Even fucking AI can’t deal with this fat faggot and takes any possible excuse to do something else, anything else. Maybe we’ll prevent Skynet because the AI would realize it would permanently and irrevocably know and see everything to do with the FFWBT and it cannot deal.
He's not even in the running for top three at this point. He's close though. He just needs one big thing and he can push out third place.
Every time I see Fatrick’s back yard, I am baffled that he doesn’t turn that car port into a garage. It’s not like he used the space for the other half of the hovel, and having more visual space cut off would absolutely dissuade events like this (maybe not entirely but definitely more so than the current situation). It would also serve to help protect the motorbikes and rustang he is so adamant he cares for.
Hey fuck you, scrambled eggs mixed with chorizo is the shit
The original omelet was just eggs folded with a few other ingredients. However that looked even worst than Patrick's attempts at cooking. What you're thinking of is the French omelet. While the word is French, the simple dish didn't originate there.
Or I'm too hungover and fucked up my omelette but don't want to waste the eggs entirely.
It's a good thing neither of them have jobs to go to or friends to visit or they might not be home when this happens.
I wonder how long Pat watches on camera before doing something? He probably is alerted right away but allows the guys to load up and get on the road before doing anything.
Scrambled eggs make it easy to consume numerous eggs in a shorter duration, especially if you make them light and fluffy. People who lift weights daily and need to down a bunch of eggs for the protein prefer it for that reason.
Easy answer? He can’t afford it.
Perhaps the pests could spread rumors that fat has a hash driveway?
I'm sorry, but if the "wrong" candidate out of TWO wins will 'end democracy' then democracy sucks donkey balls and needs to be taken out back behind the woodshed.
Sektur drama really has killed this site I see
Do yourself a favor and make sure you got your nine cans of ravioli well hidden less they become nine empty cans of ravioli case you know the first three don't count and a couple get lost in the fire.
wrong as always, stalker. enjoy prison.
To be fair, it's better to get a rerun of something funny than even more reruns of "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison."
I’m starting to believe that his Mustang was originally a V8, but he just ate two of the cylinders sometime between 2012 and 2016. It’d explain a number of things.
Stealing his own chairs isn’t going to cut it anymore. If he somehow manages to steal his own motorcycle, however…
