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When will Jack drop dead?

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Poor guy has been in the heat all day [obj]. Time for him to lay low and watch shitty Christmas movies. You deserve it Jack.
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What part about this makes Jack think it should be posted? It wasn't especially hot today, watching Christmas movies any time from 12/26 through Thanksgiving proves you're retarded, his face does too, and the light coming from Jr's room points to him opening the glass closet door during one of his cowadooty streams.
 
I just find it funny that Fatty still drinks energy drinks when he blames them for his stroke.

He also pretends to be gidding hulthy through lying about eating only meat, and even goes so far as to falsify up weight, blood sugar, and pressure readings that his gooey, hole-infested, necrotic brain thinks are plausible improvements. I laugh almost daily at his recent brag of having lost five pounds on his curvivurr diet, a whole six months into pretending to adhere to it.

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"Iv thuh binnfits uf c...c...KERNIVOOR arn't...unh...uh...if DEY ARN'T REEL...THUN...OKAY...HOW CUM MY TOE FUNGUS IS GONE? Huh?. All youv hulth uxperts just....uh...go uh head n explain THAT."

Jack's head looks like a beagle's scrotum.
 
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Jack and Tammy are back in Kentucky for the annual Baldwin’s 4th of July party. Jack shares some photos. Spy the drink in the corner. Motherfucker is drinking a sugar-free, Warheads flavored , energy drink. 1000mg of caffeine.
Drinking a gram of caffeine in a day when you're a 3-4x stroke victim is a bad idea. Doing it in one serving is suicide. Did Tammy give it to him?
 
Poor guy has been in the heat all day [obj]. Time for him to lay low and watch shitty Christmas movies. You deserve it Jack.
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he looks like he either just had another stroke or just busted a nut. mush brain is looking less like a human with every passing day.
 
He also pretends to be gidding hulthy through lying about eating only meat, and even goes so far as to make up weight, blood sugar, and pressure readings that his gooey, hole-infested, necrotic brain thinks are plausible improvements. I laugh almost daily at his recent brag of losing five pounds on his curvivurr diet after six months of pretending to be on it.

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"Iv thuh binnfits uf c...c...KERNIVOOR arn't...unh...uh...if DEY ARN'T REEL...THUN...OKAY...HOW CUM MY TOE FUNGUS IS GONE? Huh?. All youv hulth uxperts just....uh...go uh head n explain THAT."

Jack's head looks like a beagle's scrotum.
My favorite part of this photo is that it looks like hes sitting on a blanket while the rest of the couch is uncovered.

Is it... to catch the dandruff... because he smells horrible and they need to wash it... is he a dog..?

Whatever it is, I imagine a humpty dumpty shaped indent in that part of the couch.
 
My favorite part of this photo is that it looks like hes sitting on a blanket while the rest of the couch is uncovered.

Is it... to catch the dandruff... because he smells horrible and they need to wash it... is he a dog..?

Whatever it is, I imagine a humpty dumpty shaped indent in that part of the couch.
He's going to melt into the couch at this rate.
 
My favorite part of this photo is that it looks like hes sitting on a blanket while the rest of the couch is uncovered.

Is it... to catch the dandruff... because he smells horrible and they need to wash it... is he a dog..?

Whatever it is, I imagine a humpty dumpty shaped indent in that part of the couch.
It looks like a bath mat. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tammy made him use because he was leaving sweat stains everywhere
 
It looks like a bath mat. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tammy made him use because he was leaving sweat stains everywhere
I would have said throw rug but sure. He's probably getting the meat sweats all the time now so he needs something like that to protect the couch. Who am I kidding. Fatty is just naturally greasy.

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Here’s a candid shot of Jack enjoying the Fourth of July hayseed picnic.
Walking with a cane and nobody wants to sit next to him. What a surprise.
 
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