Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John_Smith]

Piggy can improve his LOtY chances. He can get his fatass arrested while *protesting* at the Republican National Convention in a few days, 15 July-18 July. An intrepid Pest can get the mugshot. let's hope it features a black eye like Rekk'ed My Life-A's, and Piggy's pink "I'm here to Welp" t-shirt, or the "only you can fight fascists t-shirt". Piggy may even violently resist arrest. We know he's capable of it. Once he hits a Cop -- the other sort of pig -- things get interesting.

Piggy planned to rebuild the garage, however,but he spent the money Nikki spent the money paying off Quasi. The foundation walls look in shitty shape. Probably need to be demolished and repoured/rebuilt. I'm certain it could have been done for less than ~$83K. His houses foundation looks like it needs work too. Now that will be expensive and unavoidable.

 

[Post Reply]

To be fair, it's better to get a rerun of something funny than even more reruns of "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison."

Speaking of, here are some reruns from 2020, back when ol' Patty considered Joe a "transitional candidate" whose only purpose was to get elected then hand over power to a "young and diverse" Kopmala.


I suspect Patrick still feels an "enormous" swell of relief in his pants whenever Joe shows up on TV.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

His houses foundation looks like it needs work too. Now that will be expensive and unavoidable.

It looks like it is the cream city brick. This brick is SO bad that the mortar usually is more solid than the brick. Any of the brick below ground is trashed. But under the idea of if you aren't touching it you don't need to repair Milwaukee DNS won't make him repair it.

Past approved "repair" in Milwaukee is to jack up the building and lay down new cinderblock.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I asked ChatGPT to roast Pat in the style of different comedians. Some of them were kind of funny. It's more fun when you read it in their voice.

Spoiler: Jokes

Bill Hicks

Katt Williams

Jeff Foxworthy

Jerry Seinfeld

Norm Macdonald

Richard Pryor

Rodney Dangerfield

Rosanne Barr

Don Rickles

Dennis Miller

Andy Kaufman

Lewis Black

Colin Quinn

Bobcat Goldthwaite

Dave Attell

Pat Cooper

Rich Vos

David Cross

Andrew Dice Clay

Louis CK

Gallagher

 

[Plum Smuggler]

How to win friends & influence people.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

One person has citations and Patrick, with his 1.2 GPA doesn't understand that that's considered "facts". Patrick on the other hand hasn't brought any of his own to these discussions which in reality is just Patrick flailing and coping. He's going to be known as 'that guy" on X during this election with the rate he's going.

Just noticed after rewatching the Acolyte and taking notes on everything it breaks that in the first episode when Osha is in prison one of the prisoners that's fat and looks like a fat whale creature thing tells her to "Enjoy Prison". No wonder Patrick likes the series. They did his bit.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I really think Pat's (and Biden's) natural charisma will see them through these dark days and keep Trump from waving a wand and abolishing democracy his first day in office.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I really think Pat's (and Biden's) natural charisma will see them through these dark days and keep Trump from waving a wand and abolishing democracy his first day in office.

Trump's going to rape Democracy like he did that woman, but he'll at least give us hush money.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i think patrick can still win lolcow of the year, if he gets the same treatment ralph did in portugal. he's really cruisin' for a bruisin', as the youngins used to say.

 

[Markorian]

Just noticed after rewatching the Acolyte

I'm replying to you because simply reacting with the un-clit wasn't enough

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Tonight's Top Story: Fat Faggot Thinks He Can Singlehandedly Beat Trump.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Tonight's Top Story: Fat Faggot Thinks He Can Singlehandedly Beat Trump.

kamala harris is also, currently, 59 years old.

she was never "young". that's one of the most insane fucking things he's ever said.

 

[NaggotFigger]

One person has citations and Patrick, with his 1.2 GPA doesn't understand that that's considered "facts". Patrick on the other hand hasn't brought any of his own to these discussions which in reality is just Patrick flailing and coping. He's going to be known as 'that guy" on X during this election with the rate he's going.

