the pooner is a male. The rest don't get much traction.

"They just see us as woman-lite". Mmm. Wonder why that is

More personal headcanons and showcasing pooner OCs:

Cute. But those fics don't get an audience. The twinks and beefy military men do. Even though fatties write these stories, they don't often write fatties fucking. Ain't that something?

 

[GettrGriftr]

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I'm a Boomer (literally). Do we have a remedial "How to Create AI Art and Tunes 101" thread somewhere? This was kino as hell, and I'd like to try it (when I'm not out mowing or tending the garden or other unrich Boomer things).

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

On Dungeon Meshi, the anime currently seized by pooners:
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>he's wearing a shirt at the beach
a male character wearing a shirt at the beach doesnt mean he is actually a pooner. there are many reasons to wear a shirt at the beach. in my case i had an issue where i used to feel very uncomfortable being in public without a shirt. I am so glad that my issue was 20 years ago because thanks to the trans cult any sort of body image issue now is described as gender dysphoria.

nobody simply feel uncomfortable in their body because of things like being a stick figure with no muscles makes you feel uncomfortable around other shirtless men, nope, must be cause you are secretly a woman in man's body. this is 1000x true for pooners. a lot of these pooners are just women with body image issues. they arnt men, just women who need to learn to accept their bodies as they are. but we also live in a society where body acceptance is just for obesse women. if you are 200 pounds over weight woman, you ned to love your body as it is, if you are a skinny woman then you need to get your tits chopped off.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

How can I fix her?

Tell her to pay the bill. Like real gentleman.

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

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"I want to see her boobs!"
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What manner of malpractice did the butcher/surgeon commit in order to give this heckin’ valid dood concave breasts? How does that happen?

 

[glass_houses]

unfortunately the number of men who need to be told that is way too high.

I will grant that there are many women- and men- who are very, very good at hiding their crazy until they're certain that their target is firmly hooked.

I sharehoused with a couple for several months, and it was an experience. At the beginning, the main issue with them was the endless sex where she shrieked and squealed and howled and screamed and yodelled the top of her lungs like a particularly bad wannabe porno star. Otherwise, the both of them seemed pretty normal. Then he asked her to marry him. Within a week it was like the both of us were living with an entirely different person. She had him turn down a job he'd been trying to get for eighteen months, I was banned from an entire floor of the house even though I paid half of the rent and the only kitchen was on "their" floor, she informed him that he wasn't allowed to have friends or see his family anymore, she threw raging tantrums at the most innocuous shit... it was insane how she'd had this perfectly crafted public "normal" personna for years, and the instant a ring was on her finger, she turned into a completely different person, like hitting a light switch. The bloke was still with her when I gtfo, and when I went back a few weeks later for my mail and I have no clue why. That final time I saw him, he looked someone who'd just discovered a direct portal to hell, and saw what was down there. Mercifully I haven't seen either of them since, but I'd lay money that her birth control mysteriously failing not long after I legged it.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

At the beginning, the main issue with them was the endless sex where she shrieked and squealed and howled and screamed and yodelled the top of her lungs like a particularly bad wannabe porno star.

that seems to be a common thing with BPD hoes, the high amounts of porn like sex. i suspect it is one of the things which attract men to them. it's at a point where i consider it a warning sign for men to look out for. unfortunately most men will l think with their dick. but id say be cautious of any women who wants to jump into lots of porn like sex with you, it is a bad omen of things to come.

 

[glass_houses]

that seems to be a common thing with BPD hoes, the high amounts of porn like sex. i suspect it is one of the things which attract men to them. it's at a point where i consider it a warning sign for men to look out for. unfortunately most men will l think with their dick. but id say be cautious of any women who wants to jump into lots of porn like sex with you, it is a bad omen of things to come.

I met some of her family, and in general they were lovely... but her father weirded me out the second he walked into the room. He took one step inside and I was immediately aware that there was something not right with the man and the longer I spoke to him and watched him the more "off" he felt. The strangest thing was that as an autist with an interesting background, my instincts are pretty shitty, and there wasn't a single thing about how he presented or spoke that I could pinpoint as not being improper, but he freaked me the fuck out anyway. About the only thing that I could articulate was that he was wearing some kind of human suit. Then his daughter took her suit off, and, well, I guess that these things are thought to run in families for a reason.

 

[Argos]

I met some of her family, and in general they were lovely... but her father weirded me out the second he walked into the room. He took one step inside and I was immediately aware that there was something not right with the man and the longer I spoke to him and watched him the more "off" he felt. The strangest thing was that as an autist with an interesting background, my instincts are pretty shitty, and there wasn't a single thing about how he presented or spoke that I could pinpoint as not being improper, but he freaked me the fuck out anyway. About the only thing that I could articulate was that he was wearing some kind of human suit. Then his daughter took her suit off, and, well, I guess that these things are thought to run in families for a reason.

Your story reminds me of a friend who met David Duke, had the same not-right-hete reaction and told me "There wasn't a person in there."