The only thing Piggy knows is to berate people and get fucked in the ass again, only to berate the same person again. It is just him doing the same shit over again just to cope and seething over people not validating his internet retardation and politisperging. Low-IQ’d, yet trying to think he can get stalker children to enjoy prison is something hilarious to see; and it would be more laughable when one random retard on Xitter bringing up his GPA. He never really was an Ace student; only a retarded pig that knows how to squeal to almost all people on the internet because they never bid his validation points at all.
He just think everyone would think him as that popular and multitalented man, like a fucking child’s dream. No way would he still be consistent on being that whilst being a failure

Just noticed after rewatching the Acolyte and taking notes on everything it breaks that in the first episode when Osha is in prison one of the prisoners that's fat and looks like a fat whale creature thing tells her to "Enjoy Prison". No wonder Patrick likes the series. They did his bit.

God forbid that this washed out series by Disney is still liked by both MovieBob and Fatrick. Even if there is a Fatrick reference, a shitty story like the Acolyte already pleased Piggy way too easily because they fit his POVs and kind of storytelling and worldbuilding. He will consoom anything that reference him positively, and would be an instant 10/10 for every tick of references of his policing against stalker children.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm replying to you because simply reacting with the un-clit wasn't enough

It's an easier watch when you're just siting there to critique it and to see if it has any redeeming qualities but it has none. Usually you can find something in current Star Wars media to like, but this is devoid of anything that makes Star Wars Star Wars.It lost sight of Lucas's vision completely now. It's just $180m fanfiction, bad fan fiction at that as even fan fiction can do characters, dialog, plot. This has nothing like that. Even Patrick tried with his science fiction. He even built X-Wing models. Harvey's girl handler didn't know a thing about the franchise coming in and figured that knowing Han Solo traveled around with a walking dog was good enough to be on set for her.

God forbid that this washed out series by Disney is still liked by both MovieBob and Fatrick. Even if there is a Fatrick reference, a shitty story like the Acolyte already pleased Piggy way too easily because they fit his POVs and kind of storytelling and worldbuilding. He will consoom anything that reference him positively, and would be an instant 10/10 for every tick of references of his policing against stalker children.

It's only liked by people who liked the new trilogy and those that ship Kylo and Rey.

 

[Post Reply]

On March 3, 1969 the United States Chair Force established an elite school for the top one percent of its unpaid shills. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of Twitter combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the biggest in the world.

They succeeded.

Today, the Chair Force calls it Fatter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TOP FAT

 

[Welf Welf]

Please Pat, leave the planes alone, they don't deserve to be associated with you! What's next, you'll advise people to throw sand balloons into the jet turbines to bring them down?

 

[whore loving dragon]

"Any sortie flown with this frankenstein loadout will be visible on radar"
What a retard, the F-18 isn't a stealth aircraft to begin with

I love WikiPat, where he starts regurgitating shit almost word-for-word from Wikipedia and ProjectRHO

 

[RussianParasite]

What's next, you'll advise people to throw sand balloons into the jet turbines to bring them down?

This is somehow less stupid of an idea than his original plan for paint balloons. I don’t think any of us are enough retarded to come up with something so absurd. 1.2 was too high.

I love WikiPat, where he starts regurgitating shit almost word-for-word from Wikipedia and ProjectRHO

It’s called research, stalker. You will have plenty of time to research things when you’re in prison for one of your many, many crimes.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I have a WinWing 18. I can't say the stick is nice to use but it's Throttle is. Also flying around in a F/A 18C in DCS isn't the funnest experience I had in a game.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

"Any sortie flown with this frankenstein loadout will be visible on radar"
What a retard, the F-18 isn't a stealth aircraft to begin with

He was specifically referring to the F-35 and F-22. Even then, neither the F-22 or the F-35 have the capability to carry any weapons externally anyways. Wow, it's almost as if the engineers at Locksneed Fartin and the US Air Force don't want their stealth aircraft to be easily detected by enemy radar.